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Andy, you and I get along very well.
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And I'm happy about that.
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A lot of relationships are being tested in quarantine.
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I asked my viewers to send some of their fights
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that they're having with their significant others or anyone
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they're in quarantine with.
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It's a segment that I'm calling Quarantiffs.
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This one is from Carey.
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"Right now we're having a tiff over whether
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or not I should definitely get a couple of alpacas
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which I definitely should."
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Yeah, I agree.
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I am going to take Carey's side on this one.
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[LAUGHTER]
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All right.
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Here's one from Nicole.
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"My husband has been watching old golf on the Golf Channel,
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golf from 1986.
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Now I can handle golf, but I can't handle the 80s golf.
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It was a bad time.
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Bad pants, bad hair, painful looking shoes, bad footage.
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All men were old and stayed old.
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Yeah, well, 80s, it was a bad time.
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Getting back, you can binge watch
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old episodes of "Dynasty."
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That'll get them.
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That'll do
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It this next one is from Erin.
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"Got into it for hours with my girlfriend
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about the order of colors in a rainbow.
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She is using the song she learned in kindergarten.
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I'm using facts.
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So yeah, things are going great here.
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We finally agreed to not discuss this further."
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Two lesbians fighting over a rainbow
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doesn't get much gayer than that.
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Here's one from Deniece.
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"Since I live alone my poor animals
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are getting the short end of the stick.
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My cat, Sophia, is very confused as to why
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I am calling her Carole Baskin all of a sudden."
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I'll be honest, I'm also confused why you're
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calling your cat Carole Baskin.
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All right.
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This next one is from Sarah.
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"My husband and I got into a three day
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long fight about what we would do if we won the lottery.
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I'm talking silent treatment and everything over a hypothetical
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never-going-to-happen situation."
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I don't want to take anything away from either of you.
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But that is hilarious, actually.
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That's when you know you've been inside too long.
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Here's a new topic for you to discuss.
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What will you eat before you fly to the moon?
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Here's one from Pat.
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Simply says, "Chewing pickles...
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loud."
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Ugh.
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No.
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Sounds like a cry for help.
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I don't have time to write, just please help.
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"Chewing pickles, loud."
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Uh-oh, my dogs are crying.
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And then this is Ander, wrote, "We
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fought over recycling a salt shaker with about one
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ounce of salt left in it. #ItsNeverAboutTheSaltShaker."
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No, it's not.
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It's about pickles is what it is.
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Thank you for sending those in.
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Good luck to everybody.
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If you and your quarantiner have a little tiff
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tweet it with the hashtag #Quarantiff.