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Our first guest is one of the most beautiful people
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in the world, inside and out.
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Please welcome my friend, Jennifer Garner.
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Hi, Ellen.
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Oh, hello.
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Hello, everyone.
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It's really nice to see you.
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Hi.
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So nice to see you.
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Don't let Andy scare you back there.
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We're trying to get some money from Fritos.
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I can gather as much.
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It seems like he's really all in.
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Yeah.
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Like I have a choice, Jen.
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Like you have a choice.
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Thank you, guys.
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Before we even start, thank you both for keeping us
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all laughing and keeping everybody
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just up and optimistic and real during all of this.
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You all are the best.
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It's not easy.
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Thank you for doing it.
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Thank you.
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Thank you so much.
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That's--
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And what Ellen said is true.
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You are beautiful inside and out.
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You are genuinely just a ray of light.
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So I say right back to you, thank you.
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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You really are.
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Thank you so much for being--
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thanks for being here with us today.
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And how is the family holding up?
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Everyone's really good, you know?
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Actually, they've been great.
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We have our moments, of course.
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But I think they really get kind of the call
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to action of staying put and of, you know,
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working hard to keep your chin up.
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And they're cleaning the house and helping out
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and they've been really good.
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What kind of cleaning?
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Every Sunday we do the whole house.
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We do every-- we do everything.
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My son-- I finally let him do his bathroom on his own.
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He's the 8-year-old.
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And I walked in after and the whole bathtub was gray.
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And he had put so much like bathtub cleaner in it
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and then just filled it with water
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and emptied the water out.
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So it had coated the inside of the tub,
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and it took me like 20 minutes of scrubbing.
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So we had to take a step back and say, that was thorough,
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there was a lot of cleaner, but it
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would have eaten your skin off.
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So let's try again.
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Right.
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Well, you know what?
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The good news is, he's learning how to clean at an early age
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and that's going to be very helpful for him later on.
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Now, this is adorable.
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I saw the check that he wrote you.
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You posted this.
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Please explain.
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This is the cutest thing I think I've ever heard of.
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Yep, for being my momma.
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Yes, he got a checkbook, a kid's checkbook.
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And, you know, you forget how cool
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it is just to get something that you're allowed to do
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that you see grownups doing.
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And so he was thrilled.
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He was writing checks for everything,
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and this was to pay me for the year.
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For the year of 2019, that's what I earned-- $168.42.
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How did he work out that number?
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And how is the-- what's the 42 cents?
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I mean, I think that was the tip.
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I see.
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I see.
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Wow.
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Now I saw-- first of all, how are your chickens?
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The chickens are-- I mean, what a time to have chickens.
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They've been just out there laying.
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They just give us eggs.
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We have eggs out the wazoo.
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We give eggs to neighbors.
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Is that how they do it?
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I don't know, Helen.
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Ellen.
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I don't-- all of a sudden your name is Helen.
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Because I have--
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She just knows it comes out of the wazoo.
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I go out there and I look at him on the nest
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and I kind of say, how are you doing?
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Like can I move you?
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Are you-- you don't want to move them at the wrong time,
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you know?
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No.
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No, I understand that.
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Wait, can I ask a question?
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Yes.
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Don't you need roosters to put the eggs into the chickens?
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Oh my God, Andy.
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OK, that's why I only--
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in my special when I say I only eat eggs
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from chickens who don't have a husband.
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Because the reason that I don't is because they're not fertile.
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You're eating eggs that are not fertilized so it doesn't
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have a baby chicken inside.
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Oh, OK.
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Now I get it.
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Because sometimes when you eat an egg that has been fertilized
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and, you know--
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it's a bad situation.
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Right, OK.
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So that's why if you don't have a rooster--
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because they lay eggs.
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They ovulate.
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That's just-- they just--
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That's what they do.
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Yeah, they just lay eggs all the time anyway.
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They're just not fertilized.
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All right?
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Now we've taught you something.
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Yes, we have.
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Thank you, Jen.
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Thank you, Ellen.
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I don't know why you think that everybody needs a man.
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Don't you need a rooster?
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How do those little chickens get along without a rooster?
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Forget it.
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All right, let's talk about the cat in the stroller,
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because I think this is a clever idea.
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I've had a stroller for my older dog who has arthritis,
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and you look like a crazy person walking a dog in a stroller.
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But is this for cats, this stroller?
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Oh my gosh, it is.
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One of my kids was not into going for walks.
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And we just had to get out of the house.
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And I said, what can we do?
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We got to-- we have to just commit to going for walks.
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And she said, I want to take the cat.
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So we ordered a cat stroller.
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I blame Jessica Seinfeld.
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I want Jessica Seinfeld to know that I blame her.
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Because she is like a cat lady, and all of a sudden
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now I have a cat and I have a cat stroller
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and I take it for walks.
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And it has a leash.
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Wait, does your cat enjoy--
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I've seen cats on leashes before.
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You really have to train them early on,
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because they don't really like it unless they get used to it.
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But does your cat enjoy the stroller?
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It looks a little like, why am I in here?
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That's the face that I saw.
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It's a little bit like why am I in here,
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but I think it's happy to go out and about.
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I mean, it's very titillated by the whole--
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the adventure.
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I mean, look.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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It's into it.
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Yeah.
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All right.
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Let's take a break.
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All right, we're going to take a break, because Andy says so
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and I like to make him think he has some kind of control.
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We'll be back.
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From the backyard.