And congratulations on your Emmy win.

A big Emmy win right there. -Thank you.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-I saw all around your socials.

Here's the Emmy, unloading the dishwasher.

-Yeah. [ Laughter ]

-This is your Emmy in a car seat.

They're not easy to install. -That's right.

-They're not easy to install. -No.

-Here's your Emmy in the pool just relaxing.

-She's a free spirit. You know? -She certainly is.

-I-I don't think of owning her, really,

as just being her guardian.

-Wow. That's how you feel. -Yeah.

I feel like I want to keep this going,

like taking pictures of her until something goes --

I want it to be -- Because you win it

for a kind of a dramatic thing,

you want it to have a proper narrative arc.

-Yes.

-And so, I'd like her to kill something.

-Wait. Oh, my God. Oh, no.

Who else was in your category?

-Um, you know, Ed Begley Jr. was there, who I'm a big fan of,

and Patton Oswalt.

Do you know? I think that you might have been there.

-[ Spits ] [ Laughter ]

Congratulations.

I was holding that spit take in for so long.

I was in the same category as you.

-I know. I felt bad. I felt --

-No, you did not. -I felt -- I did. I felt bad.

Very, like very -- Like very briefly.

-Oh, okay. -Yeah.

-Well, I believe that.

You take the Emmy home.

You got the kids at home. Are they excited?

Are they impressed Dad won an Emmy?

-Couldn't give two hoots, if I'm honest.

They're like, "Where do the batteries go in it?"

It's just this -- -"What does it do?"

-It's just another beautiful thing for them to destroy.

-[ Laughs ] Yeah.

Well, congrats on -- -Thank you.

-"Get Shorty," by the way, Season 3.

Here we go already. -Yes, very exciting.

Thank you. It's --

This is like -- It's a revenge season, this one.

I end up in prison at the end of the last one.

And this one is me trying to get my revenge

on a kind of a Harvey Weinstein type character

played by Steven Weber --

A couple of giggles.

[ Laughter ]

You know, it's a specific crowd, isn't it?

-Yeah. [ Laughter ]

-I keep having this fear that you're going to show footage

of -- that my mother sent in after my vasectomy.

[ Laughter ]

And -- -I am, actually.

Let's just show the clip of -- -No!

[ Laughter ]

It was a banana!

[ Laughter ]

-No, but, so, you're there, and Ray Romano, who we love --

-Beautiful man.

-He's a great guy.

We love Ray Romano.

[ Cheers and applause ]

You were saying last time -- -Thank you.

-You were saying that -- Yeah.

"Thank you so much." -Thank you, yes.

I -- When I birthed him.

[ Laughter ]

-We have video of it. Let's share -- No.

But you like to mess with him on set?

-Well, you know, I --

Ray is the sweetest man.

Not great on, like, germs.

You know? Not a big germ person.

Nobody's a big germ person, I suppose.

-I guess not. No. But he's like a germaphobe?

One -- like, kind of -- -Little -- Little bit.

And there's scenes where I have to --

I play kind of a heavy in this show, this "Get Shorty" thing.

And I take advantage of his kindness in many situations.

And there's a scene we had to do last year,

where I to cover his mouth and, like, tell him to shut up,

'cause somebody else in the other room

is going to kick the what out of us.

And -- And every time I would come to him,

and we'd be doing this scene,

just before they would shout "Action,"

I'd go, "Oh, God. I just -- I went to the toilet.

I forgot to wash my hands. Anyway --"

[ Laughter ]

And he goes [As Ray] "Oh, I got some Purell."

[ Laughter and applause ]

[ Normal voice ] He's got some in his pocket.

-Oh, yeah, really? -Yeah.

-Basically, this one you said is revenge.

"Get Shorty," Shorty in this is your --

-It's Carolyn Dodd, who plays my daughter.

So Shorty refers to my daughter.

And we kind of go through this breakup in our family,

and it's -- A lot of the show is me trying to get her back.

-You're fantastic in it.

You're good dramatic acting,

but also very, very funny in this.

We love having you on. I want to show everyone a clip.

Here's Chris O'Dowd in "Get Shorty."

Take a look.

-Okay, then, I'll take it.

-You'll take i-- what?

-I'll be an assistant. It's a deal.

-No, y-you don't want to --

The -- You'd be getting lunch for people,

answering phones for random execs.

-I do want this.

-Miles, I don't --

-Thank you. It's an honor.

And it goes without saying

that anything that transpired between you and I in the past

is water under the bridge.

Thank you, truly.

-Um...

O-Okay.

Uh...great.

-You won't regret it.

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Chris O'Dowd, everybody!