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  • -Are you still golfing? -I am.

  • Not -- Not well.

  • And I know you've been playing since you were in high school.

  • -Yeah. -I heard that,

  • and you said not well,

  • but that's the realities of golf, isn't it?

  • -I'm consistently bad. Yeah. [ Laughter ]

  • -We should definitely get a game.

  • -We should play. I love the game.

  • It's great. I'm never going to get good.

  • -I'm not -- I'm not -- I'm not good, either.

  • -I don't think I even want to be good.

  • -We gave up. You were -- But who told you?

  • Someone told me. I was like 48.

  • I was with Jack Nicholson, old friend,

  • and we were at tennis, and Jack said,

  • he said, "Mikey, we should take up golf.

  • We can do that for the rest of our life.

  • We can't do tennis." -Yeah.

  • -And so we took it off and never got better.

  • [ Laughter ] Never got better.

  • -Never got better. But who do you golf with though?

  • I saw you golf with Trump. You golf with Alice Cooper?

  • -Yeah, I get around. -How was --

  • [ Laughter ] -I get around.

  • I golf -- been a while since I golfed with the Donald.

  • Been a long time. -How is he as a golfer?

  • -He's pretty good,

  • but probably not quite as good as he thinks he is.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -That sounds about right. That sounds about right.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • Sounds about right. How about --

  • -He's not bad. -How about Alice Cooper?

  • -Alice Cooper's good. Alice Cooper's really good.

  • -You would think. He's a rock 'n' roll legend.

  • -Well, yeah, yeah. But he's --

  • You know, he's clean and sober. He finishes his shows, boom.

  • Early to bed, up early,

  • lives out there in the desert, you know.

  • Likes to get up early, play.

  • He's a single -- single-digit guy.

  • -I'd love to play with you whenever you want to play.

  • I know you do a charity thing -- -Let's do it, man.

  • Yeah, I do a charity tournament, but, I mean, love to do it.

  • That'd be great. -That'd be great.

  • It sounds like you're lying, but, yeah, I would love to --

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Never gonna invite me to golf. -No, I would.

  • No, no, I would. -Yeah, you stuttered.

  • You weren't even looking at me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • "I'll get your number. I'll get your number."

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah. [ Laughter ]

  • You have two projects I want to talk to you about on Netflix.

  • They're giant. I want to talk about

  • "Kominsky Method," but first, "Green Eggs and Ham."

  • You have a voice -- -"Green Eggs and Ham."

  • I am. I'm Sam.

  • -Sam I am. -You guys know

  • "Green Eggs and Ham," Dr. Seuss?

  • [ Cheers and applause ] There you go.

  • November 8th.

  • -November 8th. -November 8th.

  • Animated version of "Green Eggs and Ham"

  • with Diane Keaton and some other wonderful actors.

  • -Fantastic. [ Cheers and applause ]

  • I love that.

  • -I play guy, the mean guy. -You're the mean guy?

  • -Yeah. Typecasting, man. -Oh, come on.

  • How does the nicest guy play a mean guy? Please...

  • "Kominsky Method," you were really funny.

  • But I always thought you were funny.

  • -Oh, thank you. -But this is

  • like a sitcom world. Is it Chuck Lorre?

  • -Chuck Lorre, such a good writer,

  • and Al Higgins, your -- -Yeah.

  • -Your Steven's brother. -Yeah, Steve's brother.

  • -Is one of the writers, too. And I'm loving it.

  • Just really good writing, great cast, Alan Arkin.

  • This year we got some wonderful additions.

  • You know Paul Reiser? -I love Paul Reiser.

  • -Paul Reiser's great. A brilliant idea, my daughter --

  • plays my daughter's boyfriend.

  • And I find out that she got a boyfriend that's close

  • to my age, her father's age.

  • You know, so it's -- -That's Paul Reiser?

  • -That's Paul Reiser. -Oh, my goodness.

  • -I have an ex-wife, an ex-wife, Kathleen Turner.

  • -No! -Yes, we're gonna go back

  • to "The War of the Roses." -"Romancing the Stone"!

  • -Right, "Romancing the Stone." -Oh, wow!

  • -It's the ex-wife. She'll be that.

  • Jane Seymour's in the opening episode, Alan's girlfriend.

  • -You can't beat that.

  • -Yeah, so it's been a lot of fun.

  • I'm enjoying it. And it opens this weekend.

  • -You're getting all these awards for it.

  • -Yeah, gotten awards for it.

  • October 25th. October 25th, yeah.

  • This Friday, we start our new season.

  • -That's great. I want to show everyone a clip.

  • Here's Michael Douglas in season two of "The Kominsky Method."

  • Take a look at this.

  • -[ Sighs ] -Hello, Norman.

  • -Good. You're up.

  • -It's 9:30. -So dig this.

  • Madeleine lives in Santa Barbara,

  • and she invited me to come up for the weekend.

  • -Did you just say, "Dig this?"

  • -Did I? Blame it on the Montrachet.

  • Anyway, Santa Barbara -- what do you think?

  • -What difference does it make what I think?

  • -True, but I still want to discuss it.

  • Are you eating? -Yeah.

  • -Could you stop? It sounds terrible.

  • -I'm having my dinner. -This late?

  • You're gonna get acid reflux.

  • -That'll taste better than what I'm eating.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • -Michael Douglas, everybody!

-Are you still golfing? -I am.

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