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  • ma name jeff

  • Ainsley!

  • Give me a video idea!

  • Why don't you just make the same video you did a few years ago in short people are too dumb to realize

  • You already made this video, this way you can make videos forever and you can become unstoppable.

  • Ainsley - This is a demo...

  • *happy* Hey guys, today we're gonna- I'm gonna Google Myself.

  • I've never done this before

  • I'm pretty excited!

  • Have you guys ever Googled yourself?

  • Huh that's cute, you're not famous.

  • Well, if you happen to be a youtuber, or any former- former public person

  • Googling yourself is kinda like masturbating

  • Wi- With razor blades glued to your hands.

  • Ehh- You know, you think it's gonna be nice, but really it's just gonna be uh- bunch of shit.

  • Is that a good method for ya- Oh ya that's a good methaphor

  • Today, I am going to Google Myself, I've never done this before

  • So you know, it should be pretty interesting, also I'm doing a poll.

  • If you can answer me what you favorite day of the month is.

  • Let's go!

  • *typing* Pewdiepie... *suddenly quiet*

  • *continue typing* is ...

  • a child.

  • *and then pewds realizes*

  • *dramatic music und background*

  • *autistic screeching*

  • Oooohh, that's why, *reads* "Pewdiepie is a child rapist" *OH NO!!*

  • Great, gr8.

  • That's what shows up.

  • This is what's shows up.

  • Can you imagine somewhat's parents dunno wtf I am, and then like:

  • "Who is Pewdiepie?"

  • "Pewdiepie is a oh- a child!"

  • "...rapist."

  • *3pac song plays*

  • There was this news about 3pac dying *really?*

  • I'm not sure it's true or not.

  • *reads* "3pac died when he was taken off life support after he stopped breathing during water polo practice"

  • Is that- is that true?

  • I don't- I mean it's really sad if it's true.

  • It would have been somekind of "Top 5 death list" you know, like

  • Top 5...

  • ...uhh...

  • saddest anime deaths...

  • or Top 5 saddest moments of 2016, you know.

  • What the f- , I don-

  • I'm really confused by the whole thing, cuz the Top 5 videos are not covering it.

  • *continue typing and reading*

  • "Pewdiepie is dead"

  • Of course...

  • Oh uh, with PROOF!!

  • Alright, that's interesting.

  • *music and video plays*

  • *EARRAPE*

  • Yeah, that's pretty much settles the deal.

  • *rock music*

  • *laughs*

  • 18!

  • Pewdiepie is the kazoo kid.

  • You know- What the fuck is this?!

  • The dumbest youtuber? No!

  • How dare you? I have an IQ of at least a couple.

  • Oh because of this fucking video.

  • Thanks Sorsha. Appreciate ya.

  • Jesus fucking Christ

  • Pewdiepie is the best youtuber.

  • Well you've heard it here first folks.

  • Thanks everybody. Appreciate ya.

  • 10 reasons why Pewdiepie is the most subscribed youtube channel.

  • Because of this amazing fan art.

  • Pewdiepie age. 27.

  • You won that round Google

  • God dammit.

  • 27. I'm getting too old for this.

  • Can someone like younger and more attractive and actually funny please take over

  • Cuz, I'm getting a little- I'm getting tired.

  • Ryan from Kid's Toy Reviews? Please. Come on.

  • You need to grow up faster alright?

  • Soon you're not going to be cute and adorable any more and you're gonna look like this

  • and you're gonna have to take over- gonna have to fill in for me alright?

  • I mean come one. They're the biggest youtube channel.

  • Clearly.

  • If anything they've already taken over.

  • I mean, ask anyone

  • Hey, who's the biggest youtuber?

  • Ahh!

  • That's P- P- P... Ryan's Toy Reviews! That's it!

  • Who's the biggest youtuber

  • This is really weird to me because clearly it should be saying 'Ryan's Toy Review'

  • I don't understand why it came up like 'this is the answer' result

  • I'm gonna have to report this and send feedback.

  • 'The biggest youtuber is Ryan Toy Reviews'

  • 'L-O-L'

  • 'errybody kniows dat'

  • Everyone- everyone knows that!

  • His net worth?

  • 4 million.

  • *sighs*

  • That's cute.

  • 2017. 'Worth right now'. Ok

  • What is this?

  • Alright, alright, alright, what is the verdict?

  • 61!

  • OH!

  • *sings Naruto theme song n° 2*

  • I don't have that much money!

  • I wish though. That would be great. Honestly.

  • That would be great. That would be nice.

  • How do they come up with these numbers? I'm really curious.

  • Is that how much I should be making? Am I doing something wrong here?

  • Are you guys not clicking on the ads? Like wh-

  • What's happening alright?

