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Hi, guys.
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This is Captain Tracy.
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And I'm her Co-pilot Andy.
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And we would like to welcome you all aboard Flight ROSE.
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That spells Rose.
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Rosé, Rose.
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Because we're going to do as many puns as they
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did this episode.
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It's going to be a punny season.
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I'm just happy the show is back, and I'm so happy we're back.
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I am too.
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I am too.
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We missed Paradise, because I have a baby.
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We missed Paradise.
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(CHOIR SINGING) Woo-ooh.
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Anyway, let's just fly through this.
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We got-- I love it.
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I love it-- so many puns.
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You're so full puns.
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You're so punny.
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Before we take off, I'd like to welcome our other flight
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attendant.
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You know him.
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You love him.
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But he's not here.
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[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
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Corey is going to be with us this season, of course.
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He'll be back and we will--
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Get his picks and his thoughts on all of it.
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But for now, it's time for takeoff.
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[AIRPLANE ZOOMING]
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They always start with those cheesy entrances,
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where he's walking in, not looking at the camera.
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And normally, I hate them and like, this is so stupid.
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And I kept yelling, hot.
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He looks real to me.
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He seems like a real person.
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He looked like he looked when he left [INAUDIBLE] season.
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It's not like over the summer, he was like, [PANTING]..
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Right.
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A lot of times, a lot of times, they go to the gym.
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They're broken-hearted.
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Yeah, they get that tsz-tsz-tsz.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, I know.
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No, he looked like a real guy when
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he was washing his airplane with no nozzle and just his thumb.
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Yeah, which I'm sure he was just doing.
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They happened to capture it.
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I know, when I wash my plane, I just always
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have cameras around.
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Every time he did something or said something,
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I was like, hot, I love this guy, hot.
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That's what I yell when I like somebody.
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I was like, he's hot.
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And I was watching with my mom and dad.
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And my husband.
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Oh, that's hilarious.
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Your folks are big fans?
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They are.
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Shout out.
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You know what was also really sexy about him?
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His dad?
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His dad could not look more like a pilot.
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His dad looks like Sully Sullenberger, doesn't he?
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Yeah, right?
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If I got on his plane, I'd be like, oh, I'm in good hands.
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Phwhew.
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This guy can land on water.
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Yeah, but you what also I like that they do?
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Speak Spanish.
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His mom's a Cuban, spicy, caliente pepper.
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You.
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I guess.
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OK, Peter the pilot is ready to welcome his ladies.
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It was 30 women, first of all, lots of interesting women,
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no out the gate that I'm like, you're going to win.
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OK, Hannah Ann.
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This girl is hot.
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She's got it going on.
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She's got a cool personality.
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Then I feel like, a little later on, the crazy came out.
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For sure.
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Now, here's a question.
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Is that produced or is that crazy?
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No, I think she's crazy.
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It worked in her favor, because who
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gets the first impression rose?
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Hannah Ann.
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OK, Madison, she's a foster parent recruiter,
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which is a lovely job.
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And she came in with the life-size paper airplane,
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which is really kind of cute.
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OK, then there was Savannah.
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She gave him his first kiss.
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Yes, which was kind of bold right out of the gate.
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So then something very, very interesting happened.
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Here we go.
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Kelley, from Chicago, attorney, drama, knows Peter.
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Because she was at a wedding, and he was at--
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A 10-year high school.
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A high school reunion at the same hotel
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out there in Westlake.
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Which just so happened to be the hotel that they go to--
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Four Seasons.
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--for a first date.
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First date.
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OK, there was a lot happening there.
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There's a lot to unpack there.
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Go to the baggage claim.
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Wait for it to come around.
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We'll unpack it.
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Yeah, ooh, you nailed it.
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Because it must have only happened a few weeks
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before-- prior to taping.
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He had already been announced.
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She knew she was going to be on it.
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So she approached him.
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And she basically said that on the show.
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Yeah, somehow.
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--and said, hi.
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There's more to be told on this story.
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I also want to know what happened that night.
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All we know is that they met, and they had fun.
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Well, we know they dance, because they reenacted it.
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Oh boy.
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And he was very interested in her.
