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  • Hey, everybody.

  • It's me, Kalen Allen.

  • I'm here today with Ali Wong.

  • How are you today.

  • I'm very good.

  • Wonderful.

  • Now listen, when I saw you last, we

  • were at the Janet Jackson concert.

  • Yes, backstage.

  • Yes, yes.

  • And you came up to me, and you told me specifically

  • to not date until I was 35.

  • I did?

  • Yes.

  • Yeah, you were a little drunk.

  • You was a little drunk, but it happened.

  • So today, we are going to react with our faces

  • to dating scenarios and then explain what

  • we would do in that situation.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • Oh, hell no.

  • That's bad precedent.

  • Yes, yes.

  • If they're late on the first date, forget it.

  • Right.

  • Bye.

  • I agree.

  • I think once you're late the first time, like,

  • that shows me that you're not punctual

  • and that you don't care about this relationship already.

  • Well, how much better?

  • None of these pictures from 13 years ago,

  • where you have a full head of hair--

  • Yes.

  • --and a six-pack.

  • Yes.

  • None of that.

  • OK.

  • Now that has happened to me.

  • And I'd be like, OK, baby, that's not the same person.

  • Mm.

  • Oh, no, no, no.

  • Serial killer.

  • You don't like that?

  • No, I don't like that.

  • I would like that.

  • I don't like that.

  • What are you hiding?

  • OK, but see, this is why I would like it.

  • I would like it because then I would

  • know that you don't care about followers and stuff like that.

  • Now if you out here trying to be secretive,

  • now that's a different story.

  • Yeah.

  • Amen to that.

  • Amen to that.

  • Amen to that.

  • Resourceful.

  • OK, I love good coupons, too.

  • We going to Chili's.

  • Two for 20, baby, OK.

  • That means we could get married.

  • This could be a partnership.

  • OK.

  • Yeah.

  • If you have no shame--

  • Listen.

  • --in busting out the coupon on the first date, I love it.

  • Oh.

  • No.

  • I don't do that.

  • You don't like that?

  • I don't like that,

  • I'm a picky eater.

  • I don't like people that will order the food,

  • and then almost eat it all, and then be like, I don't like it

  • anymore, and then request them to take it back and take it

  • off the bill.

  • No, I eat it everything.

  • That's tacky.

  • I don't want the people--

  • like especially if you go to an Asian restaurant

  • and they're asking me to explain everything.

  • And they're like, what is that?

  • What is that?

  • Why is that not a sandwich?

  • No.

  • Oh.

  • Guess I would be like this, yeah.

  • Yeah, that's the little bad, because then you

  • got to kiss that mouth, too.

  • No.

  • Mm-mm, they need to know their dental hygiene.

  • Yeah.

  • Floss twice--

  • My standards for self care aren't that high, but--

  • Yeah, that.

  • The mouth got to smell good.

  • Mm-hmm.

  • Yeah.

  • Mm-hmm.

  • That's fine.

  • That's fine.

  • It happens all of us.

  • It happens to all of us.

  • It's a nice bonding moment.

  • Right.

  • You share.

  • It is.

  • Yeah.

  • It makes you more vulnerable.

  • If it was really a front and center,

  • I would take a picture of it, and I'd just be like,

  • I just want to show you something.

  • And then I would show them the picture.

  • Oh, my gosh,

  • We would laugh, and it would be like--

  • Right.

  • I would jujitsu it into like a flirty thing.

  • OK.

  • Yeah.

  • OK.

  • Make it a little more comfortable.

  • Big thanks to Ali for giving me all that great advice.

  • Now to just find me a man.

  • If you know one, please have him call me.

  • All right, till next time, y'all.

  • Bye-bye.

Hey, everybody.

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