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Welcome back.
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While Andy keeps walking, I want to talk about some
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of the commercials that I've been seeing on TV.
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Companies have started doing new commercials that
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talk about quarantine and there are some new products
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inspired by quarantine.
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Here's one that I saw the other day.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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[THUMPING]
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The sound of your upstairs neighbor
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doing Zumba at 10:45 PM.
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Isolation.
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An episode of Property Brothers that you're pretty sure
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you've already seen.
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Yeah.
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Oh, unless you just want a little--
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Oh, yeah.
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Isolation.
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[MUSIC CONTINUES]
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The smell of a meal made with ingredients you
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have left in your refrigerator.
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Is that mustard pie?
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Isolation.
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A game of scrabble that seemed like a good idea an hour
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ago but now has become an argument over whether or not
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the plural of moose is meese.
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Isolation.
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Capture the essence of home confinement
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with Isolation, the new fragrance from Chanel.
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One smell of isolation and you'll
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ask yourself, when was the last time I showered?
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Isolation, personal fragrance and hand sanitizer.
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Available at Macy's.
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Are they still in business?
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[CHUCKLES] Isolation.
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That sounded funny.
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Yeah, it was funny.
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How are you doing?
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How many steps, Andy?
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Let me check.
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536 so far.
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All right, $536.
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Think of the children.
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OK.
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Keep Going.
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All right.
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All right.
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I found it helps to see familiar faces like Andy
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and tWitch while I'm in quarantine.
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I also wanted to be able to see my executive producer Mary.
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So I made her out of a mop.
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I'm keeping her six feet away to be safe just because.
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I don't know, just because.
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Now, the real Mary is quarantined at home
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with her family, but mop Mary has been very busy lately.
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It turns out, this is not the only show she's been on.
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Take a look.
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11th person voted out of Survivor, winners of war.
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You need to bring me your torch.
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The tribe has spoken.
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Nick, who is the winner of this battle?
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The winner of this battle is Arei.
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[CHEERING]
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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(SINGING) And if you marry--
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In our society today no wedding is really normal.
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But even by modern standards, this is an unusual wedding.
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You may now kiss.
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[CHEERING]
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Beautiful.
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Oh, so pretty.