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-It's Christmas, a time when friends and family
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come together to celebrate the season.
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It's been a great night, but it's getting late
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and your guests just aren't leaving.
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-And that's when you realize mistletoe isn't edible.
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-Oh! -Oh, that's a good one, Jimbo!
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-You've given them all the hints,
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like commenting on the time...
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-Can you guys believe it's 11:00 p.m. already?
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-I got nowhere to be. [ Laughter ]
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-...over-the-top yawning...
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-Ughhhhh.
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-I don't know.
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-Ugh!
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Ughh!!
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-You've even tried standing up
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and announcing, "Well, I guess I should be going,
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since it's so late. Wait, I live here.
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I'm not the one who should be leaving."
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-Well, I guess I should be goin',
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since it's so late.
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Wait. I live here!
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I'm not the one who should be leaving.
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-Oh, boy, someone had a little too much alcohol.
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Sit down, there, Cap'n. Sit down.
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-When all of those still don't work,
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it's time for the newest scent
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from Yankee Candle's Holiday Collection.
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Introducing the "Get the [Bleep] out of my house" candle.
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[ Laughter and applause ]
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It's the uninviting, new fragrance
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that will let your guests know
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it's time to get the [Bleep] out of your house.
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Simply light the candle, and within minutes,
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unwanted guests will be a thing of the past.
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-Oh, my God.
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[ Sniffing ]
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What's that smell?
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-You mean the Christmas spirit?
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-No, smells like hot garbage,
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like someone microwaving garbage.
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Oh! -I'm sorry.
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I just remembered I have a thing.
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It's, um -- It's my dog's ballet recital.
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-Oh, fun. We should do this again.
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-Okay. [ Clears throat ]
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-Now available in a variety of fragrances,
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including Old Shrimp,
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Sweaty Crocs,
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Hot Broccoli in a Ziplock Bag,
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Egg Fart,
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and New Jersey.
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Any one of these are sure
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to leave your guests with a headache,
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wondering, "Did I put on deodorant?"
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-Hey, I think I'm gonna get going.
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-No, you just got here seven hours ago.
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Stay. -I'm just gonna
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go run to the hospital. -Whatever you think is best.
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Yeah, okay.
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Scatter. Scatter.
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-This Christmas, let your guests know
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it's time to [Bleep] leave.
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-[ Grunting ]
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[ Cheers and applause ]