Top 10...

Videos

My favourite content,

on ALL of Youtube!

Where else could I possibly know,

what the TOP 10 SECRET YOUTUBE TALENTS are?

Where else could I know,

what the f- TOP 5 YOUTUBERS WHO DESTROYED THEIR PLAYBUTTON...

How else can I find the TOP 5 YOUTUBERS WHO CAUGHT GHOSTS IN THEIR VIDEOS?!

*Heavenly Music*

Thank God

For Top 10 Videos

*Cringy YouTuber* Counting down the Top 5

Richest Youtubers-

Hey everybody!

*Alien Noises*

Today we gonna talk about,

Uh

The Top 5 YooToobers

That....

Didn't...

Suck dick for views. *eh, you don't?*

Hey everybody!

Today we are gonna talk about the Top 10,

YooToobers

that

DON'T LIKE CHEESEBURGERS!

How's it going everyone!

Today we are gonna talk about the

Top 10

Male YouTubers that look hot in bikinis. *pewds*

Today we are gonna talk about the Top 10 YooToober haircuts.

*jumpscare*

And it's all clickbait as well

You know fair enough...

ahahahahahahahahahahaha

I may clickbait a little bit

But it's like "Top 10 most expensive YouTube Supercars"

And then there's me in the fucking thing,

and he is like,

implying that that's my car,

When I don't- when I drive a fucking shitty Mini

I need to buy a new car I know but

like, I genuinly have not much interest in cars,

and you're using MY FUCKING NAME

and likeness

FOR THIS SHIT?!

Alright today we're gonna review some of my...

Top

TOP

TOP 10

Shittiest Top 10 lists.

That involve me though,

There are, trust me, there's some,

There is way worse.

And I want to point out they,

They've all been kind of nice to me,

so I don't want to shit completely on them,

you know that wouldn't

that wouldn't be fair to me to shit back.

YO what's going on guys

This is Mr. Top 5 and today in this video-

YOOO

WHAT UP GUYS

IT'S MR. FIIIIIVE

TOP

*alien noises*

Top

five

YouTubers that don't listen to country music.

Starting at number one, Zoella.

That bitch doesn't listen to country music.

*chuckle*

Top

SIX

YouTuber

that doesn't like when I stick my finger

up my asshole.

Starting with your boy, Mr. Top 5.

Don't like it, feels weird.

I love this, of course there's one of people who died.

*clap*

*clap*

Oh, it's not just who died, it's in 2016.

TOP

FIVE

YOUTUBERS

that DIED

AW THEY FUCKING DIED

that's a top 5, top 5 right there

wait, how many died, c'mon

aw, fuck I can't make a top 10 out of that

DAMMIT

Nine

Really?

Really?

REALLY

Did you have to make that out of people who died?

Did you have to take the fact that people passed away

and make your fucking top 10 list out of it?

fuck you

*mildly intense intro music*

I like, uh, you know nothing says, uh, tragedy then uh

a giant fucking annotation that says "click this button this button to subscribe (it's free).

What is it, 2012?

what the fuck

So what is up guys, my name is Top Extract and

today, we're doing kind of a sad topic-

"This video got copyrighted, I won't make any money"

aw AWW *moan*

*sad music*

NO!

*barf noise*

Can you believe it?

His video that profited out of the death of other people got copyrighted?

AW AINSLEY

Can you believe that?

That's AW what a-

Did you know that THAT'S the real tragedy here?

This shit happens to me all the time, it happens to YouTubers all the time,

the fact that he pointed it out in a video like this is fucking amazing.

"I'm donating my own money to the families"

Yeah, fuck off

Just fuck off

You didn't have to make this video.

So you're telling me that you're reaching out..

to five different families to donate money

to somehow justify the fact that you made a top 5 video out of their death?

Lemme just, lemme just guess how this conversation went.

Hey, it's your boy, uh, pimplyface69

Oh, from YouTube, you don't know me?

Oh, uh, okay well that's...

You don't fucking know me?

So I'm making a top 5 list of people that died on YouTube and I've got great news for you!

Uh, you're son made the list!

Yeah!

Yeah, that's amazing!

You wanna call your husband and tell him too?

Oh, that's fine, I'll wait.

Yeah YEAH he made it, he made the top 5 deaths!

Yeah!

I know, it's a big, big honor.

ha

I know

Oh yeah

big, big news

So anyway, I will be, you know, I didn't make any money off the video.

