Subtitles section Play video
-
-Thank you for playing Catchphrase.
-
Is that a game you guys played before?
-
-Yeah. Like I said, I've played with my sister.
-
We drink a bottle of Hennessy, me and my sister.
-
-Yeah. -It's usually not Catchphrase.
-
It's more like Roasting People?
-
"You got a big-ass head, boy!"
-
-Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just do that.
-
Because I saw -- I watch the show.
-
And I saw you guys play a game the other night with --
-
And this is so you.
-
You were playing with Desus because he doesn't --
-
-Oh, yes. -He doesn't recognize...
-
-Caucasians. -Caucasian celebrities.
-
-Okay, yeah. Yeah. White celebrities.
-
-He has problems with that. -Yeah, you do, 'cause you --
-
-You know what it is? Because I have such a pure heart, I don't see color, so...
-
-That's right. -That's probably what it is?
-
-His soul is colorless.
-
-You've been on my show five times,
-
and every time, you've called me Jimmy Kimmel.
-
[ Laughter ]
-
-I mean -- -Every time!
-
I go, "Dude, we know -- I've been on your show."
-
-I mean, I just don't see color, Jimmy.
-
-You really don't. -I don't.
-
-You named names, and he had no idea?
-
-No idea. Also, he doesn't know names, either.
-
He's telling me there's a guy called in "Avengers"
-
called Chris Pine.
-
-I mean, I thought it was Chris Pine!
-
Who can tell the difference between Chris Pratt,
-
Chris Evans, and Chris Pine? Raise your hand.
-
[ Laughter ] One guy in the back.
-
-Yeah, one guy. -And that's Chris Pratt's dad.
-
-"I know my son." -"Yeah."
-
-We have Robert Irwin here tonight.
-
Have you seen a bunch of crazy animals backstage?
-
-We saw them, but there's no Bronx animals here today.
-
-What's a Bronx animal?
-
-Like a pit bull in a Yankees hat or something.
-
-You know what I'm sayin'?
-
-Just a squirrel with Timberlands like, "Yerrr!"
-
-Like a pigeon with one leg and a Newport.
-
-"I remember when this was a nice city! Ergh!"
-
-"Rents is high, you know? It's crazy."
-
-"I miss Giuliani." -"A pit bull in a Yankees hat."
-
Oh, my gosh.
-
You were getting into "Game of Thrones" the other night.
-
Now, you've never seen the show before?
-
-I have never seen an episode of "Game of Thrones" before,
-
and I thought, what better chance to start than now?
-
-But you told everyone you're going to live-tweet the show.
-
-I'm going to live tweet it, and I'm going to discover it
-
the same time you guys are watching it.
-
Here's some of your tweets just 'cause it made me laugh.
-
This says, "About to watch tonight's 'Game of Thrones,'
-
and I still don't know the characters.
-
So I just want both sides to have a good time."
-
-Yeah. [ Laughter ]
-
Why does there have to be a winner
-
of the Battle of Winterfall? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-
-...participation trophies. -This one just made me laugh
-
because it was a very dark episode.
-
And this really made me laugh.
-
This tweet said,
-
"How do you switch this show from night mode?"
-
[ Laughter ]
-
-Is it just always that dark on the show?
-
I have no idea what's going on. -It just made me laugh.
-
-They only had torches back then.
-
-Yeah, of course. -In Westeros.
-
-In whatever time that was. -Also, I didn't even know
-
that was the name of where it took place.
-
I thought it was, like, Upstate New York.
-
-Are you going to watch that?
-
Are you going to continue to watch the show?
-
-It's fascinating.
-
That little baby-face girl killed somebody.
-
And I was like, "Wow. This is incredible.
-
I have to find out who that guy was."
-
-Yes, yes. You should.
-
-You got to back like four seasons.
-
-That's a lot of work. -Let's talk about your show.
-
You're on Showtime now,
-
and you're going to two nights a week.
-
-That's right! -This is a big deal.
-
-You know what I'm sayin'? That's right.
-
-Monday and Thursday night. -That's right.
-
-We are going to DP you every week.
-
Double production, bro. Double production.
-
-Wow, wow, wow. -Double production.
