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Chad: Hey everybody we have a brand new DEATH BATTLE! T-shirt on the Screwattack's/Rooster Teeth's store.
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Head to store.roosterteeth.com and you guys can pick one up.
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It's a great way to support the show.
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Wiz: Cletus Kassady didn't have the chance to be a well-adjusted adult.
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Because his entire family was already crazy.
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While Cletus was just a boy his father got sent to jail for killing his mother.
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Boomstick: Which she did because she had tried to kill Cletus.
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Wiz: Which she did because Cletus had tortured and killed her dog Fifi.
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Boomstick: Well, go Mrs. Kasady! All dog murderers deserve death, even if they're eight.
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Right, Jack Spaniels?
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Jack Spaniels: (barks)
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Boomstick: Good boy.
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Oh and uh Cletus murdered his grandma too.
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'Cause, eh she's kind of a bitch.
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Wiz: He didn't stop there and wound up burning down his own orphanage.
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Years later he was finally arrested and convicted for 11 murders.
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Boomstick: You mean the eleven murders they knew about.
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Wiz: But while in prison Cletus found that he wasn't alone.
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In fact his cellmate just so happened to be: Eddie Brock.
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Boomstick: Who you may know is that creepy guy covered in black ink called: Venom.
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Wiz: That ink is actually a symbiotic alien known as: Klyntar.
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This Symbiote bonded with Eddie transforming him into a powerful and violent rival for the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.
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Boomstick: But what Eddie didn't know was...
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It was PREGNANT.
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(laughs)
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Time to go out for cigarettes Eddie.
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Wiz: Well Symbiotes actually reproduced asexually.
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When Eddie became Venom once again.
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The Symbiote sort of...
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Oozed out its spawn.
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And left it there.
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Boomstick: Just like me and my dad.
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Well this new Symbiote immediately attached itself to Cletus.
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But unlike the Venom one it merged through a cut on his skin.
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Creatin' this suit made out of blood.
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Eww.
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That doesn't seem sanitary.
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Wiz: And together they became...
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Carnage.
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Carnage: Cassidy is gone.
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There is only CARNAGE!
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Boomstick: A fittin' name for a psycho mass murderer.
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Cletus and his new Symbiote quickly got up to what they knew best.
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Creatin' Maximum Carnage.
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Remember that game?
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It was great.
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Wiz: And with his new superpowers he was a vicious force to be reckoned with.
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He has the same superhuman strength, speed and durability as Venom.
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And supposedly even greater.
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Like a Venom 2.0.
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Boomstick: He can shape-shift to make all sorts of killer weapons like axes, swords and spikes.
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He can even rip those weapons off himself for launch 'em at his victims.
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Have you ever tried rippin' your fingers up and throw 'em at people?
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'Cause that it just kind of what Carnage does.
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It's kind of like insult and injury.
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Watch I'm gonna try rip up my middle finger and throw it at Wiz.
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Wiz: Boomstick don't be an idiot.
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Boomstick: Almost got it.
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Almoooost.
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Oh shit!
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It's dislocated.
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Wiz: (groans)
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Goddamnit.
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All right come back next week and we'll cover Carnage opponent: Lucy from Elfin Lied.
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Boomstick: Look I can make it spin.