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Hey, I'm Joshua Bassett.
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I star in High School Musical, the Musical, the Series.
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And today, Ellen has challenged me
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to create a chorus for these fake song titles.
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This is "Chaotic Choruses."
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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"Oh!
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This Tea is Too Hot."
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Ooh, all right.
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Oh, jeez.
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I'm--
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(SINGING) Oh, my tongue, it can handle a lot.
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Oh, but this tea, this tea, it's too hot.
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I said my tongue, it can handle a lot.
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Oh, this tea's too hot.
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Ah.
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Ah.
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Oh, this tea's too hot.
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Come on.
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Come on.
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"And I Oop (sksksksk)."
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Oh, boy.
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(SINGING) And I oop, sk, sk, sk, sk.
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And I oop, sk, sk, sk, sk.
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Oh, god.
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And I oop, sk, sk, sk, sk.
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That's what I do.
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I said, and I oop, sk, sk, sk, sk.
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Ah, sk, sk, sk, sk.
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Thank you so much.
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That's my debut single.
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"And I Oop (sksksksk)."
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Thank you.
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"Skeletons and Dirt Bikes."
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I love how the S's are dollar signs.
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That's something fun.
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(SINGING) All I need to get me through the night
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is my skeleton and my dirt bike.
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All I need to get me through the night
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is my skeleton and my dirt bike.
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I don't need much.
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I just need the skeleton's love.
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Got my skeleton and my dirt bike to get me through the night.
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[MOTOR RUNNING]
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"The Grocery Store is a Vibe."
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Oh, boy.
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Oh, me, oh, my.
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Here we go.
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(SINGING) We got our fruits, we got our veggies
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to make it through the night.
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I got my girl with me 'cause the grocery store is a vibe.
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Down the aisles, away we go, in the Nutella.
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I got my baby by my side.
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Because she's my only love.
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And the grocery store is a vibe.
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It's keeping me alive.
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And the grocery store is a vibe.
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It's literally keeping me alive because it's food.
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"Our CoStars Aligned."
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(SINGING) You and me were destined to be.
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If you look at our astrology.
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'Cause I'll take it as a sign that our costars,
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our costars align.
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Thank you.
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"Heartbreak on the 405."
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That's actually an amazing song title.
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"Heartbreak on the 405."
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(SINGING) You said goodbye on that one drive.
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It was heartbreak on the 405.
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And I was so sad inside.
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Yeah, it was heartbreak on the 405.
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405, that one night, it was heartbreak on the 405.
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Heartbreak on the 405.
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Thank you.
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All right, well, we definitely made some questionably
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certifiable bops.
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Thank you so much for having me, Ellen.
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Peace.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]