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Here's how it works.
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Randall will read a category, and we'll
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have five seconds to name the first three
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things that come to mind.
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Then we'll hit the buzzer to stop the clock before time
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runs out, hopefully.
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Ready?
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All right, Whitney.
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Yeah?
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Give us three words to describe Beth.
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Oh, uh-oh.
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Blonde, thin, and richer than me.
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[BELL RINGS]
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Am I?
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Probably.
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All right, Beth.
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Give us three words to describe Whitney.
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Beautiful, amazing hair, the funniest person I know.
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[BELL RINGS]
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Oh!
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Other than Ellen!
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Other than Ellen!
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[INAUDIBLE]
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Oh, calm down.
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Other than Ellen.
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Wow.
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You're pushing it.
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All right, Whitney.
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Tell us three things you say to someone you find attractive.
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What's your number?
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Where do you live?
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[BUZZER]
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"Where do you live?"
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You stalker!
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God!
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Where do you live?
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Why did I get a buzz on that?
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I wasn't finished.
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That's why it's called Five Second Rule.
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Oh, you have to do it in five seconds?
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Oh, well, that's the other thing I say
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to someone I find attractive.
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You only have five seconds.
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[BELL RINGS]
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All right, Beth.
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Tell us three things you whisper to your goats.
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Oh, you're so beautiful.
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Look into my eyes.
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Do you love me?
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[BELL RINGS]
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Mostly it's just, do you love me?
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You love me, right?
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It's unconditional, right?
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Oh, gosh, that's sad.
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You don't whisper that to goats when you take your selfies?
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No, I just take a selfie and move on.
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Does this make you appreciate-- does this make you
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appreciate your wife even more?
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All right, Whitney, tell us three words you would never
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use to describe yourself.
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Oh.
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Quiet, reserved, calm.
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[BELL RINGS]
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Beth, tell us three things your friends make fun of you for.
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My twerking, my-- my way I load bowls into a dishwasher.
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[BUZZER]
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All right, you guys are doing horribly.
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Randall's like, can I go home?
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Whitney.
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Yes?
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Give us three nicknames you have for your lady bits.
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Oh my gosh.
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Vagina, vagina, vagina.
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[BELL RINGS]
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That sounded like Season 1 of Two Broke Girls.
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Vagina, vagina, vagina.
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I don't nickname my lady bits.
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Yeah.
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No, no.
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Princess Charlotte?
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I feel like that'd be a pretty name.
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Is that weird?
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Shut up, Andy.
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What are you laughing at?
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That's a cute name.
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Megan Merkin.
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Someone just went [GASPS].
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All right, Beth.
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Give us three slang terms for making love.
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Oh get her in done in there.
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[BUZZER]
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I don't know.
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That one really caught me off guard, you guys.
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I don't know.
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Princess Charlotte is ready for your entertainment.
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I love imagining you saying to your husband,
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"Can we get 'er done?"
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"In there."
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"Get her done in there."
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Are you doing Larry the Cable Guy jokes?
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Larry the Cable Guy.
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All right, Whitney, give us three of your-- oh,
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I can't wait.
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Give us three of your best animal noises.
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Oh, this is going to be good.
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[GRUNTS] [SNORTS] Arf!
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That was good.
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Very realistic.
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What animals were those?
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[APPLAUSE]
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I got an a-OK from tWitch on that one.
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Beth.
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OK.
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Give us three more animal noises.
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OK.
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[BLEATS] [MEOWS]
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[BUZZER]
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Yee-haw!
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I don't know
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[BELL RINGS]
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[APPLAUSE]
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Very good.
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Very good.
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I feel like my goat was realistic, thought.
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That goat was great.
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Yeah, I've worked on the goat before.
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Now we can say it.
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Yes.
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We'll be right back.