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  • UGH!..

  • Family friendly f..(jibberish)

  • sorry I didn't think

  • Family friendly Felix!

  • Welcome!

  • Welcome, everyone! Clap it up! (applause)

  • Clap it up, everybody!

  • Family friendly Felix here!

  • And I'm just!- I don't know how to make it stop.. (applause stops)

  • Um..

  • I'm not making any money.

  • As you may not know, there's an adpocalypse going on right now.

  • There's no ads on Youtube.

  • No ads. Okay?

  • They're all gone, they all pulled out.

  • Because apparently, there was... uh ads on a racist video.

  • So everyone was like, "UH I'm out."

  • Aright.

  • There's, there's what? 9 billion videos on Youtube?

  • AH, that one that said racist on it!

  • Nope!

  • I'm out!

  • 1 out of 9 billion

  • Fuck you!

  • If you see an ad on this video...

  • You praise that shit, like the fucking sun.

  • Okay?

  • Praise that shit, boi

  • I want you to suck that.... FAMILY FRIENDLY FELIX HERE

  • by the way...

  • I want you to

  • gently...make sweet ....*blanks*

  • Family friendly ...

  • uhm

  • *laughs nervously*

  • need to learn how to use this fuckin sound board

  • Alright so lets have a look here and see what

  • did my last video make

  • on ads.

  • a hundred dollars?!

  • *gun shot*

  • the irony here is that i made more on youtube red revenue

  • So! check out my new show...uh..

  • oh wait, fuck

  • uh...they fucked that up too

  • the news outlet that broke

  • this story about

  • uh....the racist video

  • was none other...the enemy of YouTube

  • *laughs*

  • The wall street journal.. I'm not kidding

  • they're back at it again

  • remember when I... I

  • did the whole *fuck you finger*

  • try again mother fuckers

  • (try again mother fuckers)

  • you weren't supposed to actually do it

  • WHAT THE HELL MAN

  • GODDAMNIT!

  • FUCK

  • FUCKING YOUTUBE RED. I'm fucked.

  • oka ...im just..dont panic

  • I'm sure no one else is panicking

  • "I declare war on the Wall Street Journal'

  • OKAY maybe people are panicking

  • just a little bit.....just a LITTLE bit

  • thats fine... desperate times call... comes desperate measurements

  • and FAMILY FRIENDLY FELIX got a plan

  • boi

  • I got a..

  • I've got a... I've got a plan

  • how did we do it back in the day?

  • ok?

  • HOW did they do it back in the good ol' day of youtube 7 years ago?

  • *shows a video from 10 years ago* THIS is the content we need to go back to

  • ok?

  • this is..

  • 10 TIMES BETTER

  • "charlie bit me"

  • its genius...its brilliant

  • its...almost a billion views.

  • *knocking* my sound board's not..

  • *JACK SPEDICY'S INTRO* OHHHHH...

  • MINECRAFT. The game i have been avoiding since i started youtube

  • MINECRAFT

  • the BEST game in the goddamn world

  • MINECRAFT

  • THATS what people want.

  • MINECRAFT

  • more MINECRAFT. we need more MINECRAFT

  • FINALLY i am going to play minecraft

  • i haven't played it..in i dont know how many years

  • i refuse to play it but here..... *look intensifies*

  • £18?

  • i cant afford that ._.

  • LUCKILY im swedish...and i have a secret..secret...uh...secret plan

  • for this .-.

  • doesn't wait...doesn't windows come with..

  • OH it does

  • it does okay...

  • cool ._.

  • HEY ITS CHEAPER

  • oh fuck that...free trial

  • " Add your microsoft.."

  • I DONT HAVE A MICROSOFT ACCOUNT

  • its THIS hard to be family friendly

  • ok...aw fuck, ok

  • toms....toms guide. YES

  • this is what i wanted

  • YESSS

  • I QUIT. I QUIT

  • im now living in the minecraft world

  • HELLO SHEEP you'll be my new friend

  • they do roleplaying when they play minecraft so they do like funny voices

  • "hellooo i am sheep. HA! le memes"

  • there wa-

  • sheep what did you build over there?

  • "i dont know"

  • See im really good at this..

  • im REALLY good at this

  • AWH hell AWH...

