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Hey, I have to tell you something first.
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So I'm going to talk about phones.
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But I'm not get-- you're not getting a phone.
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So don't like--
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[LAUGHTER]
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Oh, she's talking about phones.
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We're going to get a phone.
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You're not getting a phone.
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[LAUGHTER]
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But Apple announced the new iPhone at their big keynote
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event yesterday.
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Their keynote event is kind of like a TED talk, but instead of
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teaching you how to better yourself,
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they teach you how to spend $1,000.
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[LAUGHTER]
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And instead of TED, it's Tim.
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You know Tim Cook, right?
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Tim Cook's Siri's husband.
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[LAUGHTER]
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I think so.
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I don't know.
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Yesterday Apple announced their iPhone 11.
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And obviously, we all know how to count.
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It's 7, 8, X, 11.
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It goes like that.
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So you can either run out and buy it,
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or you can tape an iPhone 5 and an iPhone 6
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together and make an 11.
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[LAUGHTER]
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That's what I'm going to do.
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Plus it has improved battery and now lasts four hours longer,
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like the Today Show.
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[LAUGHTER]
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So they announced-- [LAUGHS] It's long.
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The Today Show is really creeping into my hour.
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[LAUGHTER]
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It's like--
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The iPhone 11 Pro--
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that's what they're calling it.
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It has three cameras.
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And now Kim Kardashian never is going to leave the house.
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[LAUGHTER]
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| hardly even a phone anymore.
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Now it's more of a camera.
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I don't even know if you can make calls on it.
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It's really just a phone--
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it's just a camera.
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The most popular new feature of the iPhone 11
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has a wide angle lens to take wider photos,
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and it can take slow motion selfies.
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So just like us, the phones will be now wider and slower.
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[LAUGHTER]
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[APPLAUSE]
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We love when you insult us, Ellen.
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Yes, we're all wider and slower.
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[LAUGHTER]
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The new phone sounds great, but there are still
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some other changes I'd like to see.
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I want to see like when you have those three dots
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and then they disappear, I want them to show you what
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the person was going to say.
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[LAUGHTER]
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That's what I want.
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Because you know, you're like, no, they changed their mind,
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and they're--