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  • So there's a brand new game that I want to play with tWitch.

  • It might seem a little familiar, but trust me,

  • we've never played this before.

  • It's something I'm calling Shake, Hug, or Kiss.

  • Here's how it works--

  • in each round, three famous people will appear on screen.

  • We have to decide who we want to shake hands with,

  • who we'd want to hug, and who we want to kiss--

  • OK.

  • All right?

  • Wow, OK.

  • We're not allowed to do any of those right now,

  • so we have to use our imaginations.

  • OK, here's the first one.

  • Oh.

  • Joe Exotic, Carole Baskin, and a tiger.

  • Ah, man.

  • tWitch?

  • I'm going to kiss the tiger, all right, just 'cause it needs--

  • it needs--

  • Me too.

  • Yeah.

  • --the most love right now.

  • I'm going to kiss the tiger.

  • Yeah.

  • Yeah.

  • I'm going to shake--

  • I'm going to shake Carole Baskin's hand.

  • I'm give Joe Exotic, man.

  • I feel like out of all of them, he might need the hug the most,

  • between him and the tiger.

  • And I'm going to give a hug to Joe Exotic.

  • I would have done exactly that.

  • Andy?

  • Yeah, I would've gone with that.

  • It's a hard choice, but yeah, that's

  • what I guess I would have done.

  • Yeah.

  • I think that's the point of this game is that it's

  • really difficult to say.

  • Let's see the next one.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • What is it?

  • Mop Mary, real Mary, or Andy?

  • Well--

  • You better be kissin' me, tWitch.

  • Yeah, off top--

  • tWitch, you better be kissing me.

  • I've got to give Mary a hug next time,

  • so I've got to give Mary a hug, like.

  • Andy, you know, I'm going to definitely shake your hand,

  • and then I'm going to kiss Mop Mary.

  • OK, that's the safest thing to do.

  • You're a married man.

  • And I think that was the safest thing to do.

  • For sure.

  • Andy, it's hard for you to say, really,

  • because you're in there.

  • So--

  • Yeah.

  • Maybe you sit out this round?

  • But I think you'd kiss me, Ellen, that's for sure.

  • I would, yes.

  • I would kiss you.

  • Yeah.

  • I would hug Mary.

  • Yeah.

  • And I would find some way to shake Mop Mary's hand.

  • There's no hand.

  • I like it.

  • I know.

  • Here's the last one.

  • Oh.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • Murder hornets, year 2020, people

  • who don't wear masks in public.

  • I'm ready to kiss 2020 goodbye.

  • ELLEN: Yes, that's a good one.

  • Kiss it goodbye.

  • Kiss goodbye.

  • I agree with that, Andy.

  • Yeah, I agree with that.

  • I--

  • I would do a very quick shake with the--

  • oh God.

  • I guess I got to hug the hornet.

  • Yeah, I'm going to hug a hornet because I want them to know

  • that I'm not their enemy.

  • Right.

  • And then shake a hand with people not wearing a mask?

  • --don't wear a mask.

  • Yeah, that's good.

  • I don't--

  • Oy, and then just soap up right after.

  • Right, and then wash the hand for a long, long time.

  • Don't touch your face first.

  • No.

  • That's how you play Shake, Hug, or Kiss.

  • Tune in next time when we play Slap, Squeeze, or Tickle.

  • [LAUGHS]

So there's a brand new game that I want to play with tWitch.

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Ellen, Andy, and tWitch Play ‘Shake, Hug, or Kiss?’

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/07/03
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