and that's usually when I check my inbox,

I return some e-mails, and of course

I write out thank-you notes.

So, let's write out some thank-you notes.

♪♪

[ Piano music playing ]

Thank you, wearing a mask outside in the summer,

for introducing me to an entirely new problem --

chin sauna.

Good job, guys. What are you eating?

-Ice. -Hmm.

♪♪

Thank you, FDA, saying some hand sanitizers

may contain a lethal ingredient,

for not even being in the top 100 news stories

from 2020 that give me anxiety.

♪♪

[ Chuckles ]

Thank you, President Trump returning from Tulsa,

for looking like a dad who's about to tell his family,

"We have to move again."

♪♪

Thank you, Disneyland, delaying your reopening,

for being good news for stopping the coronavirus,

but bad news for couples who have made Disney

their whole personality.

♪♪

Really chomping on those ice back there, huh?

♪♪

Thank you, "Hamilton" on Disney+,

for being such an authentic Broadway experience

that I couldn't get tickets.

[ Laughs ]

You can press other buttons if you feel like it now, guys.

It's up to you. Thank you...

-Ooh, uhh. -...summer --

-Ooh... -Music, please.

Music, please. -Ooh, uhh.

-Music, please. Why would I --

Music -- Music, please. Why would I do that?

Thank you, summer solstice,

for being the longest day of the year

in the longest year in history.

Music, please. -Ooh, uhh.

-[ Sighs ] -Ooh, uhh, ooh, uhh.

-Thank you -- Music, please.

-Ooh, uhh. Ooh, uhh. -Music, please.

Thank you... [ Chuckles ]

Music, please. Music, please.

Music, please. -Ooh, uhh.

[ Laughter ] -Thank you,

Declaration of Independence... -Ooh, uhh.

-Yeah, "ooh, uhh." Thank you.

-Ooh, uhh.

-Thank you, Declaration of Independence,

for being the original

"I'm so mad, I'm gonna write a letter!"

-Ooh, yeah!

-Music, please. -Ooh, uhh!

-Ahh... -Thank you...

coleslaw, for looking like someone threw

a bunch of grass clippings in a bowl of milk.

-Ahh...

-And finally, thank you, water slides,

for being crazy straws for people.

Thank you very much. Those are our thank-you notes.

Thank you for being great,

for playing that music, you guys.

Really great job.