Sylvester Stallone is here!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Backstage I asked him, "Can I get you something to drink?

Water, soda?"

He was like, "Raw eggs." -Really?

-Yeah. Sylvester Stallone is here.

I knew he'd arrived in the building

when all 12 security guards downstairs

were sprawled out on the floor unconscious.

But it's great that he's here, 'cause I love having guests

on the show that have the same workout routine as me.

-Oh.

-Stallone stars in the new movie "Rambo: Last Blood."

Yeah. And this is strange.

He's also starring in the new "Downton Abbey" movie.

Isn't that wild? Yeah. That's right.

"Rambo: Last Blood" and the new "Downton Abbey" movie

are out the same night.

And if you plan on seeing both, who are you?

Um, let's get to some news.

Yesterday, President Trump was in California

visiting the border wall.

Construction workers said it was fun watching Trump

put on a hard hat over his hair hat.

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Trump was there examining the wall,

and he said that it was virtually impenetrable.

Yep, virtually impenetrable,

or as it's also known, penetrable.

"The bridge is virtually safe.

You can walk across. It's kind of safe."

Actually one of the workers asked Trump to sign the wall.

Take a look at this.

-There's a tradition here on the border

that anyone who works on the wall signs the wall for us.

-Sign it? I'll sign it. Let's go.

[ Indistinct conversations ]

-And right where Trump signed it has become a tourist attraction.

Yeah, people from Mexico take a selfie in front of it

before crossing the border.

-Oh!

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-♪ I'm walkin' ♪ -Keep on truckin'.

-Could we see what Trump wrote on the...?

"For a good time, call Mike."

-What? -Oh, that's not -- Come on.

That's not -- That's not -- -Come on. That's rude.

-That's not cool. -That's not cool at all.

-Then Trump talked about how the border wall

will stop people from entering the country.

Listen to this.

-Plus, it's designed to absorb heat, so it is extremely hot.

The wall is -- You won't be able to touch it.

You can -- You can fry an egg on that wall.

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

-"And that -- And that is why I'm excited to announce

the world's first border-wall/omelet station."

[ Laughter ]

The wall -- The wall is so hot, you can't touch it

unless you are signing it with a Sharpie apparently.

While showing off the wall, Trump asked the border agent

to talk about the technology they're using to stop people

from crossing the border, but it didn't go as planned.

Take a look at this.

-One thing we haven't mentioned is technology.

They're wired so that we will know

if somebody's trying to break through.

And you may want to discuss that a little bit, General.

-Sir, there could be some merit in not discussing that.

-Okay. I like that.

[ Laughter ]

-"I know that.

I was just testing to see if you knew that.

Of course I -- Of course I knew that. Duh."

Meanwhile, back in Washington,

Trump is in the middle of a new scandal.

A whistleblower has accused him

of making a dangerous promise to a foreign leader.

Now, as of today, we don't know who that leader is.

It could be any foreign leader.

We can't jump to any conclusions.

We're just going to have to wait and see.

That's right. Trump's being accused of making

secret promises to an unidentified foreign leader.

It's been a rough week for Trump.

First, he wasn't named the next Bachelor and now this.

-Aww. -The First Lady is busy, too.

Today, Melania attended the ribbon-cutting ceremony

for the reopening of the Washington Monument.

But she had a bit of trouble with the scissors. Take a look.

[ Indistinct shouting ]

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Turns out she accidentally

grabbed Eric and Don Jr.'s safety scissors.

-Oh. -That's what they...

Some tech news. Amazon just announced

that you can now donate to 2020 candidates through Alexa.

But if you say, "Alexa, donate to Bill de Blasio," you hear...

-Alexa: Flush your money down the toilet.

[ Laughter ]

-This isn't good. A new report found that JetBlue

and Spirit Airlines serve the dirtiest water on board.

JetBlue was appalled, while Spirit was like,

"We got mentioned in the same sentence as JetBlue?"

People on JetBlue knew something was wrong when a passenger said,

"I ordered water, not coffee."

And the flight attendant was like, "That is water."