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  • We're back with Jimmy Kimmel, and so you've

  • written and illustrated it.

  • It says there, right there, "Jimmy Kimmel, The Serious

  • Goose."

  • And first of all, I didn't--

  • you are an excellent drawer.

  • Oh, thank you.

  • I've been drawing since I was a boy,

  • and I did the lettering as well, which really was

  • the hardest part of the book.

  • I used to think children's books were easy.

  • I was like, oh, this is dumb.

  • This is easy.

  • Anybody could do this.

  • I was wrong.

  • Well, it's a very popular book because I saw

  • that your daughter endorses it.

  • Jane endorses it.

  • My daughter did endorse it.

  • There's a mirror in there.

  • Yeah, that's the great thing.

  • It's like, look everybody, Ellen's in the book.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • So you look in the mirror, and you

  • try to turn the serious goose into a silly goose--

  • or the kids do-- and they have to make funny faces

  • and do silly things.

  • And I don't want to spoil it, but at the end, guess what.

  • It turns into a silly goose.

  • Oh, no, does it?

  • Yeah, it does.

  • That's fantastic.

  • Thank you.

  • And you did that because you--

  • I did this because I am donating all the money

  • I make to Children's Hospital here

  • in Los Angeles and children's hospitals across the country.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • And again, I want to thank you and your audience

  • for donating a couple of million dollars to Children's Hospital

  • in my son Billy's name.

  • And he's doing great, and we're very happy with everything

  • they've done.

  • He really is adorable.

  • He is doing great.

  • He is a cute kid.

  • Yeah.

  • Oh, there he is.

  • Yeah, there he is at Easter time.

  • [APPLAUSE]

  • [CHUCKLES]

  • I mean, what a scary thing to have happen and to go through,

  • and it's so great to see.

  • And there's Jane.

  • There's your daughter.

  • Now Billy talks about T.rex nonstop.

  • He likes to run around the house half naked waist-down.

  • He's a funny kid.

  • All right, so you brought--

  • because all the money, as you say,

  • is going to children's hospitals.

  • So tell me what we're doing now.

  • So I made a couple of original drawings of someone

  • who's very special to you.

  • In fact, we've seen him a couple of times already today.

  • And I think this is something that we could potentially

  • auction off.

  • And so this is how it works.

  • So that's Serious Andy, all right?

  • You know Andy.

  • And this is Silly Andy.

  • So you could see, Serious Andy and Silly Andy,

  • they're not really different at all.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • But you get the idea.

  • You get the gist of it.

  • That's fantastic.

  • And you really did that--

  • I drew these in my office today, on the way over.

  • All right, so we are going to auction these off.

  • Let's do it.

  • All right, so we're going to auction this off.

  • All right, let's auction it off.

  • What are we going to start the bidding on?

  • A million dollars, who has a million dollars?

  • All right, a million dollars, who?

  • Anybody want to start the bidding?

  • There's Silly Andy, and there's Serious Andy.

  • All right.

  • All right, let's start the bidding at $500.

  • $500.

  • Oh, very good, wow.

  • For Children's Hospital, $500.

  • $700 for Children's Hospital, $700 for Children's Hospital,

  • $700.

  • We have two ladies right here. $800, yes?

  • $800.

  • $800.

  • All right.

  • This is the cheap side of the audience.

  • Yes.

  • [LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE]

  • It's like basically everyone but these two ladies.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • This row-- hey, how about this?

  • I don't know if they'd be interested, $900 anyone?

  • $900?

  • $1,000.

  • OK.

  • I don't want to really break the bank on these ladies.

  • But what if we give you each one of these for $1,000?

  • Is that--

  • Sure.

  • --acceptable?

  • Then you have to decide who wants Silly

  • and who wants Serious?

  • All right.

  • All right!

  • [BAM]

  • Sold to the ladies for $2,000--

  • [CHEERS, APPLAUSE]

  • $2,000.

  • --to Children's Hospital.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • All right.

  • What else should we sell?

  • Hold on.

  • Let's sell the flowers.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • Andy just said he's matching it, so $2,000 from Andy

  • for Children's Hospital.

  • All right!

  • Thank you, Andy.

  • [CHEERS, APPLAUSE]

  • [CHUCKLES]

  • All right.

  • Jimmy's book is called The Serious Goose.

  • It's available today everywhere books are sold,

  • and you're all going home with a copy.

  • Jimmy you'll be back a little later in the show.

  • [CHEERING]

We're back with Jimmy Kimmel, and so you've

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