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  • Andy, you and I get along very well.

  • And I'm happy about that.

  • A lot of relationships are being tested in quarantine.

  • I asked my viewers to send some of their fights

  • that they're having with their significant others or anyone

  • they're in quarantine with.

  • It's a segment that I'm calling Quarantiffs.

  • This one is from Carey.

  • "Right now we're having a tiff over whether

  • or not I should definitely get a couple of alpacas

  • which I definitely should."

  • Yeah, I agree.

  • I am going to take Carey's side on this one.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • All right.

  • Here's one from Nicole.

  • "My husband has been watching old golf on the Golf Channel,

  • golf from 1986.

  • Now I can handle golf, but I can't handle the 80s golf.

  • It was a bad time.

  • Bad pants, bad hair, painful looking shoes, bad footage.

  • All men were old and stayed old.

  • Yeah, well, 80s, it was a bad time.

  • Getting back, you can binge watch

  • old episodes of "Dynasty."

  • That'll get them.

  • That'll do

  • It this next one is from Erin.

  • "Got into it for hours with my girlfriend

  • about the order of colors in a rainbow.

  • She is using the song she learned in kindergarten.

  • I'm using facts.

  • So yeah, things are going great here.

  • We finally agreed to not discuss this further."

  • Two lesbians fighting over a rainbow

  • doesn't get much gayer than that.

  • Here's one from Deniece.

  • "Since I live alone my poor animals

  • are getting the short end of the stick.

  • My cat, Sophia, is very confused as to why

  • I am calling her Carole Baskin all of a sudden."

  • I'll be honest, I'm also confused why you're

  • calling your cat Carole Baskin.

  • All right.

  • This next one is from Sarah.

  • "My husband and I got into a three day

  • long fight about what we would do if we won the lottery.

  • I'm talking silent treatment and everything over a hypothetical

  • never-going-to-happen situation."

  • I don't want to take anything away from either of you.

  • But that is hilarious, actually.

  • That's when you know you've been inside too long.

  • Here's a new topic for you to discuss.

  • What will you eat before you fly to the moon?

  • Here's one from Pat.

  • Simply says, "Chewing pickles...

  • loud."

  • - Ugh.

  • Ugh.

  • No.

  • Sounds like a cry for help.

  • I don't have time to write, just please help.

  • "Chewing pickles, loud."

  • Uh-oh, my dogs are crying.

  • And then this is Ander, wrote, "We

  • fought over recycling a salt shaker with about one

  • ounce of salt left in it. #ItsNeverAboutTheSaltShaker."

  • No, it's not.

  • It's about pickles is what it is.

  • Thank you for sending those in.

  • Good luck to everybody.

  • If you and your quarantiner have a little tiff

  • tweet it with the hashtag #Quarantiff.

Andy, you and I get along very well.

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Whose Side Are You on in These Couples Quarantine Tiffs?

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/07/03
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