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  • So there's this thing called Valentine's Day that's happening this week, and everybody's excited, I guess.

  • But they're all stuck in the past and present in the matters of love.

  • I am always looking to the future.

  • A future of mechanical romance Hey, I'm Wiz from death Battle for screw attacks Top 10 Robot girlfriends Number 10.

  • While she lacks in personality Cosmos from Xeno saga more than makes up for it everywhere else.

  • I mean, look at her and be honest with yourself.

  • Long flowing hair, excellent physique, limbs that transform in tow weapons.

  • This girl alone should be enough to convince you that cybernetic lovemaking is mankind's inevitable future.

  • But my personal favorite quality of hers is her logic first type of mindset, which always helps her assess a situation ration.

  • Plus, when things get dicey, she can repair almost any damage she sustains in combat.

  • If there's just one thing I don't really like about her is that the K in Cosmos just stands for Cosmos, Doctor, when a cop I'm incredibly disappointed in you and your anagrams number nine.

  • Okay, I'm going a little outside the box for my number nine sweetheart Sonics, fellow freedom fighter named Bunny Rabbit may not be a complete robots, but cyborgs girls aren't close enough in mind.

  • Sure, she may be a rabbit, but it's her mechanized limbs, which garner my interests after being half robotic sized by Dr Robotic.

  • One of my personal knows bunnies.

  • Greatest strength is literally the strength granted by her extendable robotic arms and legs.

  • With them.

  • Funny can easily break stone and also my heart.

  • And to be perfectly honest, I'm a sucker for the Southern Belle charm thing.

  • OK, don't judge sure makes you feel it.

  • Number eight.

  • Sometimes a robot girlfriend doesn't need a body to be perfect.

  • So what if Pat's the AI in the smart house?

  • Can Onley manifest herself via indoor virtual projection?

  • That's no issue for me.

  • I mean, I haven't seen natural sunlight in over five years after all.

  • Hey, all the science isn't gonna do itself.

  • Regardless, this brilliant milk could make a fine companion and even a perfect assistant in my lab and with her vacuum floors, which inexplicably suck up whatever, I'll bet she could even handle boom sticks.

  • Messes.

  • No promise.

  • Sure, she once had a glitch in her system, which caused everything to go haywire.

  • But what great technology doesn't come with a couple bugs to iron out?

  • Besides, she somehow just so happens to look exactly like Katie Seagal, So that's a major plus in my book.

  • Number seven.

  • Any perspective romantic partner of mine must have a high level.

  • A few minds are as intuitive as Ghost in the Shell.

  • Major Motor Co.

  • Kusanagi.

  • Using her wits, hacking skills and hand to hand combat prowess, she apprehends dangerous criminals in cyberpunk Japan on a regular basis.

  • Her synthetic body has other advantages, too.

  • For one thing, despite not being entirely mechanical, she's physically locked in her mid twenties, so she wouldn't even need my retro aging serum to maintain her good looks.

  • Although there is one obstacle with the major heterosexual sex is pretty painful in her world, but I'm up to the challenge.

  • Number six.

  • My choice for number six is number six.

  • No really, Number six from Battlestar Galactica.

  • Listen, I need a woman with more than just appealing aesthetics.

  • She's got to be witty and powerful.

  • The Boot six was able to single handedly bring humanity to the brink of total eradication, forcing those who remain to abandon their very galax.

  • She's the one who sets off the entire reason the Battlestar Galactica series even exists.

  • Is six dangerous?

  • Absolutely, But what fun is life and love without the potential for mass extinction?

  • Number five, If I may be completely transparent with you, I've always been a bit jealous of Roger Smith from the Bago, but it's not because of his Batman as lifestyle, nor is it because of his enormous mech.

  • I already have plenty of those.

  • What I don't have is a Mecca woman like our Dorothy Wayne ranks his assistant Android Dorothy, maybe petite.

  • But don't let her small stature fool you when she needs sushi isn't afraid to put her superhuman strength and agility to the test.

  • But while Roger may not always treat her like the lady she is, Dorothy would certainly be welcome in my laboratory and time, if you know what I'm saying.

  • Number four.

  • While we've explored the Deadly sides of the Terminator in death battle before, Skynet's truest masterpiece, in my humble opinion, is absolutely the Terminate tricks or TX.

  • She may not be a skilled of ah hunter as the T 1000 but she's still one of Skynet's most advanced death machines.

  • I mean, she's even designed to kill other death Machine shaken more of her body to repair damage almost instantly, and this also makes it possible for certain body enhancements at a whim.

  • And when she wants to get a little wild, her arms can morph into a variety of weapons, from bus sauce toe flamethrowers to a full on plasma cannon.

  • But my real turn on here is how she speaks in the most passionate and romantic language there is Dial up Internet.

  • What's me in the mood every time.

  • Number three.

  • I'm not usually one to try stealing someone else's lady, but DaCosta, the bride of Ultron, is certainly tempting.

  • Unlike her humanity, destroying significant other Joe cost A most frequently aligns herself with the Avengers.

  • She lends them her protective force field, durable titanium steel body and ability to holographic disguise herself as a human.

  • Not that I think she needs to change, or anything is perfect the way she is that again, a robot girlfriend who could turn into anyone could be kind of fine.

  • Number two.

  • Dragonball is no stranger to incredibly advanced and dangerous Mecca people, but only two could ever compete for my heart.

  • Nothing against Android 18 good looks or impressive power, but she's not even a truly mechanical be.

  • On the other hand, Android, 21 just speaks to she's a super advanced machine and a brilliant scientist and a beautiful babe and a powerful fighter and a world conquering madwoman.

  • What else can I say that hits all the marks on my dating checklists?

  • I guess her courageous appetite and desire to keep people could be a problem, but I don't think that's a deal breaker for me.

  • Plus, she can transform any substance in food.

  • Think of all the time, saved cooking meals every day.

  • She's clearly top of the line, even with weird tail.

  • But I think after all these years, I finally understand the term wife.

  • It's number one.

  • Love can be found virtually anywhere, and I do stress virtual here aboard the space hopping Normandy.

  • 1 may not think twice about the artificial intelligence guiding the vessel, that is, until she stole a sexy synthetic body and started strutting around the ship.

  • ET or the enhanced defense.

  • Intelligence is a cess Ian, surprisingly caring Mecca lady who protects those she loves with her excellent brain and the power of the most advanced ship ever built.

  • Speaking of which, cheap, technically, has two bodies with ideas.

  • A girlfriend.

  • Not only do you get one sassy privations girl in a body originally designed for infiltration and assassination, but also the best spaceship in the galaxy.

  • And when all was said and done in the story of Mass effect, ET was implied to be responsible for helping to rebuild civilizations throughout the galaxy.

  • And I'd be willing to help for science, of course, for my secret Number 11.

  • When Lex Luther was unable to woo Lois Lane, he had a better idea.

  • Build his own Lois Lane.

  • She proved to be an excellent companion, both in the lab and in bed.

  • And if that weren't enough, he made some other modifications as well.

So there's this thing called Valentine's Day that's happening this week, and everybody's excited, I guess.

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/07/02
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