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Hey.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Where's the anime avatars?
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"Uh.. I does she count as anime?"
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Quick. Quick where's the ani- anime?
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"Oh my god no nO."
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"Just give me a second mate."
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I need the anime avatars.
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"You need to move o-"
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Hurry up! "Can't take you there..."
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"Cant take you there!"
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[Screaming]
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Hey hey hey, where's the anime girls?
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Take me to him. *Creeper* "Would you like some help sir?" Yes, please, I'm stuck help. Oh.
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Thank you. Thank you so much Finally. OH, sorry.
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*Creeper* "I will take you to the light." Okay. Can you pull, pull god damn it? Pull. EGH
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*Creeper* "I'm trying."
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PULL IT OUT! EHBLEGHEGHEGHEEEEEEE [Screaming] [Or being possessed by a demon]
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I guess I'm stuck on the ground forever.
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"You can do it." It worked everyone yaaaay! Now, where is the anime?
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"Hey SaladAss."
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*Puberty Pewds* What up man?
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"What's your favorite whiskey?" It's none of your god *voice crack* damn business ok? [TRIGGERED]
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Why am I so fucking short." No you're not."
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"You're just falling...You, moron.." Excuse me?
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"Why you crawling get of your fucking ass."
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D-don't... "Get up." I'm trying. "Get up." I can't!
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"Are your legs failing you? Are your real life legs failing you? Grab onto something. Here grab my fucking hands."
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Oh?
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"No you're not getting that till you stand up." [Mouse talking indistinctly in background]
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You know what.
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Okay alright, okay, okay? "Ahh ahhh ahh" [Ear Rape Warning] EEEEEIIIIIIIII!
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What?! "Why are you a bloody robot?" Help me. Please.
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"Get the fuck up you moron!"
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Hey, hey, hey hey no need to swear. "No." No need to be so. "Now get up." I'm tryYying...
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"Now stop recording this nobody asked you to."
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I'm not doing anything... please...
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"I know you're recording because I'm recording."
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Eehe no no no y no no no ehie...
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"Step away from the vehicle."
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Eehhsschh...
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I just want it to be an anime girl. Hey level. [Smoochy] hey [smoochy].
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How ya doin, huh?
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How ya doing level?
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Huh? Cmon.
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"I'm doing good how are you doing?"
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Oh god it's another fucking trap! God daaymn.
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You look good.
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Can I...
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Can I touch you?
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Can I, can I, just a little flick on the nose, please.
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Please I haven't found it in a long time.
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[Moaning]
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Take me take me to your light.
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I want to be just like you. That's right I'll follow. Is it- is it through there? Through there?
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No?
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Yes or no.
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What are you trying to do? Oh gohegethre (Oh God- can I go through?)
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Hey, where's the anime girls?
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Where's the anime girls? You. Where's the anime girls? Fast. "U talk to me?"
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Yes I'm talking to you where the anime girls?
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"I dunno bro... there's one right here, there's one right here!"
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God dammit! Oh wow! Can I ride you? Hell yeah! Eh heh heh heh!
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Noo! Goh-wa ha ha ha!
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God daymn. Hey wonder lady. You want to snap me? Hey.
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Hey.
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Hello.
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'Scuse me you mind giving me a whip? Just a little whip, please?
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*Demon* "SAYPLESE"
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Pleeeeease! *Demon singsong* "Noowaayyy"
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Oh my god. What I gotta do here to just get a little whip on the ass. Eheh ts ts ts [snek laf].
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There we go. Thanks.
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FINally!
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Finally I'm an anime. Hey guys. Hello fellow anime fans. I am an anime as well.
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"Are you sure-h?"
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Yes, of course I'm sure. You didn't see my... anime?
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"Yo guys guys guys guys guys, listen up, listen up please."
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"This is for you my friends, this is for you." ['Gopnik' by DJ Blyatman plays]
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[Gopnik continues playing]
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[Silence]
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[Suffer Music]
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How did this game get so fucking cancer?
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Oh my god, you can draw. That is so cool.
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[Indistinct chatter]
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Thank you
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[Chatter continues]
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Alright
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[Manly Japanese speaking]
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Hey! Give that back right now! Give it back! Give it back!
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Hey.
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I'll fuck your wife. [Manly coward scream] Son of a bi-.
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[At the same time] "Why hello there" "Well hello there" "Hello there"
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Well hello there?
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[Multiple echoing] "Well hello there" Well hello there" Well hello there"
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Well hello there?
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[Multiple echoing] "Well hello there" Well hello there" Well hello there"
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Well hello there. *Siri* "Gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang."
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"Gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci-" [Speaking gibberish over Siri voice]
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Mah bitch love do cocaine. (Respect your WAHMEN Pewds!)
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[Imitating Markiplier] HelloOo everybody my name is MaAaAarkiplier.
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"Oh dno I can't believe... [indistinct]"
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What the fuck? [Suffer music] "Why are we still here? Just to suffer?"
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How much you bench, bro? "He benches me." He bench-
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Oh let me show me that shit dawg. I bet you couldn't even bench more than me.
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Aw you scaared now? You scayed? What is this all plastic?
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Hey.
