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*Playing holst the planets mars*
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Top 10...
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Videos
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My favourite content,
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on ALL of Youtube!
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Where else could I possibly know,
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what the TOP 10 SECRET YOUTUBE TALENTS are?
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Where else could I know,
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what the f- TOP 5 YOUTUBERS WHO DESTROYED THEIR PLAYBUTTON...
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How else can I find the TOP 5 YOUTUBERS WHO CAUGHT GHOSTS IN THEIR VIDEOS?!
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*Heavenly Music*
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Thank God
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For Top 10 Videos
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*Cringy YouTuber* Counting down the Top 5
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Richest Youtubers-
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Hey everybody!
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*Alien Noises*
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Today we gonna talk about,
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Uh
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The Top 5 YooToobers
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That....
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Didn't...
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Suck dick for views. *eh, you don't?*
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Hey everybody!
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Today we are gonna talk about the Top 10,
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YooToobers
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that
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DON'T LIKE CHEESEBURGERS!
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How's it going everyone!
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Today we are gonna talk about the
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Top 10
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Male YouTubers that look hot in bikinis. *pewds*
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Today we are gonna talk about the Top 10 YooToober haircuts.
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*jumpscare*
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And it's all clickbait as well
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You know fair enough...
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ahahahahahahahahahahaha
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I may clickbait a little bit
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But it's like "Top 10 most expensive YouTube Supercars"
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And then there's me in the fucking thing,
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and he is like,
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implying that that's my car,
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When I don't- when I drive a fucking shitty Mini
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I need to buy a new car I know but
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like, I genuinly have not much interest in cars,
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and you're using MY FUCKING NAME
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and likeness
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FOR THIS SHIT?!
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Alright today we're gonna review some of my...
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Top
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TOP
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TOP 10
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Shittiest Top 10 lists.
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That involve me though,
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There are, trust me, there's some,
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There is way worse.
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And I want to point out they,
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They've all been kind of nice to me,
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so I don't want to shit completely on them,
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you know that wouldn't
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that wouldn't be fair to me to shit back.
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YO what's going on guys
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This is Mr. Top 5 and today in this video-
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YOOO
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WHAT UP GUYS
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IT'S MR. FIIIIIVE
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TOP
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*alien noises*
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Top
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five
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YouTubers that don't listen to country music.
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Starting at number one, Zoella.
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That bitch doesn't listen to country music.
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*chuckle*
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Top
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SIX
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YouTuber
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that doesn't like when I stick my finger
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up my asshole.
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Starting with your boy, Mr. Top 5.
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Don't like it, feels weird.
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I love this, of course there's one of people who died.
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*clap*
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*clap*
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Oh, it's not just who died, it's in 2016.
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TOP
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FIVE
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YOUTUBERS
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that DIED
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AW THEY FUCKING DIED
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that's a top 5, top 5 right there
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wait, how many died, c'mon
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aw, fuck I can't make a top 10 out of that
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DAMMIT
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Nine
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Really?
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Really?
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REALLY
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Did you have to make that out of people who died?
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Did you have to take the fact that people passed away
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and make your fucking top 10 list out of it?
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fuck you
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*mildly intense intro music*
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I like, uh, you know nothing says, uh, tragedy then uh
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a giant fucking annotation that says "click this button this button to subscribe (it's free).
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What is it, 2012?
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what the fuck
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So what is up guys, my name is Top Extract and
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today, we're doing kind of a sad topic-
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"This video got copyrighted, I won't make any money"
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aw AWW *moan*
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*sad music*
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NO!
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*barf noise*
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Can you believe it?
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His video that profited out of the death of other people got copyrighted?
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AW AINSLEY
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Can you believe that?
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That's AW what a-
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Did you know that THAT'S the real tragedy here?
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This shit happens to me all the time, it happens to YouTubers all the time,
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the fact that he pointed it out in a video like this is fucking amazing.
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"I'm donating my own money to the families"
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Yeah, fuck off
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Just fuck off
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You didn't have to make this video.
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So you're telling me that you're reaching out..
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to five different families to donate money
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to somehow justify the fact that you made a top 5 video out of their death?
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Lemme just, lemme just guess how this conversation went.
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Hey, it's your boy, uh, pimplyface69
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Oh, from YouTube, you don't know me?
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Oh, uh, okay well that's...
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You don't fucking know me?
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So I'm making a top 5 list of people that died on YouTube and I've got great news for you!
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Uh, you're son made the list!
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Yeah!
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Yeah, that's amazing!
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You wanna call your husband and tell him too?
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Oh, that's fine, I'll wait.
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Yeah YEAH he made it, he made the top 5 deaths!
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Yeah!
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I know, it's a big, big honor.
