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  • Say hi to my favorite baby daddy.

  • This is tWitch.

  • Hi.

  • Hi, tWitch.

  • Hi.

  • You see all the baby mamas, there?

  • I see all the baby mamas, congratulations, everybody.

  • Thank you!

  • Thank you!

  • Where's your tiny little baby?

  • Where are your babies right now?

  • You know, I think she is just waking up from a nap,

  • and I'm sure somebody is going to be running past here

  • at some point in time.

  • Yep, I can hear [INAUDIBLE].

  • All right.

  • Well make sure that--

  • I want to see them today.

  • Today, of all days, we need to see the babies.

  • What are you're going to do--

  • is Allison there right now?

  • Yeah, she is.

  • She actually just walked up right now.

  • What are you going to do for Mother's Day?

  • It's a big one, she gave you a baby this year.

  • Yes, she did.

  • You know, it's going to be really challenging,

  • in quarantine this year.

  • But since she's standing right here,

  • I'm just going to say something special.

  • OK.

  • All right.

  • There's a lot of options.

  • She could relax under the dining table,

  • or upstairs in the closet, or the pantry, or the roof.

  • Make it special, though.

  • Will do.

  • I got you.

  • All right.

  • Everybody, you probably noticed that Andy

  • isn't outside my window, but he he's getting dressed.

  • Luckily for Andy, we were able to get his favorite mother's

  • day outfit before we went into quarantine.

  • Andy, are you dressed, yet?

  • Yeah.

  • Let's--

  • Here I come.

  • Make yourself seen.

  • Hi, Ellen.

  • Here he comes.

  • Hi moms.

  • All right.

  • Andy?

  • Yeah, this-- yeah?

  • I'm happy to see you, and it looks

  • like you're happy to see me.

  • I'm happy to see you, and I'm happy to see all the new mamas.

  • Yeah.

  • Hi, new mamas.

  • He's dressed like a banana split,

  • because pregnant women have cravings.

  • And of course, pregnant women also crave pickles.

  • Our Mother's Day show would not be the same

  • without someone very special, Pickle Boy, keep your distance,

  • but come on out.

  • OK, go, go!

  • Hi, everybody.

  • I can't see you from there, you're in the wrong place.

  • Go over there.

  • Hi, everybody.

  • Nope, nope.

  • Come closer to the window.

  • Closer to the window.

  • Oh, sorry.

  • First time.

  • It's like you've never seen the show before.

  • Keep going.

  • Here's a pickle.

  • There you are.

  • I see you, now.

  • It feels counter-intuitive.

  • Put your pickle against the window.

  • Stop telling me what to do.

  • All right.

  • All right.

  • I'm glad you told me to leave those sexual innuendos out,

  • Andy, and you said that.

  • I love you both, but today is not about pickles and bananas.

  • Oh, look, there's the baby!

  • The baby woke up.

  • Oh, hi, tWitch's baby.

  • Oh, how adorable!

  • And then, there's Maddox, climbing on something.

  • Yep.

  • Behind you.

  • Hey, Maddox!

  • Maddox, say hi.

  • Hi!

  • Hi.

  • There's that.

  • All right.

  • I love you both.

  • But today is about celebrating moms everywhere.

  • And I want to do that right now.

  • It's a segment I'm calling "Great Mom-ents in Her-Story."

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • Here are some inspiring moms.

  • Here's a mom who found a creative way

  • to fit in a workout.

  • Look at this.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING] here,

  • That's pretty impressive, right?

  • My mother used to do that with me and Vance,

  • but my stroller went down a hill.

  • She just let it go.

  • I didn't even see the video, and I know that's funny.

  • Yes.

  • Yeah.

  • Here's a mom who discovered a great way

  • to entertain her baby.

  • So I am giving my hair a shot, here.

  • But apparently, somebody thinks this is just hilarious.

  • [BABY LAUGHING]

  • I came downstairs, and he's just laughing at me.

  • [BABY LAUGHING]

  • What's wrong, what's so funny?

  • [BABY LAUGHING]

  • Mm.

  • I think that baby's drunk.

  • And here is a mom who pranked her daughter.

  • Erin, what did you do?

  • Um, I'm painting my face.

  • I have a marker, but then, um, I'm gonna was it off later--

  • But what if it doesn't come off?

  • It will come off.

  • No.

  • It's not gonna come off.

  • Why?

  • Cause.

  • It's permanent.

  • That video's actually a few years old.

  • Let's see what she looks like now.

  • Yep.

  • See, it wasn't really permanent.

  • So, her mother was telling her that, and then--

  • anyway.

  • Finally, here's one more mom, who knows how to multitask.

  • [MUSIC PLAYING]

  • I don't know what the prize is, but you win.

  • Wow.

  • That was amazing.

  • You couldn't see that, Andy, but it was an impressive--

  • [INAUDIBLE]

  • It was a pole-type of a--

  • I don't know what it was.

  • tWitch, that was impressive, huh?

  • Oh, there goes baby.

  • [INAUDIBLE] that was incredible.

  • Hi, Allison.

  • [INAUDIBLE]

  • Hi, how are you?

  • Hi!

  • Good to see you.

  • Happy mother's day.

  • Thank you.

  • All right.

  • Our whole audience is going to have a little one of those

  • soon.

  • That's right, Andy.

  • They're going to have a baby.

  • Yes, they're all going to have a baby.

  • Yep.

  • Yeah.

  • And I'm happy for them.

  • Because of social distancing, a lot of pregnant women

  • can't have baby showers this year, and I wanted to make sure

  • this show felt like a shower.

  • I heard sometimes, they make giant cake out of diapers.

  • Have you seen this?

  • Wow.

  • All right, so I wanted to do something special.

  • I wanted to make a cake out of something even more valuable,

  • right now.

  • Something more precious than gold.

  • It's made of toilet paper.

  • I don't know if you can see.

  • Thank you [INAUDIBLE].

  • Yeah, thank you very much.

  • All right, it's two ply.

  • I spare no expense.

Say hi to my favorite baby daddy.

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/07/03
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