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With everything going on in the world right now,
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there's nobody better to talk to than our next guest.
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Please welcome self-admitted germaphobe,
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my friend, Howie Mandel.
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[APPLAUSE]
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You look great.
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Why are you so dressed up?
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What-- you can't go anywhere.
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Well, what are you talking about?
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I'm doing Ellen.
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I'm doing Ellen.
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[LAUGHTER]
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I went upstairs.
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I got dressed up.
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I love you more than anybody, Ellen.
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Ellen, I don't know if you realize this.
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Are we on now?
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Yeah, we're on.
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We're actually on.
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We're on the television.
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I don't if I realized that.
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I can't see you for some reason.
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But you-- you are one person that
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prepared me more than any other person in the world
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for this whole crisis.
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And I can't thank you enough.
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I don't know if you remember, but throughout the years,
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because--
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as you just said in my introduction--
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because I'm a germaphobe, years ago,
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I think maybe even 10 years ago, you
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gave me a lifetime supply of soap, which ran out yesterday.
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And then you also gave me like, a ball, like a bubble
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to live in as a germaphobe.
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Yeah.
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Yes.
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And I'll show you--
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and even the way I eat dinner with my family
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now during this at-home.
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Can I show you it?
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You gave me this.
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I don't know if you remember this.
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Let me show you-- let me show you this, OK?
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This over here is--
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[LAUGHTER]
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What?
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Do you remember this?
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[LAUGHS]
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Do you-- do you remember this?
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Yeah.
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Look at this.
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Yeah.
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This is how I sit at the dinner table now because I can-- well,
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I put my hands through this.
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And this is like sneeze guard.
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Is it the thing with the gloves?
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Yes, the gloves through the sneeze shield.
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Pardon me.
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Yes.
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Honey, pass the potatoes.
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Honey--
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Yeah.
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So this is what-- let me put it back.
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Let me put it back.
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I don't want to leave a mess in the room.
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All right.
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But--
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Howie?
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You're not-- you're not wearing pants.
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Can you see?
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I don't know where the Zoom--
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where the Zoom ends.
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You could see that?
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[LAUGHTER]
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Yeah.
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Oh.
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Yeah, you can see that you're not wearing pants.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Can I just say that you-- the house looks gorgeous,
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your house.
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And your garden.
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And your garden gnome is just--
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people don't appreciate that.
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But that's rich, when you couldn't
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plant your own wandering jew.
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Yeah.
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Which, for those people that are watching, you could--
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look it up.
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It's a plant.
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It's not a derogatory remark.
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Yeah.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Wandering jew is a plant, yes.
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That's right.
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That's my new nickname.
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Yeah.
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That is rich that I have my own live gnome.
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So you had-- happy anniversary.
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You had a 40th wedding anniversary during quarantine.
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Thank you.
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Wow, 40.
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Congratulations.
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Yeah, I know.
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Congratulations.
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What was that like?
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Wait, I'm holding for the applause
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to die down behind you.
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OK.
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So--
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OK.
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[CLAPPING]
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No, let me speak.
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It's 40 years of marriage to my lovely wife--
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there she is-- she is stunning--
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Terry.
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And we had-- we were in quarantine.
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March 16 was my 40th year.
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And last week, she informed me, 41 doesn't look good.
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It doesn't-- living with me.
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Living with me is--
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You know, I think that-- you know,
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you may enjoy me for a couple of minutes on your show.
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You don't live with me, Ellen.
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And people used to always ask my wife and I, what is the secret?
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What makes it work?
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And she would tell you that distance
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makes the heart grow fonder.
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And I've always been on the road.
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I've always been taping shows.
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And now, I'm with her.
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I'm with her all the time.
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And that's--
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[LAUGHTER]
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Well, you do have another house.
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Because I know that when your children were born,
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you moved into another house to not be near the children,
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right?
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Well, not to not be-- well, you're
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making it seem like I was afraid of children.
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No.
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When the children were ill--
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[PHONE RINGS]
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You know, if they had a cold or they
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had something like that-- look, the calls are coming in.
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I'm running a telethon apparently.
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I'm just-- I'm still taking donations.
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I don't know what it is.
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But anyway, when the kids got sick, then I would go into--
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I built, like, a guest--
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I built, like, a germ room, like, a panic room,
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but it was a whole other house where I would
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go so that I wouldn't get sick.
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Well, at least your kids-- at least
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you don't have to homeschool because your kids are all
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grown up.
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And that's what everyone's really complaining about
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is homeschool.
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We wanted.
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Way before this-- my kids are amazing.
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You know, one daughter, Jacqueline Schultz,
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you know, she has a master's degree in urban education.
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The other one is a PhD in physical therapy.
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My son Alex wasn't as good.
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We wanted him to be homeschooled,
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having nothing to do with this, years ago.
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But I think I've mentioned this before.
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He uh-- he wasn't accepted.
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And I was in his room when he got the letter,
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and he knew our handwriting and everything.
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So it was a very tragic time.
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But now, I have grandchildren, now, I'm a grandparent.
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And that is raising a whole new set of issues for me.
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Yeah.
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Because my daughter is a germaphobe like--
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I raised a good germaphobe--
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I'm not allowed to really have contact with the kids.
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And my whole life is my grandkids.
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So I don't know.
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If you go on my Instagram, you could see it.
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But there's-- I go to visit them.
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And in order to visit them, I'm not allowed in the house,
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and I'm not allowed near them.
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I have to climb a tree.
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I climb a tree, and I look in--
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There I am.
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Well, you had it.
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You guys are, like, professionals.
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Yeah.
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You guys are professionals.
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Yeah.
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So I climb the tree, and I look in the window,
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which is nice for me.
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I don't know if that's quality time with your grandchild.
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But I hope that I'm not instilling, you know,
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a negative-- like, when they grow up,
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do you want the image--
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I remember waking up early in the morning
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and looking out the window.
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And there was Papa in the tree.
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I don't know if that's good.
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[LAUGHS]
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But kind of like him--
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I think it is good.
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I would love--
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You got-- you also have an old Jew in the garden.
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So I guess it's OK.
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Yes.
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It's a wonderful thing to have I love having him in the garden.
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Let's take a break.
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All right, we're going to take a break.
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More with Howie after this.
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That's what he does.
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He tells me what to do.
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I'm busy out here, Howie.
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Yeah, he's working.
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All right, we'll be back.
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Honey, I'm on Ellen.
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We're on now.
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Come on in.
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Come on in.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Hi, I'm Andy.
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if you're into that sort of thing.
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Ah!
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Ah!
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[BLEEP] God [BLEEP]!