-
Double the production. -What are you talking about?
-
Wait. Mondays and when? -Thursday.
-
-Monday and Thursday nights. -Double the production.
-
-You guys can do that, though. You've done --
-
-We used to do four nights a week.
-
Two nights a week should be good.
-
I mean, it's two paychecks now. So that's cool.
-
Showtime doesn't know that, but they just found out.
-
-Yeah, they just found out now.
-
You're doing great. Why'd you decide to do that?
-
Just because the show's doing well?
-
-The fans wanted it, man. You know, when you read reviews
-
of your show, and, like, the only negative review is like,
-
"We want more of this," it's kind of a good review.
-
So it was just like, "Okay. Here.
-
I will sacrifice my life and my family for your laughs."
-
-But you -- you said that your parents said
-
that they don't believe that you have real jobs.
-
-Well, now they do. -They do?
-
-Now they do. -Oh, okay.
-
But back when you were doing -- -Yeah, they were like, "Eh."
-
And then I lent my mom five grand, like I told you before,
-
and she was like, "Okay, now I kind of believe you.
-
You know? It's kind of true."
-
Then she saw a billboard, and she was like,
-
"Oh, okay, I guess. Like, if you're on a billboard,
-
I guess it's a real job."
-
-My parents came around because they saw --
-
Last time we were on your show,
-
they were like, "Oh, wow! You're on 'Jimmy Fallon'!"
-
I was very causal. Like, "Yeah, Jimmy's cool."
-
-Wow. -That first-name basis.
-
They was like, "Wow. You must really be famous."
-
I was like, "Yeah. You know he gave us pickles, right?"
-
-"Yeah, we hang out with Jimmy all the time.
-
We go to Yanks/Sox games." -"Yeah, it's nothing."
-
-I gave you -- Because I was into making pickles.
-
-Are you no longer into making pickles?
-
-No. -Was that a phase?
-
-It was a fad I was going through.
-
It was a real rough patch. -Did I offend you when I was
-
like, "That's the whitest thing I've ever seen"?
-
-No, you didn't offend me at all.
-
I was very excited about it, and I really worked hard
-
on the ingredients, and the idea of pickling
-
and the science that goes into it.
-
I gave you each a jar of homemade.
-
-Which were delicious, by the way.
-
-Fantastic. -Thank you. You did eat them?
-
-I had them with a tuna melt at 3:00 a.m., stoned.
-
-Whoo! -Delicious. Delicious.
-
-So I gave them to you, and you said,
-
"Dude, that is the whitest thing anyone's ever given me."
-
A jar pickles. -To this day.
-
But then I went in the green room,
-
and you gave me Ugg slippers, so you one-upped yourself.
-
-Yeah. -That's true.
-
-The last time you were here, you gave me chopped cheese.
-
-Yes. Chopped cheese sandwiches.
-
-Yeah. -Remember that? Life-changing.
-
-It's life-changing. Absolutely. I love that.
-
All right. Good.
-
-You can get mad. You know what I'm saying?
-
Chopped cheese... Philly cheesesteak.
-
-Whoo! -Yeah, I said it.
-
-No!
-
[ Laughter ]
-
-Can we talk about when you were out with Cory Booker?
-
-Oh, yeah. Wow.
-
-What you guys do in the show, sometimes you do remote pieces.
-
And you played a little basketball with Cory Booker.
-
-Cory Booker can not be President of the United States
-
because he plays dirty basketball.
-
-That's right. -I'm putting that out there.
-
-He gave me a hard foul on the ribs.
-
-He's the Kevin Garnett of politics.
-
-He's pretty good, huh?
-
-He's good, but you know what? -He has an old-man game.
-
-Yeah, so, we also have an old-man game
-
because we don't play basketball whatsoever.
-
We almost died on the court. -Really?
-
-I haven't run across an entire gym since 1999.
-
-I haven't played basketball since the Knicks
-
legit had a championship chance.
-
And that was, like, what? '83?
-
-Maybe next year? -Hopefully. Hopefully.
-
-That's what the "NY" in Knicks stands for -- Next Year.
-
-Wow, wow.
-
-Maybe next year. -They got it next year.