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  • -How are you?

  • -I'm fantastic. But I got to talk to you about --

  • You have so much going on right now.

  • -A lot. -Two giant projects.

  • -Yeah. -But then the biggest thing

  • to happen to you -- You have a beautiful little baby with you.

  • [ Cheers and applause ]

  • How old is your baby? -She's 6 months old.

  • -Oh, my gosh. -Yeah.

  • -Congratulations to you and Dwayne, as well.

  • Everything's just amazing, right,

  • and better and just awesome?

  • -We basically believe that we're, like,

  • the parents to, like, the newest X-Men.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Like, everything she does is like,

  • "I don't think other babies do this."

  • [ Laughter ] -Yeah. She's a genius.

  • -She's a genius. Well, she's in swim class,

  • and I posted a couple clips on it of her in swim class,

  • but, like, now she's holding her breath pretty much --

  • She's Aquaman, basically.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -She's Jason Momoa right now. -Yeah.

  • -Well, I know that she's definitely well read

  • because I have the picture here, Reading "DaDa" by Jimmy Fallon,

  • and it's a great book. [ Audience "awws" ]

  • [ Applause ] Thank you.

  • -We like to have a little plug before we appear on the show.

  • "Bring the Jimmy Fallon book!

  • We're gonna see him next week. Just get it. It's fine."

  • -Just put it in front of her, yeah.

  • -Is everyone just buying you books and blankets?

  • -Books, blanket, inappropriate onesies, which I love.

  • -Did you get an inappropriate onesie?

  • [ Laughter ] -Well, I asked for them.

  • -Oh, okay. I got it. I gotcha.

  • I never got one of those. Yeah.

  • -We got you. -Yeah.

  • How was Mother's Day with the new baby?

  • -You know what? I was a little nervous --

  • what "D" would do for my first Mother's Day.

  • You know, there's a lot on it. -Yeah.

  • -And I've been waiting. This is like the miracle.

  • And he was like, "Babe, I think I've got

  • the most perfect romantic night for you."

  • So, we kind of did a little bit Saturday --

  • Saturday night, and he showed up with some Jersey Mike's,

  • like, an Italian sub.

  • -You like Jersey Mike's?

  • -Oh, the Italian sub? Are you kidding me?

  • Oh, it's amazing. [ Laughter ]

  • -I love that you love that. -Yeah, and then like

  • three different pies and, like, a bottle of wine.

  • I was like, "you're perfect!"

  • [ Laughter ] "You complete me!"

  • -Exactly. What did people get you?

  • Isn't that the greatest thing? How is he doing, by the way?

  • Is he over his hangover? -Oh. Oh, my gosh.

  • -Last time he was on the show -- -He was so hungover.

  • -Dude, he was like --

  • He was like, "Dude, I don't know if I can make it out there."

  • -Yeah. [ Laughter ]

  • He woke up and he's like, "I think I got the flu."

  • And I'm like, "Ha, no. You don't have the flu."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • I don't know how you made it to 37 and never been hungover.

  • -Yeah, he's never been hungover. It was fantastic.

  • I was so excited to have him on.

  • I go, "I can't believe I'm talking to Dwayne Wade."

  • And just -- first time he's hungover.

  • -Oh, he just flop sweat. -Oh, he's sweating.

  • [ Laughter ] -He's like, "Is it hot in here?

  • What's happening?" I'm like, "Nope.

  • Baby, it's a hangover." -But he still looked good.

  • -Oh, he's still cute.

  • -But he's not the only athletic person in the family.

  • I will say this. -Oh, geez.

  • -I found of photo from your eighth-grade yearbook.

  • "Most athletic." [ Cheers and applause ]

  • That's you there. How cute.

  • Are you kidding me? How cute are you.

  • -Oh, that's, like, with my braces and my haircut

  • that was inspired by Duran Duran.

  • -Aha! [ Laughter ]

  • But, also, I found this photo, as well.

  • -Oh, yeah.

  • -Little basketball photo right there. See?

  • Come on. -We are truly loving basketball.

  • -How were you at high-school basketball?

  • -I led the league in technicals.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -Did you really? -No, I really did.

  • I was like the Draymond Green of my time.

  • -What?! -You know, like,

  • the Rasheed Wallace of my day.

  • -You were? -I talked cash-ish.

  • -Wow! Really?

  • -I once got a technical

  • for talking trash to a player's mother.

  • -[ Gasps ] Gabrielle Union!

  • -"Are you proud of yourself?! You raised that!"

  • [ Laughter ] "You proud of yourself?!

  • Way to go!" [ Laughter ]

  • -"You raised that?!" [ Cheers and applause ]

  • That's a good burn. Yeah.

  • That's a good one.

  • Are you gonna be tough on "America's Got Talent"?

  • -No. No, I've become a softy. -That's the old you.

  • -Yeah, I mean, like I can't -- like my whole career has

  • just been one big long "no," and, you know, it's depressing.

  • So, I want to be a part of telling people "yes"

  • and making dreams come true.

  • -Yeah, but you also got to give a couple zingers in there.

  • -You have to be really bad,

  • like there was a poor girl and -- Spoiler alert --

  • Who believed, truly, in her heart

  • that she had trained a chicken.

  • "Ma'am, you know what's not trained? That chicken."

  • [ Laughter ]

  • -"You raised that! You raised that chicken!"

  • [ Laughter ] -But I just -- I couldn't.

  • -No, of course not. -She was so sweet, and I just --

  • I was like, "So, next time" --

  • Like, how do you give constructive criticism

  • for chicken -- -What did the chicken do?

  • -Nothing that it was suppose to do.

  • [ Laughter ] -Like It Was --

  • -See? 'Cause now I kind of want to see this now.

  • I'm rooting for the chicken, man.

  • That would be fantastic. [ Laughter ]

  • -It don't make it. -Okay, it doesn't make it.

-How are you?

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/07/03
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