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  • -Welcome back. I love having you here.

  • And congratulations on your Emmy win.

  • A big Emmy win right there. -Thank you.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -I saw all around your socials.

  • Here's the Emmy, unloading the dishwasher.

  • -Yeah. [ Laughter ]

  • -This is your Emmy in a car seat.

  • They're not easy to install. -That's right.

  • -They're not easy to install. -No.

  • -Here's your Emmy in the pool just relaxing.

  • -She's a free spirit. You know? -She certainly is.

  • -I-I don't think of owning her, really,

  • as just being her guardian.

  • -Wow. That's how you feel. -Yeah.

  • I feel like I want to keep this going,

  • like taking pictures of her until something goes --

  • I want it to be -- Because you win it

  • for a kind of a dramatic thing,

  • you want it to have a proper narrative arc.

  • -Yes.

  • -And so, I'd like her to kill something.

  • -Wait. Oh, my God. Oh, no.

  • Who else was in your category?

  • -Um, you know, Ed Begley Jr. was there, who I'm a big fan of,

  • and Patton Oswalt.

  • Do you know? I think that you might have been there.

  • -[ Spits ] [ Laughter ]

  • Congratulations.

  • I was holding that spit take in for so long.

  • I was in the same category as you.

  • -I know. I felt bad. I felt --

  • -No, you did not. -I felt -- I did. I felt bad.

  • Very, like very -- Like very briefly.

  • -Oh, okay. -Yeah.

  • -Well, I believe that.

  • You take the Emmy home.

  • You got the kids at home. Are they excited?

  • Are they impressed Dad won an Emmy?

  • -Couldn't give two hoots, if I'm honest.

  • They're like, "Where do the batteries go in it?"

  • It's just this -- -"What does it do?"

  • -It's just another beautiful thing for them to destroy.

  • -[ Laughs ] Yeah.

  • Well, congrats on -- -Thank you.

  • -"Get Shorty," by the way, Season 3.

  • Here we go already. -Yes, very exciting.

  • Thank you. It's --

  • This is like -- It's a revenge season, this one.

  • I end up in prison at the end of the last one.

  • And this one is me trying to get my revenge

  • on a kind of a Harvey Weinstein type character

  • played by Steven Weber --

  • A couple of giggles.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • You know, it's a specific crowd, isn't it?

  • -Yeah. [ Laughter ]

  • -I keep having this fear that you're going to show footage

  • of -- that my mother sent in after my vasectomy.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • And -- -I am, actually.

  • Let's just show the clip of -- -No!

  • [ Laughter ]

  • It was a banana!

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -No, but, so, you're there, and Ray Romano, who we love --

  • -Beautiful man.

  • -He's a great guy.

  • We love Ray Romano.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • You were saying last time -- -Thank you.

  • -You were saying that -- Yeah.

  • "Thank you so much." -Thank you, yes.

  • I -- When I birthed him.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -We have video of it. Let's share -- No.

  • But you like to mess with him on set?

  • -Well, you know, I --

  • Ray is the sweetest man.

  • Not great on, like, germs.

  • You know? Not a big germ person.

  • Nobody's a big germ person, I suppose.

  • -I guess not. No. But he's like a germaphobe?

  • One -- like, kind of -- -Little -- Little bit.

  • And there's scenes where I have to --

  • I play kind of a heavy in this show, this "Get Shorty" thing.

  • And I take advantage of his kindness in many situations.

  • And there's a scene we had to do last year,

  • where I to cover his mouth and, like, tell him to shut up,

  • 'cause somebody else in the other room

  • is going to kick the what out of us.

  • And -- And every time I would come to him,

  • and we'd be doing this scene,

  • just before they would shout "Action,"

  • I'd go, "Oh, God. I just -- I went to the toilet.

  • I forgot to wash my hands. Anyway --"

  • [ Laughter ]

  • And he goes [As Ray] "Oh, I got some Purell."

  • [ Laughter and applause ]

  • [ Normal voice ] He's got some in his pocket.

  • -Oh, yeah, really? -Yeah.

  • -Basically, this one you said is revenge.

  • "Get Shorty," Shorty in this is your --

  • -It's Carolyn Dodd, who plays my daughter.

  • So Shorty refers to my daughter.

  • And we kind of go through this breakup in our family,

  • and it's -- A lot of the show is me trying to get her back.

  • -You're fantastic in it.

  • You're good dramatic acting,

  • but also very, very funny in this.

  • We love having you on. I want to show everyone a clip.

  • Here's Chris O'Dowd in "Get Shorty."

  • Take a look.

  • -Okay, then, I'll take it.

  • -You'll take i-- what?

  • -I'll be an assistant. It's a deal.

  • -No, y-you don't want to --

  • The -- You'd be getting lunch for people,

  • answering phones for random execs.

  • -I do want this.

  • -Miles, I don't --

  • -Thank you. It's an honor.

  • And it goes without saying

  • that anything that transpired between you and I in the past

  • is water under the bridge.

  • Thank you, truly.

  • -Um...

  • O-Okay.

  • Uh...great.

  • -You won't regret it.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -Chris O'Dowd, everybody!

-Welcome back. I love having you here.

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/07/03
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