♪♪

-♪ Said a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away ♪

♪ A guy named Vader tried to kidnap ♪

♪ The rebel Princess Leia ♪

♪ So she employed a droid to record her a quick note ♪

♪ She said... ♪

"Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope."

♪ Go, hyperspace zoom ♪

♪ Send up some battle plans in an R2 ♪

♪ C-3PO saying they're doomed ♪

♪ Until they're bought by a farmer named Luke ♪

♪ Hey, his Force is strong ♪

♪ Obi-Wan hasn't heard that name in long ♪

♪ Solo shoots first, don't say that I'm wrong ♪

♪ It took him 12 parsecs for his Kessel run ♪

♪ Well, sure, Chewie was charting the course ♪

♪ Luke learned the way of the Force ♪

♪ Blew up the Death Star, he had no remorse ♪

♪ He got a medal, he's ready for more ♪

♪ Strike back ♪

♪ Rebels on Hoth are attacked ♪

♪ Yoda shows up and talks back-wards ♪

♪ Battle with Boba Fett, put up a fight ♪

♪ Han got froze in carbonite ♪

Brr!

♪ Wasn't the plan ♪

♪ Suddenly Luke is in need of a hand ♪

♪ Lando Calrissian led them to slaughter ♪

♪ And Darth Vader said to Luke ♪

-I am your father.

-What?! ♪ Jabba the Hutt ♪

♪ Got to admit that bikini was hot ♪

♪ Yoda is dying, yes, that's why I'm crying ♪

♪ Take this any longer, I simply cannot ♪

♪ Hey, Sidious, you were quite hideous ♪

♪ Vader protected his kid ♪

♪ I'm not kidding, I'm serious ♪

♪ Blew up a Death Star 'cause it was a trap ♪

♪ Shout-out to Ewoks 'cause they had our back ♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Prequel time!

You ready?!

♪♪

♪ Back in the day ♪

♪ Little boy Anakin loved to pod race ♪

♪ Padme escaped, Darth Maul went ape ♪

♪ The ending for Qui-Gon Jinn wasn't so great ♪

♪ Attack of the clones ♪

♪ 10 years pass, Anakin's grown ♪

♪ He falls in love, but his master is captured ♪

♪ His mother is killed, and then that spells disaster ♪

Ooh!

♪ Mace Windu ♪

♪ Anakin loses an arm to Dooku ♪

♪ Secret marriage, twins in the carriage ♪

♪ Palpatine's savage and Vader breaks through ♪

♪ Trying to think, who'd I forget? ♪

♪ What's his name? ♪

-Meesa called Jar Jar Binks!

-Flash-forward! Lightspeed!

♪ Now to today ♪

♪ Jumping ahead to a scrapper named Rey, hey ♪

♪ Teamed up with Poe and a stormtrooper Finn ♪

♪ Who betrayed the first order, so we let him in ♪

♪ BB-8, Solo vs Solo ♪

♪ Han met his fate ♪

♪ Rose got to work ♪

♪ Kylo won't put on a shirt ♪

♪ Kylo is kind of a flirt ♪

♪ Tracked down Luke, he was giving me hate ♪

♪ Until he saved the Resistance on Crait ♪

♪ Now Skywalker's gone ♪

♪ But faith in the Force remains strong ♪

♪ Skywalker always live on ♪ Whoo!

♪ You can't stop me ♪

♪ I'm a Jedi from Jakku ♪

♪ Fight the dark side from Tatooine to Naboo ♪

♪ Let go of everything that you fear to lose ♪

♪ Be the spark that lights the fire ♪

♪ And may the Force be with you ♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Daisy Ridley, everybody!

"Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker"

comes out December 20th!

Stick around. We'll be right back!

What?! [ Cheers and applause ]