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  • -Guys, um...

  • [ Laughter ]

  • It can be hard to say goodbye,

  • but sometimes you have to.

  • And there are a few things I'd like to

  • say goodbye to right now.

  • It's time for "Go On, Git."

  • ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ]

  • Go on, git, go on, git

  • Go on, go on, go on, git

  • [ Applause ]

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -God!

  • [ Laughing ] What?

  • -[ Chuckles ] ♪♪

  • -Okay.

  • -Go on, git, cargo shorts.

  • [ Laughter ] You get out of here now.

  • I loved putting all my stuff in your many wondrous pockets.

  • And now you're just making me look like an old dad

  • or a German tourist at the M&M's store in Times Square.

  • Just go on, git out of here.

  • And don't you ever come back. Don't look at me like that.

  • Git, cargo shorts. Git!

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Applause ]

  • ♪♪

  • -Is that hay? -Go --

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Go on, git, my old DVD collection.

  • I loved you like a honeydew melon loves

  • ripening on the vine,

  • but you're old news now, and as much as it pains me,

  • I got to let you go.

  • Fly and be free, "Boondock Saints."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Find a better life without me, "Dude, Where's My Car?"

  • Git! [ Laughter ]

  • ♪♪

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Go on, git.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • ♪♪

  • Go on, git,

  • pizza fresh out of the oven.

  • Are you delicious? Yes.

  • Are you going to burn the roof of my mouth? Yes.

  • For that reason, you got to git out of here

  • until you spend a few minutes cooling down

  • on Mama's pie windowsill.

  • Your joy just brings me too much pain.

  • Sure, I would eat you with a fork and knife,

  • but what if someone has a phone?

  • I'm going to get made fun of on the Internet.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Think I'll be "pizza with a fork" guy?

  • Nice try, now go on, git.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Wow.

  • ♪♪

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Wow, that was a lonesome --

  • -Vittles, vittles. -Whoo!

  • -Vittles ready!

  • -Go on, git, stools.

  • You think I want to spend my time

  • balancing on a seat the shape and size of a button?

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Engaging my core atop a wooden board?

  • I need a back, ya hear?

  • Sitting should be relaxing, not a sport.

  • Now go on, git, stool. Come back when you're a chair.

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • Go on, git, looking at my phone in bed.

  • All I want to do is fall asleep when it's bedtime,

  • but then you come around and wake up my brain

  • with even more of your blue light waves or whatever.

  • My brain is stupid.

  • It thinks that your screen is the sun, and that it is morning,

  • and so I should go wake up and hunt caribou and gather shrubs.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • I wish I could keep scrolling down my Insta feed forever,

  • but I need to sleep, so, go on, git.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • ♪♪

  • -Do you need a drink? [ Laughter ]

  • -Go on, git, gum I've been chewing on

  • for more than 30 minutes.

  • You served your purpose, made my breath smell

  • not like an onion, but now I might as well be

  • chewing on a rubber band.

  • Git you gone, gum! Git!

  • You git now!

  • ♪♪

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Go on --

  • Go on, git, flavored seltzer.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Your bubbly hydration was fun for a while,

  • and sure, you're better to drink than soda,

  • but now I'm pounding five or six of you a day

  • instead of just drinking water from the tap.

  • The other day I had to take a pill, and instead of just

  • getting a drink from the faucet,

  • I opened up a can of LaCroix Pamplemousse.

  • Saying grapefruit in French simply doesn't need to be

  • part of me swallowing an Advil.

  • So, go on!

  • Git out of here, Pamplemousse,

  • and take yer no-good key lime sister with ya!

  • [ Laughter ] Well, it's hard to see them go,

  • but I'm glad I got them all out of my system.

-Guys, um...

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Go on, Git: Cargo Shorts, Stools

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    林宜悉   posted on 2020/07/03
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