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  • *Playing holst the planets mars*

  • Top 10...

  • Videos

  • My favourite content,

  • on ALL of Youtube!

  • Where else could I possibly know,

  • what the TOP 10 SECRET YOUTUBE TALENTS are?

  • Where else could I know,

  • what the f- TOP 5 YOUTUBERS WHO DESTROYED THEIR PLAYBUTTON...

  • How else can I find the TOP 5 YOUTUBERS WHO CAUGHT GHOSTS IN THEIR VIDEOS?!

  • *Heavenly Music*

  • Thank God

  • For Top 10 Videos

  • *Cringy YouTuber* Counting down the Top 5

  • Richest Youtubers-

  • Hey everybody!

  • *Alien Noises*

  • Today we gonna talk about,

  • Uh

  • The Top 5 YooToobers

  • That....

  • Didn't...

  • Suck dick for views. *eh, you don't?*

  • Hey everybody!

  • Today we are gonna talk about the Top 10,

  • YooToobers

  • that

  • DON'T LIKE CHEESEBURGERS!

  • How's it going everyone!

  • Today we are gonna talk about the

  • Top 10

  • Male YouTubers that look hot in bikinis. *pewds*

  • Today we are gonna talk about the Top 10 YooToober haircuts.

  • *jumpscare*

  • And it's all clickbait as well

  • You know fair enough...

  • ahahahahahahahahahahaha

  • I may clickbait a little bit

  • But it's like "Top 10 most expensive YouTube Supercars"

  • And then there's me in the fucking thing,

  • and he is like,

  • implying that that's my car,

  • When I don't- when I drive a fucking shitty Mini

  • I need to buy a new car I know but

  • like, I genuinly have not much interest in cars,

  • and you're using MY FUCKING NAME

  • and likeness

  • FOR THIS SHIT?!

  • Alright today we're gonna review some of my...

  • Top

  • TOP

  • TOP 10

  • Shittiest Top 10 lists.

  • That involve me though,

  • There are, trust me, there's some,

  • There is way worse.

  • And I want to point out they,

  • They've all been kind of nice to me,

  • so I don't want to shit completely on them,

  • you know that wouldn't

  • that wouldn't be fair to me to shit back.

  • YO what's going on guys

  • This is Mr. Top 5 and today in this video-

  • YOOO

  • WHAT UP GUYS

  • IT'S MR. FIIIIIVE

  • TOP

  • *alien noises*

  • Top

  • five

  • YouTubers that don't listen to country music.

  • Starting at number one, Zoella.

  • That bitch doesn't listen to country music.

  • *chuckle*

  • Top

  • SIX

  • YouTuber

  • that doesn't like when I stick my finger

  • up my asshole.

  • Starting with your boy, Mr. Top 5.

  • Don't like it, feels weird.

  • I love this, of course there's one of people who died.

  • *clap*

  • *clap*

  • Oh, it's not just who died, it's in 2016.

  • TOP

  • FIVE

  • YOUTUBERS

  • that DIED

  • AW THEY FUCKING DIED

  • that's a top 5, top 5 right there

  • wait, how many died, c'mon

  • aw, fuck I can't make a top 10 out of that

  • DAMMIT

  • Nine

  • Really?

  • Really?

  • REALLY

  • Did you have to make that out of people who died?

  • Did you have to take the fact that people passed away

  • and make your fucking top 10 list out of it?

  • fuck you

  • *mildly intense intro music*

  • I like, uh, you know nothing says, uh, tragedy then uh

  • a giant fucking annotation that says "click this button this button to subscribe (it's free).

  • What is it, 2012?

  • what the fuck

  • So what is up guys, my name is Top Extract and

  • today, we're doing kind of a sad topic-

  • "This video got copyrighted, I won't make any money"

  • aw AWW *moan*

  • *sad music*

  • NO!

  • *barf noise*

  • Can you believe it?

  • His video that profited out of the death of other people got copyrighted?

  • AW AINSLEY

  • Can you believe that?

  • That's AW what a-

  • Did you know that THAT'S the real tragedy here?

  • This shit happens to me all the time, it happens to YouTubers all the time,

  • the fact that he pointed it out in a video like this is fucking amazing.

  • "I'm donating my own money to the families"

  • Yeah, fuck off

  • Just fuck off

  • You didn't have to make this video.

  • So you're telling me that you're reaching out..

  • to five different families to donate money

  • to somehow justify the fact that you made a top 5 video out of their death?

  • Lemme just, lemme just guess how this conversation went.

  • Hey, it's your boy, uh, pimplyface69

  • Oh, from YouTube, you don't know me?

  • Oh, uh, okay well that's...

  • You don't fucking know me?

  • So I'm making a top 5 list of people that died on YouTube and I've got great news for you!

  • Uh, you're son made the list!

  • Yeah!

  • Yeah, that's amazing!

  • You wanna call your husband and tell him too?

  • Oh, that's fine, I'll wait.

  • Yeah YEAH he made it, he made the top 5 deaths!

  • Yeah!

