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ma name jeff
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Ainsley!
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Give me a video idea!
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Why don't you just make the same video you did a few years ago in short people are too dumb to realize
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You already made this video, this way you can make videos forever and you can become unstoppable.
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Ainsley - This is a demo...
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*happy* Hey guys, today we're gonna- I'm gonna Google Myself.
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I've never done this before
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I'm pretty excited!
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Have you guys ever Googled yourself?
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Huh that's cute, you're not famous.
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Well, if you happen to be a youtuber, or any former- former public person
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Googling yourself is kinda like masturbating
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Wi- With razor blades glued to your hands.
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Ehh- You know, you think it's gonna be nice, but really it's just gonna be uh- bunch of shit.
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Is that a good method for ya- Oh ya that's a good methaphor
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Today, I am going to Google Myself, I've never done this before
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So you know, it should be pretty interesting, also I'm doing a poll.
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If you can answer me what you favorite day of the month is.
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Let's go!
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*typing* Pewdiepie... *suddenly quiet*
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*continue typing* is ...
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a child.
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*and then pewds realizes*
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*dramatic music und background*
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*autistic screeching*
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Oooohh, that's why, *reads* "Pewdiepie is a child rapist" *OH NO!!*
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Great, gr8.
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That's what shows up.
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This is what's shows up.
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Can you imagine somewhat's parents dunno wtf I am, and then like:
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"Who is Pewdiepie?"
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"Pewdiepie is a oh- a child!"
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"...rapist."
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*3pac song plays*
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There was this news about 3pac dying *really?*
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I'm not sure it's true or not.
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*reads* "3pac died when he was taken off life support after he stopped breathing during water polo practice"
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Is that- is that true?
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I don't- I mean it's really sad if it's true.
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It would have been somekind of "Top 5 death list" you know, like
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Top 5...
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...uhh...
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saddest anime deaths...
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or Top 5 saddest moments of 2016, you know.
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What the f- , I don-
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I'm really confused by the whole thing, cuz the Top 5 videos are not covering it.
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*continue typing and reading*
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"Pewdiepie is dead"
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Of course...
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Oh uh, with PROOF!!
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Alright, that's interesting.
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*music and video plays*
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*EARRAPE*
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Yeah, that's pretty much settles the deal.
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*rock music*
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*laughs*
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18!
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Pewdiepie is the kazoo kid.
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You know- What the fuck is this?!
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The dumbest youtuber? No!
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How dare you? I have an IQ of at least a couple.
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Oh because of this fucking video.
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Thanks Sorsha. Appreciate ya.
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Jesus fucking Christ
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Pewdiepie is the best youtuber.
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Well you've heard it here first folks.
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Thanks everybody. Appreciate ya.
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10 reasons why Pewdiepie is the most subscribed youtube channel.
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Because of this amazing fan art.
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Pewdiepie age. 27.
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You won that round Google
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God dammit.
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27. I'm getting too old for this.
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Can someone like younger and more attractive and actually funny please take over
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Cuz, I'm getting a little- I'm getting tired.
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Ryan from Kid's Toy Reviews? Please. Come on.
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You need to grow up faster alright?
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Soon you're not going to be cute and adorable any more and you're gonna look like this
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and you're gonna have to take over- gonna have to fill in for me alright?
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I mean come one. They're the biggest youtube channel.
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Clearly.
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If anything they've already taken over.
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I mean, ask anyone
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Hey, who's the biggest youtuber?
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Ahh!
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That's P- P- P... Ryan's Toy Reviews! That's it!
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Who's the biggest youtuber
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This is really weird to me because clearly it should be saying 'Ryan's Toy Review'
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I don't understand why it came up like 'this is the answer' result
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I'm gonna have to report this and send feedback.
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'The biggest youtuber is Ryan Toy Reviews'
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'L-O-L'
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'errybody kniows dat'
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Everyone- everyone knows that!
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His net worth?
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4 million.
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*sighs*
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That's cute.
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2017. 'Worth right now'. Ok
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What is this?
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Alright, alright, alright, what is the verdict?
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61!
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OH!
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*sings Naruto theme song n° 2*
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I don't have that much money!
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I wish though. That would be great. Honestly.
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That would be great. That would be nice.
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How do they come up with these numbers? I'm really curious.
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Is that how much I should be making? Am I doing something wrong here?
