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Well, guys, it's been a rough few months for President Trump.

His approval rating has plummeted,

his handling of the pandemic and protests has been a disaster,

and his rally in Tulsa was seen as a flop,

so today, he decided to cheer himself up.

-President Trump toured a section

of newly built border wall in Arizona today.

-Yep, Trump visited the wall today.

'cause in times of crisis,

it's important to be with your loved ones.

Trump said he loves barriers that block dangerous things,

then went back to not wearing a mask.

It was quite a scene when Trump arrived,

especially when his entire staff hopped the wall into Mexico.

Adiós!

See you at my book signing!

Yep, Trump celebrated the 200th mile of his wall,

even though the border is 2,000 miles long.

Instead of finishing the wall,

Trump's gonna keep people out with a giant banner that says,

"Home of the coronavirus!"

And if the wall and banner don't work,

Trump has an even better idea to keep people out --

He's gonna build a ramp

with a very slight decline at the end.

[ As Trump ] "They'll never, ever be able to get

off that ramp, not with leather bottoms.

Very slippery with leather bottoms.

By the way, I know Leather Bottoms,

and I have not had any relationship with her.

Leather and I -- purely professional."

[ Normal voice ] Leather Bottoms?

Once Trump was done with the wall,

he made another stop in Arizona.

-President Trump is speaking to thousands of young supporters

at a mega-church in Phoenix, Arizona.

-Yeah, Trump gave a speech at a local church,

and the biggest part of that speech

was when he showed everyone

how he can drink communion wine out of one hand.

Pssh.

It wasn't just Trump who was traveling.

Today, Mike Pence went to Wisconsin.

Let's see how that went.

Trump can't go down ramps. Pence can't go up stairs.

Pretty soon, the whole administration's

gonna be sitting on stair lifts like...

Whew.

Pence was so embarrassed

that he actually had some color in his face.

People are still talking about this.

During a speech on Saturday, Trump said

he told his administration to slow down testing,

but yesterday, Trump said

the comment was semi-tongue-in-cheek.

And today, Trump tweeted...

Twitter didn't fact-check that one.

They just put on a "yikes" emoji.

Yep, everyone's confused about whether Trump is serious

about asking to slow down testing, or if he's just joking.

Well, let's see if Dr. Fauci's testimony today

cleared things up.

-None of us have ever been told to slow down on testing.

That just is a fact.

In fact, we will be doing more testing.

-Yep, Fauci said they haven't slowed down testing.

He was basically like, "Yeah, we stopped listening to Trump

a long time ago."

Well, this is good. Fauci said a vaccine could be ready

by the end of this year or early 2021.

You could tell things are tense with Trump

'cause Fauci said the vaccine should be ready

the day after Joe Biden's inauguration.

[ Chuckles ]

Fauci is optimistic about a vaccine.

After four months of working in the White House,

he's like, "Look, by the end of the year,

I'm definitely injecting something into my veins, so..."

Dr. Fauci also said there's a surge of coronavirus cases

in Florida.

Yep, the virus spent the winter in New York.

Now it's spending the summer in Florida.

It's basically the opposite of my grandma.

You know, it seems like the news about coronavirus

gets more and more depressing each day.

Do we have anything that can cheer us up?

-Nine different types of hand sanitizer

may contain a potentially fatal ingredient.

-Well, that didn't work.

And finally, Black Lives Matter protests

are continuing across the country.

And for a lot of white people,

this is their first time joining a march,

so they might feel uncomfortable chanting

or don't know what to say.

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