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Say hi to my favorite baby daddy.
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This is tWitch.
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Hi.
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Hi, tWitch.
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Hi.
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You see all the baby mamas, there?
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I see all the baby mamas, congratulations, everybody.
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Thank you!
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Thank you!
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Where's your tiny little baby?
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Where are your babies right now?
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You know, I think she is just waking up from a nap,
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and I'm sure somebody is going to be running past here
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at some point in time.
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Yep, I can hear [INAUDIBLE].
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All right.
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Well make sure that--
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I want to see them today.
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Today, of all days, we need to see the babies.
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What are you're going to do--
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is Allison there right now?
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Yeah, she is.
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She actually just walked up right now.
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What are you going to do for Mother's Day?
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It's a big one, she gave you a baby this year.
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Yes, she did.
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You know, it's going to be really challenging,
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in quarantine this year.
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But since she's standing right here,
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I'm just going to say something special.
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OK.
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All right.
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There's a lot of options.
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She could relax under the dining table,
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or upstairs in the closet, or the pantry, or the roof.
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Make it special, though.
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Will do.
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I got you.
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All right.
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Everybody, you probably noticed that Andy
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isn't outside my window, but he he's getting dressed.
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Luckily for Andy, we were able to get his favorite mother's
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day outfit before we went into quarantine.
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Andy, are you dressed, yet?
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Yeah.
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Let's--
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Here I come.
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Make yourself seen.
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Hi, Ellen.
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Here he comes.
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Hi moms.
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All right.
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Andy?
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Yeah, this-- yeah?
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I'm happy to see you, and it looks
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like you're happy to see me.
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I'm happy to see you, and I'm happy to see all the new mamas.
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Yeah.
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Hi, new mamas.
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He's dressed like a banana split,
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because pregnant women have cravings.
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And of course, pregnant women also crave pickles.
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Our Mother's Day show would not be the same
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without someone very special, Pickle Boy, keep your distance,
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but come on out.
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OK, go, go!
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Hi, everybody.
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I can't see you from there, you're in the wrong place.
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Go over there.
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Hi, everybody.
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Nope, nope.
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Come closer to the window.
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Closer to the window.
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Oh, sorry.
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First time.
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It's like you've never seen the show before.
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Keep going.
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Here's a pickle.
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There you are.
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I see you, now.
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It feels counter-intuitive.
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Put your pickle against the window.
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Stop telling me what to do.
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All right.
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All right.
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I'm glad you told me to leave those sexual innuendos out,
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Andy, and you said that.
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I love you both, but today is not about pickles and bananas.
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Oh, look, there's the baby!
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The baby woke up.
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Oh, hi, tWitch's baby.
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Oh, how adorable!
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And then, there's Maddox, climbing on something.
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Yep.
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Behind you.
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Hey, Maddox!
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Maddox, say hi.
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Hi!
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Hi.
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There's that.
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All right.
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I love you both.
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But today is about celebrating moms everywhere.
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And I want to do that right now.
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It's a segment I'm calling "Great Mom-ents in Her-Story."
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Here are some inspiring moms.
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Here's a mom who found a creative way
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to fit in a workout.
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Look at this.
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[MUSIC PLAYING] here,
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That's pretty impressive, right?
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My mother used to do that with me and Vance,
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but my stroller went down a hill.
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She just let it go.
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I didn't even see the video, and I know that's funny.
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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Here's a mom who discovered a great way
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to entertain her baby.
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So I am giving my hair a shot, here.
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But apparently, somebody thinks this is just hilarious.
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[BABY LAUGHING]
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I came downstairs, and he's just laughing at me.
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[BABY LAUGHING]
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What's wrong, what's so funny?
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[BABY LAUGHING]
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Mm.
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I think that baby's drunk.
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And here is a mom who pranked her daughter.
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Erin, what did you do?
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Um, I'm painting my face.
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I have a marker, but then, um, I'm gonna was it off later--
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But what if it doesn't come off?
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It will come off.
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No.
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It's not gonna come off.
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Why?
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Cause.
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It's permanent.
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That video's actually a few years old.
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Let's see what she looks like now.
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Yep.
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See, it wasn't really permanent.
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So, her mother was telling her that, and then--
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anyway.
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Finally, here's one more mom, who knows how to multitask.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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I don't know what the prize is, but you win.
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Wow.
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That was amazing.
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You couldn't see that, Andy, but it was an impressive--
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[INAUDIBLE]
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It was a pole-type of a--
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I don't know what it was.
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tWitch, that was impressive, huh?
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Oh, there goes baby.
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[INAUDIBLE] that was incredible.
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Hi, Allison.
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[INAUDIBLE]
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Hi, how are you?
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Hi!
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Good to see you.
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Happy mother's day.
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Thank you.
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All right.
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Our whole audience is going to have a little one of those
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soon.
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That's right, Andy.
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They're going to have a baby.
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Yes, they're all going to have a baby.
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Yep.
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Yeah.
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And I'm happy for them.
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Because of social distancing, a lot of pregnant women
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can't have baby showers this year, and I wanted to make sure
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this show felt like a shower.
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I heard sometimes, they make giant cake out of diapers.
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Have you seen this?
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Wow.
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All right, so I wanted to do something special.
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I wanted to make a cake out of something even more valuable,
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right now.
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Something more precious than gold.
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It's made of toilet paper.
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I don't know if you can see.
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Thank you [INAUDIBLE].
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Yeah, thank you very much.
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All right, it's two ply.
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I spare no expense.