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  • -Season four, here we go. -Yeah.

  • -We're not really allowed to talk about anything,

  • 'cause there's so many twists and turns in the show.

  • -Folks, y'all... -But I will say this.

  • M. Night Shyamalan is in the trailer,

  • and what's going on?

  • Is he in "This Is Us" this season?

  • -I mean... -Wait, no, I know...

  • -I mean technically. -You have to say something.

  • -I mean, technically, he is, right?

  • -You stopped breathing for a second.

  • -I did. I was like,

  • "Is Dan watching? Is Dan watching?"

  • [ Laughter ]

  • He is. Look at him.

  • -I know, but this could be from anywhere.

  • -It could be. -Just a stock photo

  • of M. Night Shyamalan. [ Laughter ]

  • -It might not even be him. But, no, it is him.

  • -No, it's definitely him. -It's definitely him.

  • Look at that little face.

  • -Yeah, but who's that in the background?

  • -A guy on the phone or something.

  • -Hm. All right, so let me try to put a little

  • two and two together. -Yeah.

  • He's on some place where a man would be on the phone.

  • -Right. -Uh-oh.

  • -Could be anywhere. -You've said too much!

  • -Yeah. I've said too much. -You've said too much.

  • -It's not even a cellphone, so...

  • It looks like a land line. -Is he playing himself?

  • Is he the director? And is he with --

  • -Could be. [ Laughter ]

  • -Are you in any scenes with him?

  • -No.

  • I gave you a clue.

  • -That was good. -That's like plenty.

  • -That's enough. -It's enough.

  • -One spoiler that we already know is you're a mom --

  • -Yeah, okay. Phew. I was like, "What?"

  • -Now, no. -Yes, yes.

  • Not in real life. -No, not in real life, acting.

  • -On the show. -Acting.

  • No, on the show, you have a baby.

  • -Yes. -And so we'll see

  • a lot of that this season? -Guys, it's a real human.

  • I want you to know. [ Laughter ]

  • They have entrusted me with a real baby.

  • [ Scattered cheering ]

  • And initially I was a little afraid.

  • But I taught preschool. I have a big family, like, what?

  • But we weren't getting, like, things like the feeding time.

  • It's not an animal, but when they would --

  • when he would eat -- -You put the baby in the trough.

  • -Right, right. -Yeah, and you let it --

  • -No, well you know, like when they feed the babies,

  • there's a particular time.

  • And then, of course, they can only work for 20 minutes.

  • I don't know if you guys know that,

  • babies can only work for 20 minutes,

  • over or under a certain month. -That's a good gig.

  • -Yeah, right? [ Laughter ]

  • They get to be held and coddled and 20 minutes.

  • -They get fed, changed, 20 minutes, you get paid.

  • -Right. They get paid, right. -Yeah, for 20 minutes.

  • -So you can only, you know, and, like, half of the time --

  • -So, what do you do when you don't have the baby?

  • A CGI baby? -No.

  • We have -- we call him floppy baby.

  • He's -- he's brilliantly made out of this silicone material,

  • and it is, like, heavier than the real baby.

  • It looks like the real baby, but he's floppy, right?

  • Cause he needs to be -- some people call --

  • -Look like a human. -Right, some people call him

  • the jelly baby, I say floppy baby.

  • -Yeah. -I think Mandy says jelly baby.

  • Anyhow, you have to hold him appropriately.

  • One time I was not,

  • and his arms kind of went, and his back went out,

  • and everyone was like -- [ Gasps ]

  • And they thought he was the real baby.

  • And I was like, "Guys!" [ Laughter ]

  • -It's jelly baby. -It's the jelly baby!

  • -It's the jelly baby! -It's the fake jelly baby,

  • and I'm not going to hurt him. -No.

  • -Give me some cred. -Come on.

  • -Come on, but it's very funny.

  • -You know what I realized? 'Cause you come on our show.

  • You beatbox on our show. You've sang.

  • You have a great voice. -Oh.

  • -I was wondering, "This Is Us" does not have a theme song.

  • -It doesn't. -Maybe it should.

  • -Yeah? -I think maybe you should do it.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • -I don't know. -Let's -- Let's riff.

  • Let's try to make one right now. -Okay.

  • -Let's try to do it.

  • -♪ "This Is Us" ♪

  • We're not gonna tell you anything

  • ♪ "This Is Us" ♪

  • ♪ "This Is Us"! ♪

  • -Yeah.

  • ♪ "This Is Us" ♪

  • Doing anything

  • ♪ "This Is Us" ♪

  • Ha, na, na, na, da

  • If you haven't seen the show, give us a shot

  • Just remember to unplug your crock pot

  • ♪ "This Is Us" ♪ [ Audience groaning ]

  • ♪ "This Is Us" ♪

  • -You're good. -Right?

  • -You're good. -That --

  • -That pretty much sums it up.

  • [ Cheers and applause ] -Right?

  • -That's brilliant.

  • Just unplug the crock pot

  • ♪ "This Is Us" ♪

  • "This Is Us"! -"This Is Us"!

  • -Chrissy Metz, everybody. "This Is Us"!

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • Our favorite show returns Tuesday, September 24th,

  • at 9:00 p.m. on NBC.

  • They love you. I love you. -I love you.

-Season four, here we go. -Yeah.

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Chrissy Metz and Jimmy Improvise a This Is Us Theme Song

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/07/03
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