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  • -I was just looking at this.

  • Look at you, a stud on the cover of "Men's Health" right there.

  • But this is what made me laugh. -What? Oh, no.

  • -Dude, look. It's bigger than your name.

  • Look down here. "You and your penis."

  • -Well -- -I just thought that was --

  • -Why is my hand, like -- Why did they --

  • Why did they pick that pose? -Why did they pick that pose?

  • Yeah, yeah. Anyways, congrats on that.

  • Congrats on your penis. Yeah, really.

  • -Just helping people across the country.

  • -Yeah. -Yeah.

  • -How is your summer? Everything going well?

  • -It's been good. -Yeah.

  • -But we had some issues heading into 4th of July at my house.

  • -Tell me.

  • -Well, we had some snake problems.

  • -Ooh.

  • -So, I live in California, and there are snakes,

  • 'cause it's like the desert.

  • So there were snakes coming in from my neighbor's yard.

  • Like, big, big snakes, like this thick around.

  • Long, colored like rattlesnakes.

  • We kept spotting them in the yard.

  • -Wow!

  • -So, one day, I'm driving home,

  • and I pull into my driveway in my truck

  • and I see a huge one going across the driveway.

  • -Wow.

  • -So, my wife and I watch "Naked and Afraid" all the time.

  • -Okay.

  • -And they're always, like, eating snakes

  • with a stick and a machete.

  • And they'll -- That's their f-- You know, so I've kind of

  • watched and thought like, "Can I do that?"

  • -Yeah.

  • -So I hit the park. I go running in the house.

  • And I have a lot of, like,

  • machetes and tomahawks and, like, katana --

  • well, from, like, all the movies I've done.

  • -Oh, okay. -And then gifts.

  • People send me battle axes, fully weighted,

  • that can go through armor.

  • Anyway, it's weird.

  • My house, my office -- I've got a lot of weird stuff.

  • -Wow! -Anyway, I go running in.

  • I grab this Tomahawk, pull the cover off.

  • I go running through the house,

  • and my wife sees me running outside with an ax.

  • And she started screaming, "What's happening?!"

  • You know, thinking I'm gonna go

  • murder somebody in our driveway.

  • -Of course. -And, so, I go running out.

  • She comes running out after me in her bathrobe

  • and sees me going after this snake.

  • And she starts screaming, "No, it's too short!"

  • She disappears back into the house

  • and comes back out with one of my training katanas.

  • -Like a sword. A crazy -- -Like a big sword.

  • But it's a training sword, so it's not like a real katana.

  • And I'm like, "That's not sharp enough!"

  • And, so, I'm -- The snake is now going over the wall,

  • into the neighbor's yard.

  • And I'm up to the waist over, trying to get this thing

  • with this tomahawk that she feels is too short,

  • that the snake will be able to bite me back.

  • So she's in the street now screaming, in her bathrobe,

  • waving an unsheathed katana around.

  • And a car stops in the street with this guy,

  • you know, behind the steering wheel.

  • And he goes, "Is everything all right?"

  • -Yeah. It's like you're holding an ax.

  • -It's Beverly Hills. It's broad daylight.

  • There's a woman like that, they're screaming with a katana,

  • and there's a crazed guy with an ax, a hatchet

  • in the driveway, you know, with blood on it

  • from just -- So, we got the snake.

  • -Okay, good.

  • -And my brother could bring over

  • my nieces and kids with, you know --

  • -It's safe now. -It's safe now.

  • -It's snake-free at your house. -Yeah. Snake-free.

  • -I love that you have all these crazy weapons

  • and stuff at your house.

  • -Well, it's, like, all the roles I play.

  • -Well, do you have a baseball bat now from this movie?

  • -I have many baseball bats. -Do you really? Yeah.

  • -Congrats on "Bottom of the 9th."

  • -Thank you. -You produced this, as well.

  • -I did, yeah. -What is this film about?

  • -Well, I play a 19-year-old kid who grew up in the Bronx,

  • in the shadow of Yankee Stadium.

  • And he winds up getting drafted by the Yankees.

  • He's baseball phenom. -Yeah.

  • -And shortly after getting drafted,

  • he's out with his neighborhood friends one night,

  • and they all get into a fight.

  • And he hits a kid.

  • The kid falls back and smacks his head

  • on the curb and dies.

  • And my character winds up getting nine years in prison

  • for it and then another nine years for violence

  • for basically keeping himself alive in prison.

  • So, he gets out 18 years later and returns to the Bronx,

  • having missed his mother's funeral.

  • He missed the Yankees. He missed the girl.

  • -His life. -Yeah, he missed his life.

  • And he tries to put things back together

  • and, in the process, winds up getting a second chance

  • at baseball in the minor leagues

  • and then winds up bumping into the girl

  • whose heart he broke at 19 years old, who's played by my wife.

  • -Sofia. -Yeah.

  • -How cool is that? -It's great.

  • -How is it to work with Sofia? -She's the best.

  • -She is the best. -Yeah, she's the best.

  • -Any drama because you guys

  • are working together but also married?

  • -No. I mean, I was also a producer,

  • so I had to make sure that she was in the car on time.

  • -There you go.

  • -But I'm used to that as a husband.

  • You just tell her a half an hour early,

  • and then we're good.

  • -Yeah, exactly. Yeah. That's great.

  • I want to show everyone a clip.

  • Here's Joe Manganiello in "Bottom of the 9th."

  • Take a look at this.

  • -Sonny!

  • Let's see what you got, hot shot.

  • -You need some WD-40 with that swing?

  • -Let's go. Give me the heat. That's all you got anyway.

  • -Let's go win this, baby. Come on, now.

  • -Oh! -Nice, Stano.

  • -It's out of here! Joe Manganiello, everybody!

-I was just looking at this.

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Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara Took on a Snake with an Axe and Katana Sword

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/07/03
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