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So there's this thing called Valentine's Day that's happening this week, and everybody's excited, I guess.
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But they're all stuck in the past and present in the matters of love.
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I am always looking to the future.
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A future of mechanical romance Hey, I'm Wiz from death Battle for screw attacks Top 10 Robot girlfriends Number 10.
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While she lacks in personality Cosmos from Xeno saga more than makes up for it everywhere else.
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I mean, look at her and be honest with yourself.
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Long flowing hair, excellent physique, limbs that transform in tow weapons.
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This girl alone should be enough to convince you that cybernetic lovemaking is mankind's inevitable future.
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But my personal favorite quality of hers is her logic first type of mindset, which always helps her assess a situation ration.
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Plus, when things get dicey, she can repair almost any damage she sustains in combat.
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If there's just one thing I don't really like about her is that the K in Cosmos just stands for Cosmos, Doctor, when a cop I'm incredibly disappointed in you and your anagrams number nine.
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Okay, I'm going a little outside the box for my number nine sweetheart Sonics, fellow freedom fighter named Bunny Rabbit may not be a complete robots, but cyborgs girls aren't close enough in mind.
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Sure, she may be a rabbit, but it's her mechanized limbs, which garner my interests after being half robotic sized by Dr Robotic.
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One of my personal knows bunnies.
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Greatest strength is literally the strength granted by her extendable robotic arms and legs.
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With them.
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Funny can easily break stone and also my heart.
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And to be perfectly honest, I'm a sucker for the Southern Belle charm thing.
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OK, don't judge sure makes you feel it.
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Number eight.
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Sometimes a robot girlfriend doesn't need a body to be perfect.
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So what if Pat's the AI in the smart house?
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Can Onley manifest herself via indoor virtual projection?
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That's no issue for me.
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I mean, I haven't seen natural sunlight in over five years after all.
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Hey, all the science isn't gonna do itself.
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Regardless, this brilliant milk could make a fine companion and even a perfect assistant in my lab and with her vacuum floors, which inexplicably suck up whatever, I'll bet she could even handle boom sticks.
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Messes.
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No promise.
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Sure, she once had a glitch in her system, which caused everything to go haywire.
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But what great technology doesn't come with a couple bugs to iron out?
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Besides, she somehow just so happens to look exactly like Katie Seagal, So that's a major plus in my book.
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Number seven.
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Any perspective romantic partner of mine must have a high level.
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A few minds are as intuitive as Ghost in the Shell.
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Major Motor Co.
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Kusanagi.
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Using her wits, hacking skills and hand to hand combat prowess, she apprehends dangerous criminals in cyberpunk Japan on a regular basis.
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Her synthetic body has other advantages, too.
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For one thing, despite not being entirely mechanical, she's physically locked in her mid twenties, so she wouldn't even need my retro aging serum to maintain her good looks.
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Although there is one obstacle with the major heterosexual sex is pretty painful in her world, but I'm up to the challenge.
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Number six.
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My choice for number six is number six.
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No really, Number six from Battlestar Galactica.
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Listen, I need a woman with more than just appealing aesthetics.
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She's got to be witty and powerful.
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The Boot six was able to single handedly bring humanity to the brink of total eradication, forcing those who remain to abandon their very galax.
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She's the one who sets off the entire reason the Battlestar Galactica series even exists.
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Is six dangerous?
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Absolutely, But what fun is life and love without the potential for mass extinction?
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Number five, If I may be completely transparent with you, I've always been a bit jealous of Roger Smith from the Bago, but it's not because of his Batman as lifestyle, nor is it because of his enormous mech.
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I already have plenty of those.
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What I don't have is a Mecca woman like our Dorothy Wayne ranks his assistant Android Dorothy, maybe petite.
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But don't let her small stature fool you when she needs sushi isn't afraid to put her superhuman strength and agility to the test.
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But while Roger may not always treat her like the lady she is, Dorothy would certainly be welcome in my laboratory and time, if you know what I'm saying.
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Number four.
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While we've explored the Deadly sides of the Terminator in death battle before, Skynet's truest masterpiece, in my humble opinion, is absolutely the Terminate tricks or TX.
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She may not be a skilled of ah hunter as the T 1000 but she's still one of Skynet's most advanced death machines.
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I mean, she's even designed to kill other death Machine shaken more of her body to repair damage almost instantly, and this also makes it possible for certain body enhancements at a whim.
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And when she wants to get a little wild, her arms can morph into a variety of weapons, from bus sauce toe flamethrowers to a full on plasma cannon.
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But my real turn on here is how she speaks in the most passionate and romantic language there is Dial up Internet.
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What's me in the mood every time.
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Number three.
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I'm not usually one to try stealing someone else's lady, but DaCosta, the bride of Ultron, is certainly tempting.
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Unlike her humanity, destroying significant other Joe cost A most frequently aligns herself with the Avengers.
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She lends them her protective force field, durable titanium steel body and ability to holographic disguise herself as a human.
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Not that I think she needs to change, or anything is perfect the way she is that again, a robot girlfriend who could turn into anyone could be kind of fine.
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Number two.
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Dragonball is no stranger to incredibly advanced and dangerous Mecca people, but only two could ever compete for my heart.
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Nothing against Android 18 good looks or impressive power, but she's not even a truly mechanical be.
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On the other hand, Android, 21 just speaks to she's a super advanced machine and a brilliant scientist and a beautiful babe and a powerful fighter and a world conquering madwoman.
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What else can I say that hits all the marks on my dating checklists?
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I guess her courageous appetite and desire to keep people could be a problem, but I don't think that's a deal breaker for me.
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Plus, she can transform any substance in food.
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Think of all the time, saved cooking meals every day.
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She's clearly top of the line, even with weird tail.
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But I think after all these years, I finally understand the term wife.
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It's number one.
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Love can be found virtually anywhere, and I do stress virtual here aboard the space hopping Normandy.
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1 may not think twice about the artificial intelligence guiding the vessel, that is, until she stole a sexy synthetic body and started strutting around the ship.
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ET or the enhanced defense.
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Intelligence is a cess Ian, surprisingly caring Mecca lady who protects those she loves with her excellent brain and the power of the most advanced ship ever built.
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Speaking of which, cheap, technically, has two bodies with ideas.
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A girlfriend.
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Not only do you get one sassy privations girl in a body originally designed for infiltration and assassination, but also the best spaceship in the galaxy.
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And when all was said and done in the story of Mass effect, ET was implied to be responsible for helping to rebuild civilizations throughout the galaxy.
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And I'd be willing to help for science, of course, for my secret Number 11.
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When Lex Luther was unable to woo Lois Lane, he had a better idea.
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Build his own Lois Lane.
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She proved to be an excellent companion, both in the lab and in bed.
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And if that weren't enough, he made some other modifications as well.