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  • how's it going bros and welcome

  • to resident evil

  • today we're playing daughters

  • which is an experience of the beginning

  • of the Baker's tragic story

  • let's play

  • shall we, here we go

  • oh! so its a VHS tape... That's cool.

  • I'm really excited to- for these DLC's

  • I hear this one is really good

  • Breaking news everyone!

  • Keemstar here

  • (Keemstar) Lets get right into the news

  • Good one Felix

  • What the fuck is this?

  • What the fuck???

  • It's so weird when they mix

  • live action - Oh my god!

  • What the hell?

  • I'm playing as

  • Ooohh this is before the shit storm

  • Literally!

  • Oh my gosh she's normal!

  • Fuck you bitch!

  • I know what you're up to!

  • They're so sweeeet!

  • Awwwww, they're all so nice!

  • Yeah Lucas *Spitting noise*

  • Why don't you place a trap somewhere?

  • You fuckin asshole

  • (Matthew Mcconaughey voice) Alright alright alright!

  • This is so sad!

  • Is this the laundry room like-

  • I can't fucking tell.

  • This room still looks like shit

  • to be honest.

  • Heeey, it's-uh my favorite lighter.

  • Is this the laundry room?

  • Like where the fuck is the laundry room?

  • This seems like a laundry fucking dump hole

  • plus I can't fuckin see without the flashlight

  • so that's great.

  • Wait am I-oh I AM actually

  • supposed to be here,

  • ok, alright,

  • What a fucking weird way to go to the laundry room

  • maybe we can go, just,

  • what is this?

  • oh it's a table *laughs*

  • I didn't see it, I'm sorry,

  • Yeah suppose we could of just fucking walked

  • Alright here we go,

  • How's she doing? Lucas, you playing Flappy Bird?

  • You instagramming the carpet?

  • What are you doing? I wanna see what he's doing,

  • He's on Facebook isn't he?

  • You catching up on that latest poodiepie video?

  • Alright dude, hell yeah!

  • Oh my god Mum! Gee!

  • The place still looks pretty creepy I would say.

  • But she must of had us for a loooong time.

  • Oh my god is this the bathroom?

  • This is so weird to navigate!

  • Oh my god...

  • If she became a Grandma,

  • There must have been a while.

  • Where the fuck is her bedroom?

  • It must be- Oh yeah it's this one!

  • Remember this kids room,

  • Hey! He's wearing Nazi glasses!

  • Aaahh, *siren noises*

  • Nazi glasses!

  • Here you go here's some clothes

  • oooh God...

  • Aw hell no! Fuck that bitch!

  • No!

  • NOOOO!

  • Gimme back my famiry!

  • God damn, piece of shit girl!

  • Aw hell no!

  • Hey Daddy!

  • Is that Matthew Mcconaughey?

  • This is cool!

  • You get a little backstory man!

  • Awwwwww Fuck that girl.

  • This is why,

  • I keep telling you guys we need to send off

  • All little girls and boys

  • All babies need to just to go another planet.

  • We need to send them to another planet,

  • Where they can fight like the Hunger Games.

  • I've said it a million times.

  • Ok so the Dad is at the boathouse, how do we get there?

  • Maybe we can exit through the garage?

  • DADDY?

  • This seems safe!

  • Nope, ok, damn that car!

  • It's fucking huge!

  • Daddy loves this car, he'd be furious

  • If I drove it. What can I say?

  • The boat house?

  • Where the fuck is the boat house?

  • Wait I hear someone?

  • Mum?

  • Mum? Mum?

  • What'd I tell you about satanic shit?

  • Muuum!

  • STOP!

  • *Disgusted* Uggh... Ugh God...

  • uuggghAAAHHHH!

  • Fuck! How fast did that go!

  • Kill her!

  • Ugh God no!

  • Get some rope?!

  • Get some rope!?!

  • Ok!

  • Geez! She got fucked fast dude!

  • Ya know I'd still hit it though, honestly.

  • Hey don't judge! I'm into centipede shit.

  • Oh my God I can still hear them...

  • Jack is DEFINITELY into it.

  • -I mean what the hell is going on?!

  • Hey! I found rope Daddy!

  • Daddy needs the rope!

  • Coming Daddy! Lets, lets hang around the rope.

  • Zoe does NOT run, this is as fast as she goes,

  • by the way. What the fuck...

  • Stop-Oh my God is he drowning her?!

  • Ugh hell yeah!

  • Am I disturbing something?

  • Oh no... He's losing it too...

