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-You guys, my guest tonight is one of the all-time greats.
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Sylvester Stallone is here!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Backstage I asked him, "Can I get you something to drink?
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Water, soda?"
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He was like, "Raw eggs." -Really?
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-Yeah. Sylvester Stallone is here.
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I knew he'd arrived in the building
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when all 12 security guards downstairs
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were sprawled out on the floor unconscious.
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But it's great that he's here, 'cause I love having guests
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on the show that have the same workout routine as me.
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-Oh.
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-Stallone stars in the new movie "Rambo: Last Blood."
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Yeah. And this is strange.
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He's also starring in the new "Downton Abbey" movie.
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Isn't that wild? Yeah. That's right.
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"Rambo: Last Blood" and the new "Downton Abbey" movie
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are out the same night.
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And if you plan on seeing both, who are you?
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Um, let's get to some news.
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Yesterday, President Trump was in California
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visiting the border wall.
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Construction workers said it was fun watching Trump
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put on a hard hat over his hair hat.
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Trump was there examining the wall,
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and he said that it was virtually impenetrable.
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Yep, virtually impenetrable,
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or as it's also known, penetrable.
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"The bridge is virtually safe.
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You can walk across. It's kind of safe."
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Actually one of the workers asked Trump to sign the wall.
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Take a look at this.
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-There's a tradition here on the border
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that anyone who works on the wall signs the wall for us.
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-Sign it? I'll sign it. Let's go.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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-And right where Trump signed it has become a tourist attraction.
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Yeah, people from Mexico take a selfie in front of it
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before crossing the border.
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-Oh!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-♪ I'm walkin' ♪ -Keep on truckin'.
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-Could we see what Trump wrote on the...?
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"For a good time, call Mike."
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-What? -Oh, that's not -- Come on.
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That's not -- That's not -- -Come on. That's rude.
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-That's not cool. -That's not cool at all.
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-Then Trump talked about how the border wall
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will stop people from entering the country.
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Listen to this.
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-Plus, it's designed to absorb heat, so it is extremely hot.
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The wall is -- You won't be able to touch it.
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You can -- You can fry an egg on that wall.
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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-"And that -- And that is why I'm excited to announce
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the world's first border-wall/omelet station."
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[ Laughter ]
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The wall -- The wall is so hot, you can't touch it
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unless you are signing it with a Sharpie apparently.
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While showing off the wall, Trump asked the border agent
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to talk about the technology they're using to stop people
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from crossing the border, but it didn't go as planned.
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Take a look at this.
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-One thing we haven't mentioned is technology.
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They're wired so that we will know
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if somebody's trying to break through.
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And you may want to discuss that a little bit, General.
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-Sir, there could be some merit in not discussing that.
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-Okay. I like that.
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[ Laughter ]
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-"I know that.
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I was just testing to see if you knew that.
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Of course I -- Of course I knew that. Duh."
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Meanwhile, back in Washington,
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Trump is in the middle of a new scandal.
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A whistleblower has accused him
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of making a dangerous promise to a foreign leader.
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Now, as of today, we don't know who that leader is.
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It could be any foreign leader.
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We can't jump to any conclusions.
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We're just going to have to wait and see.
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That's right. Trump's being accused of making
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secret promises to an unidentified foreign leader.
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It's been a rough week for Trump.
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First, he wasn't named the next Bachelor and now this.
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-Aww. -The First Lady is busy, too.
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Today, Melania attended the ribbon-cutting ceremony
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for the reopening of the Washington Monument.
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But she had a bit of trouble with the scissors. Take a look.
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[ Indistinct shouting ]
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[ Laughter ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Turns out she accidentally
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grabbed Eric and Don Jr.'s safety scissors.
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-Oh. -That's what they...
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Some tech news. Amazon just announced
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that you can now donate to 2020 candidates through Alexa.
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But if you say, "Alexa, donate to Bill de Blasio," you hear...
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-Alexa: Flush your money down the toilet.
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[ Laughter ]
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-This isn't good. A new report found that JetBlue
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and Spirit Airlines serve the dirtiest water on board.
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JetBlue was appalled, while Spirit was like,
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"We got mentioned in the same sentence as JetBlue?"
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People on JetBlue knew something was wrong when a passenger said,
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"I ordered water, not coffee."
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And the flight attendant was like, "That is water."