"IT Chapter 2" comes out this weekend.

[ Cheers and applause ]

When they heard that, actual clowns were like,

"Oh, come on. I was just starting to get work again.

I mean, come on." [ Laughter ]

Let's get to some news here. I read that President Trump

promised that if he's re-elected,

he'll build 500 miles of border wall.

Yep, and if he's not re-elected,

he'll just draw a wall with a Sharpie.

[ Laughter ]

But this is odd.

[ Laughter continues ]

"I didn't do it. That's the way the wall was."

[ Laughter ]

But this is odd right here. The Trump administration

just announced that they're rolling back

efficiency standards for light bulbs.

It was a confusing day at the White House,

'cause every time Trump said "dim bulbs,"

Eric and Don Jr. busted in and said, "You rang?"

[ Laughter ]

"Lock the doors, please."

[ Laughter ]

Guys, I don't know if you've noticed this

but President Trump can have trouble

pronouncing words sometimes.

For example, here he is trying to say the word "inconvenience."

Take a look at this.

-Couldn't have been more calm. I then respectfully said,

"Sorry to incon-vens-- convenience you,"

and I left the room. [ Laughter ]

-Well, he's actually struggled with a few other words recently,

so with that in mind, it's time to play

"Talk Like Trump." Here we go.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-♪ Talk like Trump ♪

♪ Talk like Trump ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

-So... [ Cheers and applause ]

Yeah, you guys look good. Oh, yeah.

[ Cheers and applause continues ]

Here's how this works.

I'm gonna see if anyone can guess

how the President is going to mispronounce a simple word.

If you get it right, you get a prize.

If you get it wrong, you still get a prize.

All right. [ Laughter ]

Raise your hand if you want to play "Talk like Trump."

It's really fun. [ Cheering ]

Here we go. Sure, right here.

I don't have to walk far. Stand up, sure.

Oh, sit down, maybe. [ Laughter ]

All right.

Hi. What's your name?

-Keno. -Keno?

-Yeah. -Wow. That's a great name.

-Yeah. -I lost a lot of money on you.

[ Laughter ]

Keno, where are you from? -I'm from Brooklyn.

-All right, cool. I was gonna say Vegas.

In our first clip, President Trump is gonna

try and say the word "heritage."

How do you think he's gonna mispronounce "heritage"?

-Her-i-tawge? [ Laughter ]

-That's pretty good. "Her-i-tawge."

[ Laughter ]

That's pretty good. Let's see what happened.

-And we are reclaiming our noble "herrige" as a nation.

-Ah! [ Buzzer ]

"Herrige" -- so close. So close.

You lost, but here's your losing T-shirt.

A custom-made "herrige." That's for you.

-Thank you. -Thank you, Keno. Appreciate it.

Who else? Who else wants to play?

Get up. [ Cheers and applause ]

How you doing? -Good. I'm great.

-What is your name? -My name's Maya.

-Maya, very good. Maya, where are you from?

-I'm from Northern Virginia.

-Hey, well, thank you for being here, Maya.

[ Cheers and applause ]

Maya, our next clip, very simple.

Trump tries to say the word "lawmakers."

How is he going to mispronounce the word "lawmakers"?

-Law-mack? [ Laughter ]

-"Law-mac." [ Laughter ]

I can see that one. I can see that one happening.

All right. Let's see what happened.

-He has worked in both houses of Congress,

advising "law-markers."

-Ah! [ Buzzer ]

"Law-markers." It's close.

Here's your losing "law-markers" T-shirt.

-Thank you. -Thank you for playing.

I appreciate it. Anyone else?

Who's up?

You? I don't know how to get to you.

[ Cheers and applause ]

You, yeah, right there. Yeah, come over here.

This guy just...

This guy just looks interesting to me.

Hey, nice to see you. -Nice to see you, too.

[ Laughter ]

-What is your name? -My name's Matt.

-Hey, Matt, welcome. Where you from?

-I'm from the Bronx. Hey, all right!

Boogie down, Bronx.

Now, in this final clip, Trump tries to say "transplants."

"Transplants." -Turnsplints?

[ Laughter ] -Turnsplints?

-Turnsplinsts. -Turnsplints.

You're not saying any vowels at all.

[ Laughter ] -No.

-Trnsplnts. -Trnsplnts.

-You're actually saying it through your nose.

-[ Muffled speaking ] -Yeah.

[ Muffled speaking ]

-In addition, up to 11,000 more Americans

could receive heart, lung, and liver transpants annually.

-Ah! [ Buzzer ]

-"Transpants." Ah, sorry.

Thank you for playing. I appreciate.

Thank you so much. Appreciate it.

[ Cheers and applause ]

That was "Talk like Trump." Thanks to our players.

Let's get right back to the monologue right here.

-♪ Talk like Trump ♪

♪ Talk like Trump ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

-Some 2020 news.

The third Democratic presidential debate

is in less than a week,

and this time, all the candidates can fit on one stage.

[ Laughter ]

We'll hear from the 10 candidates up there,

plus Bill de Blasio shouting from the audience.

[ Laughter ]

I saw that this debate will be on ABC,

which is nice because the winners will get

a boost in the polls while the losers

will get a spot on "Dancing With the Stars."

-Oh. -That's pretty cool.

[ Laughter, cheers, applause ]

Some tech news. Google is being fined

$170 million for violating children's privacy.

Pretty messed up. Not only did they collect

kids' data, they also told Becky that Greg liked her

but didn't "like her" like her.

[ Laughter ]

And finally, Yellowstone's Steamboat Geyser

had a record number of premature eruptions this year.

Today, park rangers walked up to it and said,

"Don't worry. This happens to lots of geysers."

[ Laughter ] We have a great show.