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  • -You look good, buddy.

  • -They do that for everybody?

  • -They do not stand for everybody.

  • -Thank you very much. Thank you very much.

  • -You got a standing ovation. You felt the love.

  • -Yeah. -You look good.

  • -Thank you. -You have less of a mustache.

  • -I have no mustache. -Yeah.

  • -I actually -- It's the first time in about 15 years

  • that I have no mustache. -Wow.

  • -I had to -- I shaved it off for a role in a movie actually.

  • -Ooh, who do you play in the movie?

  • -I play the guy without the mustache.

  • -Ah! [ Laughter ]

  • That's good casting. -Yeah, yeah.

  • -Good casting. -It said "guy without mustache."

  • It's very broad, but I'm like,

  • "I can do that. I'll just take it off."

  • -But you look good. You taking care of yourself?

  • -I am. I think I am. -Yeah.

  • -You know, I do things to take care of myself.

  • I don't know -- I don't know what I know, Jimmy. Do you?

  • Do you ever think --

  • [ Laughter ]

  • No, I mean, like, have you ever had a few hours during the day

  • and just sat down and go like, "What do I really know?"

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -I don't -- I don't want to do that.

  • -Well, the weird thing is, like --

  • and this is all going somewhere.

  • Like, if you make a column of things

  • you're pretty sure you know, and then you make another column

  • of how you know those things,

  • about 90% of that second column is just like,

  • "Some guy told me." [ Laughter ]

  • -That is true.

  • -Right, so the point being is like -- Look, I take vitamins.

  • Alright? I take them. I take them every day

  • because I'm afraid to die and I'm stupid.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • But every day I take my vitamins.

  • I look at them in my hand. -Yeah.

  • -I got vitamin B, vitamin D, vitamin C.

  • And I look at them. And in my heart, Jimmy,

  • I know these don't do anything. -Right.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Yeah, they do nothing. -But I'm in. I'm taking them.

  • -Yeah. -I'm taking them every day.

  • And so I'm in.

  • So if I don't take them one morning and I drive somewhere,

  • I've actually gone back to my house

  • to take my stupid vitamins because in my mind I'm like,

  • "What's gonna happen today if I don't take them?

  • Am I gonna get in a car accident?"

  • And vitamin D stops car accidents.

  • -I did not know that. That's fantastic.

  • -Yeah. But my point is, is, like, it is kind of B.S.

  • And you never know when someone's just gonna randomly

  • dump some crap into your head.

  • Some guy you don't know that well

  • or someone you're just talking to them,

  • and out of nowhere they're gonna say something like,

  • "Are you taking turmeric?"

  • Then you're like, "What? Turmeric?"

  • "Yeah, you got to take turmeric."

  • And you're like, "Turmeric?"

  • "Yeah, turmeric." "The spice?

  • Are you talking about the spice?"

  • And he's like, "Yeah, you got to take that."

  • "Wait, the spice that you buy once to make an Indian recipe,

  • and you never use it again and it stains your wooden spoon?

  • That turmeric?"

  • -Stains your spoon. Yeah.

  • -And he's like, "Yeah, you got to be taking that."

  • And I'm like, "No, I don't." In my mind, that's ridiculous.

  • I'm just tired of all that hype around stuff.

  • But, you know, I'm taking it, you know, and --

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Well, he told me it was for inflammation.

  • And then I said, "What do you mean, inflammation?"

  • He says, "You know, general inflammation."

  • I'm like, "What is that?"

  • And he's like, "Well, it's the new bad thing

  • that causes all the other bad things, you know?"

  • And then I'm like, "What happened to cholesterol?"

  • He's like, "Well, it turns out that's good for you."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • But I got to be honest.

  • Since I've been taking it, I feel less inflamed.

  • -Wow. -I do.

  • -You look less inflamed. -Less inflamed in a general way.

  • -Well, you look great. Thank you for coming back to our show.

-You look good, buddy.

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Marc Maron Takes All the Vitamins and Turmeric Thanks to Some Guy

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/07/03
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