  • Are we going to have to have a talk? Do I need to put more fucking mid-rolls?

  • What the fuck

  • Because he's Swedish and in a 56% tax bracket...

  • *sad piano music*

  • Thanks for bringing that up.

  • Thanks for *blubbers*

  • You didn't have to mention that!

  • You didn't have to say that.

  • I actually have a limited company so it's 21% taxes.

  • What you think I'm not driving a fucking lambo? Think I'm gonna pay 56% taxes?

  • People think 'Oh he's so humble and modest.' No!

  • No no no no no no no!

  • I just don't want to pay 56% taxes!

  • Could be even more! Fuck that!

  • You've got to be fucking stupid

  • I'll drive a fucking Nissan any day!

  • As long as I don't pay fucking that shit

  • I'll take my 21% thank you very much!

  • Pewdiepie ISIS.

  • Oh yeah I forgot about this. This is actually news.

  • This is actually news.

  • They posted this picture.

  • A news article posted this picture.

  • Oh yeah, that was the news. I was suspended from twitter.

  • I got suspended because they thought I was being hacked

  • Because I was acting like a fucking moron.

  • 'Pewdiepie is hot'

  • What the fuck is this?

  • 'My name is BG Kumbi and I am making this video'

  • 'beacuse I am sick and tired of getting negative comments'

  • 'from the Bro Army on my Pewdiepie video.'

  • You deserve all those negative comments

  • You albino looking shit.

  • 'Do you people realise that what you're doing is considered cybernetic bullying?'

  • *laughs*

  • If you're so scared of cybernetic bullying, why don't you just close your eyes?

  • Why don't you just look away!

  • 'I just want to say, the Bro Army'

  • 'is full of a bunch of children.'

  • Who the fuck does this guys think he is?

  • 'I'm more muscular than Pewdiepie. Pewdiepie is a lightweight'

  • What the fuck?

  • 'Y'all see this?'

  • Yeah.

  • 'This is what happens when you dedicate yourself to training.'

  • 'All day every day.'

  • It's what happens when your nipples are too far apart.

  • OH!

  • 'Instead of sitting in your room, yelling and screaming at video games.'

  • 'Like a selfish little spoilt child.'

  • Oh really? OH!

  • 'Which is what Pewdiepie does.' Oh do you think that's what I do?!

  • You think that's what I- 'The best part is, er'

  • 'I bet Pewdiepie's watching this video right now and he's feeling a little jealous.'

  • No!

  • I am not jealous! Of this man

  • His triceps do look very nice though.

  • 'Because he knows that I'm more of a real man than him.'

  • *sad piano music*

  • That's not true. Do not listen to this man.

  • 'I got bigger muscles.'

  • *rock music*

  • Oh really?

  • Oh really?

  • I challenge you BG Kumbi. For a fight!

  • Look at this VEGETARIAN BODY!!!

  • 'I bet he doesn't even lift.'

  • Bro I lift- I lift your mom's ass

  • I love this one. 'Top 10 Secret Youtuber Talents!'

  • Pewdiepie. What the fuck is my secret youtube talent?

  • What the fuck is it? Cuz, I don't have a secret-

  • I don't have a secret talent.

  • "I can't wiggle my ears, can you?"

  • "I can."

  • "Can you?"

  • "Yeah, I can't see it though"

  • *wiggle ears*

  • "I want to be able to try it, goin' to be excited eh, wiggling yer ears"

  • "How do you do that?"

  • *clicks out video*

  • So, Alfie doesn't have any talent, huh?

  • *gun cock*

  • *music*

  • *video* "Pewdiepie is surprisingly good at beatboxing"

  • *Pewds beatboxing*

  • *video pauses*

  • Literally, had no idea how to make an intro, so I just make some fuckin' noises with my mouth

  • That's not a secret talent.

  • Ehh-uhh, I have my tongue, I have a long tongue.

  • *Pewds lick his nose*

  • Alright, it freaks people out.

  • *reads* "Phone number"

  • Really? You fuckin' wei-

  • You guys are fuckin' weird!

  • *reads* "What is the meaning of Pewdiepie?"

  • Such a question that I always get.

  • And the answer always so shit.

  • Ask anyone what their fucking username means.

  • It's just like "Ah, it sounded good"

  • "I guess that's why I picked it"

  • Thanks for watching this video.

  • Ah, why did I do that? (dunno)

  • If you enjoyed it,

  • Check out another one I think you'll enjoy more videos.

  • Don't you like videos? (yes i do)

  • Watch this one!

  • It's the same video as this one,

  • ◔ ⌣ ◔

  • Watch it again!

ma name jeff

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/07/01
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