Yeah, I know, copyright *chuckle*

Yeah, can't use other people's footage *chuckle*

Yeah, it's almost like some other family copyrighted the content and took the money...

No no no, so I'll donate anyway because I didn't ma-

I know, I'm a saint.

I'm donating anyway.

So, just send me your Paypal account

uh, Western Union

I'll be donating, you're taken care of.

So what is up guys, my name is Top Extract and today we're doing kind of a sad topic.

I didn't guess that based on the sad music. (there was no sad music)

The sad piano really sold it for me

oh

Today, we're doing kind of a sad topic.

*intense sad music*

What is up guys, my name is Top Extract and today we're doing kind of a sad topic.

ohh

So sad

Now, you might be asking why I'm doing this video-

Yes, I am and I would love your answer.

It's for a couple of reasons-

Okay, a couple of reasons, great, let's hear them.

So, reason number one-

Ad sense

There are actually some really smaller YouTubers that you guys have definitely not heard about

that have, unfortunately, passed away during 2016.

So this video is for those guys and to give back to those families because

out of all the revenue I'm getting from this video,

I'm gonna donate it straight to those families that were affected.

Just don't make the video.

Just don't make the video.

If you want to make a positive cause for these families that lost someone tragically,

there are better ways to go about it then a fu-, ya know

I can't tell you why, maybe like a GoFundMe or some shit

but a Top 5 video...

That doesn't go top 5 on my top 5 best ways to go about someone tragically dying in 2016, all right.

And I just want to help out, pretty much

because out of every sad situation, something nice should happen.

And I think this should be our way of giving back to those people.

At least I know when I die, I'm gonna make it to the top 5 YouTubers who died list.

And I can't wait for, uh

For this guy to contact my family and just say

"Hey..."

"I got you."

It's so fucking stupid, the fact that this video doesn't have more dislikes

To me, it's fucking beyond me.

There's also Top 10 YouTubers who were MURDERED

Hey guys, what's up it's John here and a new microphone and today we're gonna be-

HE'S GOT A NEW MICROPHONE

YES

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR HIM

*groan*

FINALLY

It must have been that other top 10 murder list that really got it.

Looking at 10 YouTubers who were murdered.

We're gonna be looking at people who were killed because of their YouTube videos

and some other YouTubers who were killed by other reasons.

This list is pretty sad, but I'm gonna try and present it in the most sensitive way possible.

Yeah, I can tell by the tone of your fucking voice.

*happy music*

Hey, guys!

This video is pretty sad!

Here are videos from some of the channels, but a lot of them have been deleted.

Please drop a like if you enjoyed, let's aim for 2,000 likes on this video.

There's just no shame in these fucking people...

*chuckle*

How can you make a top 10 list and start it off with

"I got a new microphone"

and "Remember to hit 'like'"

haha

"Let's get 2,000!!"

Alright, now let's get into number 10

And how do you rank people's deaths?

Think about that concept for a second.

You're basically saying well, Keith Ratliff died, but it wasn't as important

as, you know, Christina Grimmie.

Do you guys think I'd be at #1 on a top 10?

Yeah?

Think it'd be tragic?

Maybe I'd go in a real tragic way so I get #1.

Sure, jeez, I sure hope I get #1.

This whole thing just bums me out.

10 everyday things you need to stop doing

Your fucking channel

How about we start with that.

And I know you might justify these videos as in the sense like

"oh, well there's no ads on it so I'm not making any ad sense"

And people saying,

"oh, I have ads on it, but I'm gonna donate it to the families"

Ad sense doesn't stop, it's something that you keep collecting depending more views.

Are you telling me that you're constantly donating money to these families

based on, ya know, every month you get more ad revenue from the video?

I sincerely doubt it.

And if you're saying that

"ok, well, you know what"

Even if you're justifying it in a way that's like

"ok well I don't have ads on the video so I'm not gaining anything personally from it"

Yeah you fucking do.

If you get 60 millions views on your video, people are gonna click on more of your videos

or subscribe to your channel because they found your content.

fuck me

This is so incredibly dumb.

Anyway guys

This video doesn't have any ads on it so

I'm not benefiting from criticizing these...

top 10 list videos that are not benefiting from anything.

And if you see ads on the video

ha ha ha

ha ha ha

That's, uhh

That's a glitch.