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-Here's how this works.
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I'm gonna see if anyone can guess
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how the President is going to mispronounce a simple word.
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If you get it right, you get a prize,
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and if you get it wrong, you still get a prize.
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All right, raise your hand
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if you want to play "Talk Like Trump."
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Who wants to play? [ Cheers and applause ]
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Come on. There you go, buddy.
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What is your name? -My name's Micah.
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-Micah. Give me a "whoo."
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-Whoo! -All right.
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[ Laughter ]
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Micah, in our first clip, very simple --
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President Trump is gonna try to say "beautiful."
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How do you think that he'll mispronounce it?
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-"Beau-eh-ful."
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[ Laughter ]
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-Beau-i-ul. Like that?
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-Yeah. -Like no real pronunciation.
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-Like no "T." -No "T" -- "Beauiful."
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-Almost like he's driving by here.
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-Yes! -Okay, yeah.
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"Beauiful." All right.
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[ Laughter ]
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Let's see what happens.
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-Let me begin by wishing you a beautifuelledlook.
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[ Laughter ] [ Buzzer ]
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[ Laughter and applause ]
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-"A beautifuelle -- Look, look, folks.
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A beautifulfullook."
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Here's your -- You did not win,
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but here's your beautifuellook T-shirt.
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-I love it. -Congratulations.
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Who else wants to play "Talk Like Trump"?
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Come over here.
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♪♪
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-I'm sorry. -Don't worry.
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Don't move, guys. Let her -- Let her --
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Let her try to jump over you both.
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Gosh. [ Light laughter ]
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What is your name? -Sammy.
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-Sammy, can I get a "whoo"? -Whoo!
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-In our next clip, Trump tries to say "bird graveyard."
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This is when he was saying that windmills are killing birds.
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That's why we should get rid of windmills.
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[ Laughter ] -Right, right. Yeah.
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-He really did.
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And so he tried to say "bird graveyard."
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How do you think he'll mispronounce "bird graveyard"?
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-Probably like "Bid graveyahd." Like, something like
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stretching it out a little bit.
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-Almost, like, British. [ Laughter ]
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"Bid graveyahd."
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-Maybe he got a little British. -"He turns into Paul McCartney.
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Like one of the Beatles. Yeah, bid graveyahd."
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-Bid graveyahd. [ Laughter ]
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-"You know, this could be a bid graveyahd, you know."
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All right, you never know. Let's see what happens.
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-They're noisy. They kill the birds.
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You want to see a birv gradeyar. If you just go --
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[ Buzzer ] -Birv gradeyar.
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Birv -- Birv gradeyar.
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Sorry you didn't win, but there's your T-shirt.
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Birv gradeyar. [ Cheers and applause ]
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Who else?
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Come on. Come on!
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Hi, pal. -Hello.
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-What is your name? -Mary.
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-Mary, can I get a "whoo"? -Whoo!
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-All right. Hey, that's a good one.
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In our final clip, Trump tries to say
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"sustainment brigade officer."
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[ Audience "Oohs" ] -I can't even say that.
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-"Sustainment brigade officer."
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How do you think he'll mispronounce that?
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-Oh, goodness. Stistainment brigade uhfficer.
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[ Laughter ]
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-You got the hands down. "Stistainment brigade erfficer."
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-You just can't move our mouth. -Okay.
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[ Laughter ]
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I do feel like sometimes
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his teeth are falling out or something.
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He pushes it back up with his tongue.
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All right, here we go. Let's see what happened.
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-Thanks also to the 1st Armored Division's
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resolute support sustainment bagrade farcer.
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[ Buzzer ] [ Laughter ]
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-Ah, "sustainment bagrade dfurcer."
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"Sustainment bagrade dfurcer." There you go.
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There, congratulations.
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You didn't win, but take your shirt, please.
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Thank you for playing. That is "Talk Like Trump."
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Thanks to all of our players.