  • Oh Fuck he's losing it too.

  • Oo my God!

  • Daddy!

  • But I have rope? AHHH!

  • Oh my God! Stop! You're so bald!

  • Jesus!

  • Oh, heya...

  • Aaaah my, Oh God...

  • Nope!

  • Oh shit I died? What? How? Howw?

  • Don't you wanna play with your new sister?

  • Ooooo, hell no.

  • Hell no,

  • Ok, he can't go in now.

  • Got em!

  • Fuck I gotta find a way out, oh God,

  • This is scary!

  • Eh what about the garbage? Oh great.

  • Get away get away get away now!

  • Ok, there's this room.

  • Fuck! Dis bad.

  • A fork! What do I do with a fuckin' fork?

  • Is he in?

  • Fuck, he's in.

  • WHAT DO I DO WITH A FUCKING FORK?

  • *Daddy breaking through door sound*

  • *Pewds whimpers*

  • HEY DADDY.

  • AHH

  • Oh my god, it's so fucking creepy!

  • Fuck...

  • Damn Daniel.

  • Sorry.

  • There must be a way outta here.

  • Oh my god there it is!

  • Hey~

  • Nice abs dude.

  • *Immitating Zoe* Stop it~!

  • Yes!

  • Fuck. I don't think-

  • Okay, okay, another one.

  • Come on fork!!

  • HURRY UP FORK.

  • LOVE YOU FORK.

  • COME ON BOY~

  • Aw jeez! Okay.

  • We're going.

  • Fuck- Wrong way.

  • Okay, we're going.

  • So, Zoe managed to escape in the story I guess.

  • Well, spoilers, not really.

  • What have we got here?

  • Watch out for those nails, Zoe!

  • Oh my!

  • Oh-

  • Oh wow.

  • Uhh-

  • Second thought,

  • I think I will not.

  • Wait, what have we got here?

  • Oh we can go up past here!

  • Okay, that's cool.

  • What have we got?

  • Daddy's toolbox.

  • Ehhgh-

  • Okay, so, apperantly,

  • I missed something in the beginning of the DLC

  • where you have to look around a little bit before you proceed,

  • otherwise you don't get the right ending.

  • So let's try and-

  • *BURPS*

  • -do that.

  • You're supposed to see a password on his phone.

  • Nice pants, Lucas. Damn.

  • JACK: TOP O' THE MORNIN' TO YA LADDIES,

  • MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICE-

  • Hey, a lock-pick!

  • How about that.

  • Damn, I never realised the ass on uh...

  • Mommy.

  • Hell yeah.

  • Damn.

  • She thicc as fuck, dawg.

  • Alright, let's not walk the fucking stupid route this time.

  • Why is my frame-rate so fucking low when I'm playing this?

  • It's so choppy.

  • More like, uh-

  • Fuck naw, Daddy. She's a fucking demon.

  • Okay, so-

  • There's a hole in the trophy, right?

  • So there was a thing...

  • Oh my god, it's crocodile!

  • Where the fuck do I...?

  • There it is.

  • Perfect.

  • Alright, what do we got?

  • Please be a bingo lot. (I think that's what he said)

  • Damn it!

  • *Funny voice* It's a smawl compowneynt.

  • *Normal voice* That's fine.

  • That's fine! We can do this.

  • Together~

  • *Sings* We can do it together~

  • Singing a new song now~

  • *Speaks* Alright, you don't want to sing? That's-

  • That's fine, alright?

  • I don't care.

  • Pfft- Whatever.

  • *Mumbled, unintelligible singing*

  • HEEEY.

  • Come down to papa, boi.

  • You can suck a- Fuck-

  • Oh god.

  • She looks so creepy over there.

  • YOU KNOW, I HOPE YOU DIE!

  • Fake-ass granny.

  • Now-uh, apparently this is like

  • Lucas' old room, right? so

  • Lucas uh, you know, wanking station

  • must be here

  • uh.. okay

  • and the code was.. on his phone

  • hHeyy

  • whathe- is he making drugs here? wtf is this?

  • he was into explosives and stuff

  • aww das kinda cool

  • that motherfucker

  • Fuck you list: the old man slapped me

  • right in the face for checking my phone

  • during dinner

  • FUcK you

  • I can't say one word about mama's cooking?

  • without getting without getting yelled at? Fuck you!

  • All i did was look at Zoe when she was

  • doing yoga, and she calls me a perver *breath laughs*

  • fFFuCK yOu

  • The old man got drunk and started throwing all my