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Are you guys not clicking on the ads? Like wh-
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What's happening alright?
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Are we going to have to have a talk? Do I need to put more fucking mid-rolls?
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What the fuck
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Because he's Swedish and in a 56% tax bracket...
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*sad piano music*
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Thanks for bringing that up.
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Thanks for *blubbers*
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You didn't have to mention that!
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You didn't have to say that.
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I actually have a limited company so it's 21% taxes.
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What you think I'm not driving a fucking lambo? Think I'm gonna pay 56% taxes?
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People think 'Oh he's so humble and modest.' No!
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No no no no no no no!
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I just don't want to pay 56% taxes!
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Could be even more! Fuck that!
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You've got to be fucking stupid
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I'll drive a fucking Nissan any day!
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As long as I don't pay fucking that shit
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I'll take my 21% thank you very much!
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Pewdiepie ISIS.
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Oh yeah I forgot about this. This is actually news.
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This is actually news.
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They posted this picture.
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A news article posted this picture.
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Oh yeah, that was the news. I was suspended from twitter.
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I got suspended because they thought I was being hacked
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Because I was acting like a fucking moron.
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'Pewdiepie is hot'
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What the fuck is this?
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'My name is BG Kumbi and I am making this video'
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'beacuse I am sick and tired of getting negative comments'
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'from the Bro Army on my Pewdiepie video.'
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You deserve all those negative comments
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You albino looking shit.
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'Do you people realise that what you're doing is considered cybernetic bullying?'
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*laughs*
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If you're so scared of cybernetic bullying, why don't you just close your eyes?
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Why don't you just look away!
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'I just want to say, the Bro Army'
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'is full of a bunch of children.'
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Who the fuck does this guys think he is?
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'I'm more muscular than Pewdiepie. Pewdiepie is a lightweight'
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What the fuck?
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'Y'all see this?'
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Yeah.
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'This is what happens when you dedicate yourself to training.'
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'All day every day.'
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It's what happens when your nipples are too far apart.
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OH!
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'Instead of sitting in your room, yelling and screaming at video games.'
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'Like a selfish little spoilt child.'
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Oh really? OH!
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'Which is what Pewdiepie does.' Oh do you think that's what I do?!
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You think that's what I- 'The best part is, er'
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'I bet Pewdiepie's watching this video right now and he's feeling a little jealous.'
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No!
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I am not jealous! Of this man
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His triceps do look very nice though.
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'Because he knows that I'm more of a real man than him.'
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*sad piano music*
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That's not true. Do not listen to this man.
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'I got bigger muscles.'
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*rock music*
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Oh really?
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Oh really?
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I challenge you BG Kumbi. For a fight!
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Look at this VEGETARIAN BODY!!!
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'I bet he doesn't even lift.'
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Bro I lift- I lift your mom's ass
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I love this one. 'Top 10 Secret Youtuber Talents!'
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Pewdiepie. What the fuck is my secret youtube talent?
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What the fuck is it? Cuz, I don't have a secret-
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I don't have a secret talent.
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"I can't wiggle my ears, can you?"
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"I can."
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"Can you?"
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"Yeah, I can't see it though"
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*wiggle ears*
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"I want to be able to try it, goin' to be excited eh, wiggling yer ears"
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"How do you do that?"
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*clicks out video*
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So, Alfie doesn't have any talent, huh?
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*gun cock*
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*music*
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*video* "Pewdiepie is surprisingly good at beatboxing"
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*Pewds beatboxing*
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*video pauses*
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Literally, had no idea how to make an intro, so I just make some fuckin' noises with my mouth
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That's not a secret talent.
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Ehh-uhh, I have my tongue, I have a long tongue.
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*Pewds lick his nose*
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Alright, it freaks people out.
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*reads* "Phone number"
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Really? You fuckin' wei-
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You guys are fuckin' weird!
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*reads* "What is the meaning of Pewdiepie?"
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Such a question that I always get.
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And the answer always so shit.
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Ask anyone what their fucking username means.
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It's just like "Ah, it sounded good"
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"I guess that's why I picked it"
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Thanks for watching this video.
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Ah, why did I do that? (dunno)
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If you enjoyed it,
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Check out another one I think you'll enjoy more videos.
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Don't you like videos? (yes i do)
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Watch this one!
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It's the same video as this one,
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