  • I know, it's a big, big honor.

  • ha

  • I know

  • Oh yeah

  • big, big news

  • So anyway, I will be, you know, I didn't make any money off the video.

  • Yeah, I know, copyright *chuckle*

  • Yeah, can't use other people's footage *chuckle*

  • Yeah, it's almost like some other family copyrighted the content and took the money...

  • No no no, so I'll donate anyway because I didn't ma-

  • I know, I'm a saint.

  • I'm donating anyway.

  • So, just send me your Paypal account

  • uh, Western Union

  • I'll be donating, you're taken care of.

  • So what is up guys, my name is Top Extract and today we're doing kind of a sad topic.

  • I didn't guess that based on the sad music. (there was no sad music)

  • The sad piano really sold it for me

  • oh

  • Today, we're doing kind of a sad topic.

  • *intense sad music*

  • What is up guys, my name is Top Extract and today we're doing kind of a sad topic.

  • ohh

  • So sad

  • Now, you might be asking why I'm doing this video-

  • Yes, I am and I would love your answer.

  • It's for a couple of reasons-

  • Okay, a couple of reasons, great, let's hear them.

  • So, reason number one-

  • Ad sense

  • There are actually some really smaller YouTubers that you guys have definitely not heard about

  • that have, unfortunately, passed away during 2016.

  • So this video is for those guys and to give back to those families because

  • out of all the revenue I'm getting from this video,

  • I'm gonna donate it straight to those families that were affected.

  • Just don't make the video.

  • Just don't make the video.

  • If you want to make a positive cause for these families that lost someone tragically,

  • there are better ways to go about it then a fu-, ya know

  • I can't tell you why, maybe like a GoFundMe or some shit

  • but a Top 5 video...

  • That doesn't go top 5 on my top 5 best ways to go about someone tragically dying in 2016, all right.

  • And I just want to help out, pretty much

  • because out of every sad situation, something nice should happen.

  • And I think this should be our way of giving back to those people.

  • At least I know when I die, I'm gonna make it to the top 5 YouTubers who died list.

  • And I can't wait for, uh

  • For this guy to contact my family and just say

  • "Hey..."

  • "I got you."

  • It's so fucking stupid, the fact that this video doesn't have more dislikes

  • To me, it's fucking beyond me.

  • There's also Top 10 YouTubers who were MURDERED

  • Hey guys, what's up it's John here and a new microphone and today we're gonna be-

  • HE'S GOT A NEW MICROPHONE

  • YES

  • I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR HIM

  • *groan*

  • FINALLY

  • It must have been that other top 10 murder list that really got it.

  • Looking at 10 YouTubers who were murdered.

  • We're gonna be looking at people who were killed because of their YouTube videos

  • and some other YouTubers who were killed by other reasons.

  • This list is pretty sad, but I'm gonna try and present it in the most sensitive way possible.

  • Yeah, I can tell by the tone of your fucking voice.

  • *happy music*

  • Hey, guys!

  • This video is pretty sad!

  • Here are videos from some of the channels, but a lot of them have been deleted.

  • Please drop a like if you enjoyed, let's aim for 2,000 likes on this video.

  • There's just no shame in these fucking people...

  • *chuckle*

  • How can you make a top 10 list and start it off with

  • "I got a new microphone"

  • and "Remember to hit 'like'"

  • haha

  • "Let's get 2,000!!"

  • Alright, now let's get into number 10

  • And how do you rank people's deaths?

  • Think about that concept for a second.

  • You're basically saying well, Keith Ratliff died, but it wasn't as important

  • as, you know, Christina Grimmie.

  • Do you guys think I'd be at #1 on a top 10?

  • Yeah?

  • Think it'd be tragic?

  • Maybe I'd go in a real tragic way so I get #1.

  • Sure, jeez, I sure hope I get #1.

  • This whole thing just bums me out.

  • 10 everyday things you need to stop doing

  • Your fucking channel

  • How about we start with that.

  • And I know you might justify these videos as in the sense like

  • "oh, well there's no ads on it so I'm not making any ad sense"

  • And people saying,

  • "oh, I have ads on it, but I'm gonna donate it to the families"

  • Ad sense doesn't stop, it's something that you keep collecting depending more views.

  • Are you telling me that you're constantly donating money to these families

  • based on, ya know, every month you get more ad revenue from the video?

  • I sincerely doubt it.

  • And if you're saying that

  • "ok, well, you know what"

  • Even if you're justifying it in a way that's like

  • "ok well I don't have ads on the video so I'm not gaining anything personally from it"

  • Yeah you fucking do.

  • If you get 60 millions views on your video, people are gonna click on more of your videos

  • or subscribe to your channel because they found your content.

  • fuck me

  • This is so incredibly dumb.

  • Anyway guys

  • This video doesn't have any ads on it so

  • I'm not benefiting from criticizing these...

  • top 10 list videos that are not benefiting from anything.

  • And if you see ads on the video

  • ha ha ha

  • ha ha ha

  • That's, uhh

  • That's a glitch.