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When she walked out of that limo, he was like, oh--
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I think I remember it.
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He lit up.
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I think I know you.
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You look familiar.
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I'm so happy you're here.
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You could just tell that.
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Built-in history [INAUDIBLE].
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Yeah, and all the women were like, not okay with it.
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Nope.
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Which I completely understand.
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Yup.
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And then, of course, somebody comes out the limo.
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All the girls are freaking out.
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And it is--
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Hannah B.
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Hannah B, fresh off winning her mirror ball trophy on--
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Yep, she's--
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--Dancing with the Stars.
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She's had her 15.
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We love you, Hannah B, but you're still around.
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Victoria F. didn't want to be Victoria F.
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I don't want to be Victoria F.
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She can tell.
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She is like--
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She's good.
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She's good TV.
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--nutbag central.
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OK, so then Peter did a lot of smooching.
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He kissed Hannah Ann.
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He kissed Tammy.
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McKenna got a kiss.
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Next, [SMOOCHING SOUND].
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OK, next, [SMOOCHING SOUND]
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Yeah.
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So then we're going to our rose ceremony.
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So we said goodbye to--
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Katrina is out.
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Jade, bye.
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Kylie didn't make the cut either.
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Marissa, Megan, Avonlea, Jenna.
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So the first group, it was they go to flight school.
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They tried this gyroscope, which kind of looks
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like astronaut-y [INAUDIBLE].
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Yeah, it's something you'd see at a carnival or a county fair,
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I'd say.
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So all the women get in, and then they all get spun around.
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And then--
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It made me nauseous just looking at it.
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And it made Victoria P. nauseous just doing it.
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She threw up.
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But you know what?
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I was proud of her.
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Because if that was me, and I knew that that made me sick--
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I didn't think she was going to do it.
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I though she was going to be, like, I can't do it.
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He was really comforting to her.
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Grab some water.
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And I felt like I saw a connection.
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There could be something there.
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So then they go and do the flight obstacle course.
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And that's where that was very dramatic.
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They narrowed if down from all the gals.
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The two front-runners were--
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It was Kelley--
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Kelley and Shiann.
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Shiann.
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Kelley ends up winning.
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Mm-hm.
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And so because of that, she gets to go on a flight with him.
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And Tammy wasn't happy, because she's like, she cheated.
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She didn't even deserve that.
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They fly through the air.
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And it's very romantic.
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He's like doing that--
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I mean, I don't know what it takes to fly.
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I don't think this is how you do it.
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But it's like something like this or like that, goes that--
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It's a yoke.
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I don't know.
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--whatever it is.
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The point is, but he kept turning and looking at her.
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And I guess, you don't have to worry
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about crashing into something.
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But I was like, keep your eyes on the road or the air.
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To me, Kelley-- total front runner--
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Total front runner.
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--at the moment.
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Then the one-on-one, this one-on-one was insane.
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I don't know why they did this.
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OK, so he picks Madison.
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They go to his house.
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They're there with all of his family.
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She meets all of his family.
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And then the parents renew their vows.
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Everyone's crying.
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Madison's front row, center, being like, yeah, I'm so happy,
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like I think she knows them.
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She's like, hey, over here.
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Hi, over here.
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Hi, good job, honey.
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And then she gets the rose.
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And then they're like, well, is that it?
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No, that's not it.
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No, guess what?
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So they go into another room.
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And you just know that there's going to be some sort of band
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there.
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So I'm literally watching with my mom, my dad, my husband,
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and my best friend.
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And I'm like, you guys, you know who's going to be in there.
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You know her.
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You love her--
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You called it?
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Tenille Arts.
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I said it as a joke.
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Tenille Arts!
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You probably lost your stuff.
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I literally--
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Woke up--
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--jumped up like this.
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You woke up the baby.
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Say it.
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I was like, yeah!
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You woke up the baby.
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I woke up the baby.
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I was literally doing this.
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I was doing my walk, like I am the greatest
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thing that's ever happened.
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We're going to get Tenille Arts in the cube--
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In the cube.
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--later this season.
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Ladies and gentlemen.
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And we're going to ask Tenille Arts all the questions.
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OK, so group day two, we go.