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  • Thank you.

  • Thank you.

  • Thank you.

  • Thank you for all that noise.

  • I assume you're making noise.

  • I have no idea.

  • But if you're living with kids, someone's screaming, I'm sure.

  • We have been away from our studio for so long,

  • I'm starting to forget a lot of the things that I've done over.

  • The past 17 seasons, we have tape thousands of shows.

  • I remember about five of them, I think.

  • We're going to put my memory to the test

  • with a new game I'm calling, Did I Do That?

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • Here's how it works.

  • tWitch is going to ask me whether I've done something

  • on the show.

  • If I guess right, Andy has to pay me $20.

  • Andy, are you wearing the same shirt as the last show?

  • Yes.

  • Thank you for pointing that out.

  • All right, if I guess wrong, Andy only has to pay me $10.

  • All right, here we go.

  • OK, Ellen, did you ever make cotton candy with Cameron Diaz?

  • I'm just going to say yes.

  • I have no memory of it whatsoever, but--

  • Yeah.

  • --I'm going to say yes.

  • That's a good guess.

  • Yes, you did.

  • Really?

  • You did.

  • This is basically death right here.

  • Well, no it's not really.

  • Here, yeah.

  • Give them out.

  • [CHEERING]

  • All right, so--

  • You're doing really good there.

  • You can actually just put your hand in there and do it.

  • Supposedly, it's safe.

  • Really?

  • Yeah.

  • Who told you that?

  • Would I put you in danger?

  • I have zero memory of that.

  • I have zero memory.

  • Are you sure that was us?

  • I think that was me.

  • I don't know why we would have done that.

  • Why was that content to make cotton candy?

  • Why do we do most of the stuff we do?

  • I ask that while there's a mop behind me

  • with Mary's head on it.

  • OK, what else?

  • OK, Ellen, have you licked Bradley Cooper's fingers?

  • Yes, I know I've done that.

  • Yep.

  • Let's roll it.

  • Look at the carrots.

  • It's important to taste those.

  • They're delicious.

  • Mm.

  • [CHEERING]

  • Yes, I do remember that.

  • Yeah.

  • From a certain angle, I can now see in there, Ellen,

  • for the first time.

  • Oh, good.

  • You get to enjoy the show.

  • Well, not quite.

  • But I see shadows.

  • OK.

  • My neighbors asked me the other day

  • if I was going to ever let you inside.

  • And I said, no.

  • My neighbors are concerned for you.

  • Oh, God.

  • Yeah.

  • Oprah?

  • No, she's not.

  • OK, what else, tWitch?

  • OK, Ellen, have you played ping pong with The Rock?

  • I've played ping pong with a lot of people there,

  • but I don't think I've played ping pong with The Rock.

  • I'm going to say no.

  • You're doing great at this game, Ellen.

  • No, you have not.

  • No.

  • No.

  • Yeah.

  • OK, what else?

  • Did you dance through the audience

  • while wearing an eye patch?

  • No.

  • Maybe.

  • Maybe after I did a bit or something, or a sketch.

  • Well, yes or no?

  • Yes, I think I did.

  • All right, let's check it out.

  • Let's see.

  • I am going to be rich.

  • Look at this.

  • [LAUGHTER]

  • [CHEERING]

  • You can barely tell I'm wearing anything.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • Yeah.

  • It's hard to dance with an eye patch on, it turns out.

  • Yes.

  • If you see someone dancing with an eye patch on,

  • give them more credit than you would.

  • OK, what's next?

  • I'll make sure.

  • Did you get into a pretend tickle fight with Gary Busey?

  • Boy, it seems like that's something he would want to do,

  • and I would say no to.

  • But I'm going to say no.

  • Yeah, no.

  • You did not.

  • No, you didn't.

  • Oh, good.

  • Good.

  • You're eight for eight already.

  • I'm pretty good at this.

  • Yeah.

  • What else?

  • OK, did you once call me Cliff instead of tWitch?

  • I'm sure.

  • I'm sure that happened.

  • I have a hard time speaking sometimes.

  • That's true, right?

  • This is true.

  • I remember this one vividly.

  • I always try to guess where people

  • are from when they're dancing.

  • There was a guy dancing with Cliff--

  • you're not Cliff.

  • Your name is not Cliff at all, is it?

  • Do you have a middle name or a nickname?

  • It just came to me.

  • So I feel like maybe it should be.

  • I love when you misspeak because you just own it.

  • Yep.

  • You always own it and just go with it.

  • Yeah.

  • People make mistakes.

  • I made a mistake.

  • And, as I said, perhaps that's a nickname

  • that you don't know about.

  • Yeah.

  • That's how you play Did I Do That?

  • Andy, you owe me $1,400

  • Wow.

  • Wow.

  • Yeah.

  • You got it.

Thank you.

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