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ha
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I know
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Oh yeah
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big, big news
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So anyway, I will be, you know, I didn't make any money off the video.
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Yeah, I know, copyright *chuckle*
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Yeah, can't use other people's footage *chuckle*
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Yeah, it's almost like some other family copyrighted the content and took the money...
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No no no, so I'll donate anyway because I didn't ma-
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I know, I'm a saint.
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I'm donating anyway.
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So, just send me your Paypal account
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uh, Western Union
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I'll be donating, you're taken care of.
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So what is up guys, my name is Top Extract and today we're doing kind of a sad topic.
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I didn't guess that based on the sad music. (there was no sad music)
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The sad piano really sold it for me
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oh
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Today, we're doing kind of a sad topic.
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*intense sad music*
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What is up guys, my name is Top Extract and today we're doing kind of a sad topic.
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ohh
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So sad
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Now, you might be asking why I'm doing this video-
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Yes, I am and I would love your answer.
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It's for a couple of reasons-
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Okay, a couple of reasons, great, let's hear them.
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So, reason number one-
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Ad sense
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There are actually some really smaller YouTubers that you guys have definitely not heard about
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that have, unfortunately, passed away during 2016.
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So this video is for those guys and to give back to those families because
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out of all the revenue I'm getting from this video,
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I'm gonna donate it straight to those families that were affected.
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Just don't make the video.
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Just don't make the video.
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If you want to make a positive cause for these families that lost someone tragically,
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there are better ways to go about it then a fu-, ya know
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I can't tell you why, maybe like a GoFundMe or some shit
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but a Top 5 video...
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That doesn't go top 5 on my top 5 best ways to go about someone tragically dying in 2016, all right.
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And I just want to help out, pretty much
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because out of every sad situation, something nice should happen.
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And I think this should be our way of giving back to those people.
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At least I know when I die, I'm gonna make it to the top 5 YouTubers who died list.
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And I can't wait for, uh
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For this guy to contact my family and just say
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"Hey..."
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"I got you."
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It's so fucking stupid, the fact that this video doesn't have more dislikes
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To me, it's fucking beyond me.
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There's also Top 10 YouTubers who were MURDERED
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Hey guys, what's up it's John here and a new microphone and today we're gonna be-
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HE'S GOT A NEW MICROPHONE
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YES
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I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR HIM
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*groan*
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FINALLY
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It must have been that other top 10 murder list that really got it.
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Looking at 10 YouTubers who were murdered.
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We're gonna be looking at people who were killed because of their YouTube videos
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and some other YouTubers who were killed by other reasons.
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This list is pretty sad, but I'm gonna try and present it in the most sensitive way possible.
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Yeah, I can tell by the tone of your fucking voice.
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*happy music*
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Hey, guys!
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This video is pretty sad!
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Here are videos from some of the channels, but a lot of them have been deleted.
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Please drop a like if you enjoyed, let's aim for 2,000 likes on this video.
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There's just no shame in these fucking people...
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*chuckle*
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How can you make a top 10 list and start it off with
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"I got a new microphone"
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and "Remember to hit 'like'"
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haha
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"Let's get 2,000!!"
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Alright, now let's get into number 10
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And how do you rank people's deaths?
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Think about that concept for a second.
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You're basically saying well, Keith Ratliff died, but it wasn't as important
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as, you know, Christina Grimmie.
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Do you guys think I'd be at #1 on a top 10?
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Yeah?
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Think it'd be tragic?
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Maybe I'd go in a real tragic way so I get #1.
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Sure, jeez, I sure hope I get #1.
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This whole thing just bums me out.
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10 everyday things you need to stop doing
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Your fucking channel
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How about we start with that.
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And I know you might justify these videos as in the sense like
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"oh, well there's no ads on it so I'm not making any ad sense"
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And people saying,
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"oh, I have ads on it, but I'm gonna donate it to the families"
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Ad sense doesn't stop, it's something that you keep collecting depending more views.
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Are you telling me that you're constantly donating money to these families
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based on, ya know, every month you get more ad revenue from the video?
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I sincerely doubt it.
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And if you're saying that
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"ok, well, you know what"
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Even if you're justifying it in a way that's like
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"ok well I don't have ads on the video so I'm not gaining anything personally from it"
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Yeah you fucking do.
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If you get 60 millions views on your video, people are gonna click on more of your videos
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or subscribe to your channel because they found your content.
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fuck me
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This is so incredibly dumb.
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Anyway guys
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This video doesn't have any ads on it so
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I'm not benefiting from criticizing these...
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top 10 list videos that are not benefiting from anything.
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And if you see ads on the video
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ha ha ha
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ha ha ha
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That's, uhh
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That's a glitch.