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You see this?
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You see this? I kick the shit out of anyone. *Pubescent voice cracking* "Is that PewDiePie what the fuck?"
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No it's MaaaAAAaarkiplier....?
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"Oh... oh no it's Saladass, my bad I got confused."
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Yeah that's right. That righ- its-.
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tseh
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"So-" What? Oh- Oh-
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Oki- eh- I-
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"Learn space-" I'm try- "Learn the way of the humans."
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I'm try- I can- ehhhhhh....
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They- they-
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OHHHHH
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Someone touched mEH. Does any one of you wanna see me dance. "Yes, yes." You like this.
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"I like to -- you..." [Indistinct chatter] [Choking dragon screeches]
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You like this?
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"Please-" "Yeah-"
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Hey anime bitch get the fuck off this is my stage.
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[More chatter] "We don't need no anime chIcKs we got box o piiiiiiiiddsss(?) right heeaer!"
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That's right!
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That's right!
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[Many laughing] "We got got a can o beeeaaans!"
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Hey don't touch! That'll cost you. No, no, no.
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"Yeaeeh! Beaanns!"
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Get away boi!
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Fuckin' perv!
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"Alright alright hr heh"
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God damn watching you.
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*British* "It's fuckin liiit!"
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What the fucks this...
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[Background] "Can we kill the alien?"
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Who said that?
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Racist!
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Racist!
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[Background] "I'm hungry! Hungry!"
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How did this game get so fucking cancer?
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Like out of nowhere.
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Guys guys I'm a virgin.
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Can someone, please help me.
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God damn!
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Look etch'u!
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You're gorgeous!
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Wow, what is your name lil' girl?
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"PewDiePie."
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No its MaaaAAaarkiplier.
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Wow.
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"Yo, are you touching an under-aged girl?"
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No she's no- I'm not touching!
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It's not illegal! [Pop] AHGHHHH
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"Hey don't fucking touch an under-aged little girrrrl."
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"Yeah, why are you doing that?"
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I will touch as many under-aged girls that I want!
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Alright?
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"Sounds like PewDiePie!"
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No I'm MaaArkipli-
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[Chattering about Pewds]
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Oh my god, it's it's Maarkiplier...
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Is- it's Markiplier here!
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What are you talking about!?
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[Losing it] No it's not! It's not fucking PewDiePie I'm the Maaarkiplier!
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I'm done! [Laughing]
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Okay, okay, all right. I won't touch any more anime girls. All right. I'm sor- What?! Put the gun down!
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Thank you.
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Hey, hey knuckles girl.
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Show me how I can become like you.
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Oh, my, fucking god.
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Oh,
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[Loud Laughter]
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YEEEEEEAAHHHH
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"You're a fucking anime girl dude."
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Why you got a problem with anime girls?
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Hello there, I see you're an anime babe yourself. "Hello"
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Hello.
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*Mystical man* "I'm a can of beans and I can look up at your existence."
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Hey, don't look up anywhere don't all right? What the fuck are you?
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"Oh yes."
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Can I touch you? *Pervy sexual* "Mmm this is a good." Yes?
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"This is- this is good" This is good?
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"This is good. Pure." This is good? "Yeees." This is good? Yeah?
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You like this?
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"Yess." Uh huh?
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"Deeper." Ah?
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"Oh my god I can't see."
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"But, it's good." [Background bear] "What are you doing Pewdiepie??"
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Ey, ey! We not doing anything!
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What the fuck is my character?
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Ey ey ey ey you got it wrong I eat you, you don't eat me all right? I'm not stretching out my arm
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what the fuck is this?
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"I like eating ass."
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So do I.
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You like knuckles?
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[French] Eh ben.. Les enfants on s'en fout.. Ah ! [English] Well.. We don't care of children.. Ah !
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[French] Je m'a- je m'appelle knuckle. [English] I am- I am a knuckle.
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[French] Je voudrais.. [English] I'd like to.. [French] Quoi, tu t'appelles qui ? [English] What's your name ?
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[French] Je voudrais une knuckles.. [English] I'd like to have a knuckles..
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[French]. Voulez-vous-
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coucher avec Knuckle ? *Do you want to sleep with Knuckle ?*
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[Chuckling]
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Si ? *yes ?* Je suis sur le livechat ? *I am on the livechat ?
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"Non non non." ("No no no.")
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No. Oui oui oui. (Yes yes yes.) [French] "Non." ("No.")
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Oui oui ouiii. "Non non." (Yes yes yessss.) ("No no.")
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Ohhhh. Tres bein. (Very good.) Ohhhh... "Nooooo...."
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Ohoohhh [Demonic French gibberish]
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Coucher avec knuckles! (You sleep with knuckles.(?))
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Cos- [Tiny Frenchman scream]
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Heh. Ouiouiouiouioui. (Yesyesyesyesyes.)
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[Demonic Pewds] Ehhhhhhehhhhhhh.
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Ehh.
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I got baguettes.
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[Trying to demon French gibberish]
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Cmon.
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Mais c'est un enfant ? *But it's a children ?] [Also choking demon in the background?]
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Cmon. [Laughing]
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Okay, I think that's enough VR Chat.