  • GODDAMNIT SHEEP

  • you gone get it

  • you gone get it....you gone get it boy

  • i beat the shit out of you

  • fuck piece of shit

  • fuck piece of...goddamnit

  • NO REGRATS

  • *dab to the sad music*

  • *switches to minecraft music*

  • people play this game everyday?

  • alright then

  • *breaking grass blocks*

  • i guess if im gonna live in the new minecraft world i need to build a house

  • this is where i live now

  • ok

  • alright...goddamnit

  • its gonna be...pretty fucking cool guys

  • i mean...pretty cool...pretty SWELL (that save tho)

  • and also just know that there is not

  • a platform and services related to virtual communities in which members interact primarily on the internet

  • okay?

  • this is NOT that

  • you know im actually enjoying the game which makes me think maybe i have autism after all?

  • im building a wall!

  • im building a wall..

  • if trumps not gonna do it

  • Family friendly felix is gonna do it

  • alright we're gonna build a wall

  • you know that concept with family friendliness?

  • people aren't just gonna go back on it okay?

  • the reason why people love youtube

  • is because...

  • it's free and it's open

  • and you can say whatever you want

  • it's not like television where everything is behind executive producers

  • and people telling "no you cant say that!"

  • because then we'll do this

  • and "no you cant say that" sadjhasdjl

  • it seems like youtube..

  • is forced to turning into television at this point

  • thats gonna be bad for everyone

  • you want youtube to continue being a free platform

  • i would want youtube to be...a free platform

  • i understand that advertises need to feel like

  • they're spending money and it's not showing up on racist videos

  • i understand that 100%

  • like..thats a terrible thing, if i was spending money

  • and i saw my ads showing up on racist videos i would be like *wtf*

  • but the whole thing is just so..massivly overblown

  • it's so typical

  • for these things to just get way bigger then they should be, in the media

  • talking first hand here. It's...its like what?

  • 5 videos they discovered...i...based on the whole platform?

  • there's like what? 9 billion videos on youtube

  • and..and people are worried about five

  • I agree its.. like its still a problem

  • but is it...ugh

  • should everyone on the platform be

  • affected by 5 racist dudes?

  • EGH

  • that just doesn't really make sense to me..at least

  • im sure youtube will b-bounce back and i hope..

  • I PRAY

  • for everyone

  • thats a smaller channel

  • that they can hang in there for now

  • uhhh.... because

  • i used to be at a point on youtube

  • where i was so dependent on my next paycheck

  • i didnt have anything set up. i had just started off

  • and i-i needed that monthly paycheck so...

  • this month, most likely a lot of creators are not gonna get paid

  • so its weird to combat that

  • just a lil bit

  • uh...i wanted to do another shout out competition. ive done a couple in the past.

  • so if you're interested in getting a shoutout

  • uhhh...they been...they've been successful

  • and pretty good so.

  • check out the link in the description

  • there's specific rules and i really appreciate that you go by them

  • uh, make sure that you are quick and concise

  • with.. following them

  • if theres too much text im not going to have time to read it

  • and im just going to have to skip it. no smugness intended

  • but im...but im fine

  • like...im not going to stop making videos just because im not making money

  • i...i meant it when i said

  • i-i do it because i love it...and

  • THAT BENG SAID

  • IF YOU SEE AN AD

  • AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Praise, Praise, Praise the sun

  • also uhm

  • going to twitch now...pft *laughs*

  • i decided this before. okay?

  • before anything, so don't read-ed it the wrong way

  • but i-i wanted to start doing streams on twitch

  • so uh...we are gonna do a weekly stream

  • over at twitch, its starts... SUNDAY

  • this sunday i mean...

  • so uhm over at youtube.com/netglow

  • netglow is the brand that i wanted to create

  • thaaahht i wanted revelmode to be

  • but no one liked the name

  • check the...i mean netglow

  • it means cooler on the internet then in person

  • i think thats a pretty fucking perfect name

  • so its going to be...

  • a streaming show once a week

  • potentially more... i really want it to be something

  • AHHHHH sort of like we did with revel mode or like we did with cringemas cause that was so much fun

  • uh so definitely be sure to check that out

  • come show your support

  • uh...PRAISE..ya know

  • and all that stuff-

  • *dat face

UGH!..

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