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I was watching the Eagles game this weekend,
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and here's a guy in the crowd.
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You know, people get all ready for the games.
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They-- there's that guy right there.
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He has the Philly Phanatic tattooed on his belly.
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He's pointing to it.
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We see it.
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We see it.
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How do we unsee it?
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That's the question.
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And I didn't know which segment to put this in it
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could be Why I Don't Have a Husband.
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It could be Oh Straight People.
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I didn't know which segment.
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But I finally landed on Bad Paid For Tattoos.
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Sarah Murphy in Kansas City said, "A friend posted
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this tattoo on Instagram.
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I'm not sure if it's spelled wrong
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or if this is what they were going for."
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Hail Satin.
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Hail Satin.
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It doesn't say Satan, but I think
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Satan had something to do with that tattoo.
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"Ellen, you're my hero, so I got a huge tattoo of you
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on my arm."
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
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Mary in Phoenix.
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I have no words for that one.
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Mary in Phoenix, Arizona.
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"I got this tattoo when I was 16.
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I wasn't thinking, and now my kids ask me,
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what's that thing on your back?"
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It says Thug Life.
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Yeah, she grew up on the rough streets of Candyland.
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Roger in Tallahassee, Florida.
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"Ellen, I saw this tattoo and had to send a picture to you."
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Brenda.
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Brenda, if you're watching, please let us know you're safe.
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I worry for Brenda.
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Tattoo artists really should cut off like a bartender.
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They say, that's enough.
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You've had-- go home.
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If you see a bad paid for tattoo, please see it--
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send it to me when you see it.
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See it, then send it to me.
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Send it to me and then see it.
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Whichever one you want to do first.
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We'll be right back.