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  • Where has he been?

  • When will he return?

  • The prophecy foretells of the coming of a dark age... (oh boy).

  • An age when he will be missing, but the prophecy foretells one more thing....

  • Look now closely.

  • Closely into your own heart.

  • Into your own mind.

  • Into your own soul.

  • And there he is. (BACK FROM JAPAN AYY)

  • There, he has always been.

  • Waiting.

  • Forever.

  • With you.

  • Inside you. (um)

  • A part of you. (errrm)

  • Always.

  • *amazing entrance by papa pewds*

  • *laughs in Swedish*

  • I'm back

  • Oh.

  • He was just in the closet the whole time. (we can now officially say he came out of the closet)

  • Hello everyone, it's me!

  • Thank you for welcoming me back.

  • I've been away a couple of days. (A WHOLE DAMN WEEK)

  • It's been, it's been good, had a good time...

  • YAY LWIAY

  • That's right, we're going to look at more memes together. (relationship goals)

  • Probably they're all going to be outdated because uh

  • It's been a WEEK (that was such a painful week.)

  • Memes uh, if any memes in this year surpasses one week lifetime, that would be great

  • That would just be great (okay connoisseur)

  • We gonna go through the GREEN SCREEN COMPEtiTION

  • Let's ?? begin ??????????

  • Somebody toucha ma sPaGhEtT *ear rape*

  • Well, what did I say (laughs)

  • Should I just go back?

  • I'll go back, I need another time.

  • Hi, I'm Renata Bliss and I'm your freestyle dance teacher

  • *poods at the club yes daddy*

  • Come on

  • *pewds making weird noises*

  • Guys

  • I think there's a dead body dere!

  • It'll be over soon

  • You don't wanna mess with ME! (come at me bro)

  • Oh classic fighting great

  • *epic fight ensues*

  • Wow

  • *KnOcKoUt*

  • (pewds laughs)

  • DAMN that was amazing

  • Wow

  • I could barely tell it was edited

  • Damn, so good waaw

  • (woman yelling) (axe chopping)

  • Hello, nice to meet you, wanna be friends?

  • I have an army of 60 million subscribers

  • (stab stab)

  • AGHHHHHHHHHGHHHHHHHHHH

  • Beautiful, it's just great.

  • Hey, oh my GOD

  • That's a battlecry

  • You don't wanna mess with me

  • I have an army of 60 million subscribers ?

  • Look at my muscles ?

  • Frah frah fraaah

  • What

  • So famous

  • Oh I want a full version! (same bro)

  • That was so good

  • OH MY GOD.

  • Someone spent hours on this, God damn. God bless you. Matt Jones, you earn this sub. God damn (let us have a moment of silence for our one, our only Matt Jones.)

  • Fol- follow me

  • Alright it's coming out of my ass

  • I run this way to (pants)

  • Oh it's a big one.

  • *death scream*

  • *this is the new pr0n*

  • It's a baebae

  • I love it so much.

  • You're gonna be such a great mother.

  • I'm gonna call him Jacksepticeye. (i ship it)

  • Beautiful

  • *good old "bike" meme*

  • Somebody toucha

  • I don't know, I don't know what to say Greg

  • *how pewds gained success*

  • Hey come on, come on

  • Have I told you about this chair btw?

  • Have I- I don't know if I introduced you my chair _| _/ __

  • It's 399 and it can...

  • Do a lot of things, it can do a lot of things, okay?

  • Woah

  • What made you decide to join the paratroopers?

  • I wanna fight you and steal all of your subscribers

  • JESUS

  • It's an easy company

  • It's time to stop

  • I'm just like where am I (paratrooper pewds) I will fight you

  • Heyy

  • HAAAAAAAHHHHH

  • I'm proud to serve each and every one of you

  • do you kno da wei (repeats)

  • Great great yes great.

  • Does anybody here kno da wei.

  • Hey guys I found DA WEI, follow me!

  • This man knows DA WEI, show me DA WEI.

  • That's right, in ya go. (what am i watching)

  • Imposta, you do not know da wei

  • Oh yeah, you think you so good huh

  • Yeah? You think you're tough? but CAN YOU DO THIS AAARGH (_| _/ __)

  • Wait, I'm running low on batteries

  • *ear rape warning*

  • Pewds: SPAGHETTTTTTTT Jack: JESUS CHRIST OH NO

  • OH NO

  • Aww poor Jack, did I scare you?

  • Did I scare you little Jackie boy?

  • Jackie boy got scared

  • By a video game

  • oooo it's so scared

  • I would never get scared by a video game because I'm a real man

  • My testosterone levels ‾ ; your testosterone levels _

  • Hello, nice to meet you, wanna be friends?

  • Hell no

  • Aww come on Piques

  • Oh yeah? but CAN YOU DO THIS?

  • *vine gunshot sound*

  • *more generic vine effects*

  • THREE NINETY NAINE

  • CAN YOU JUST BUY MY CHAIR PLEASE

  • IT'S 399

  • Oh you think you're so good huh

  • You think you're so good now huh

  • You think you're tough?

  • Huh? You think you're something

  • BUT CAN YOU DO DIS

  • *LIT MIXTAPE*

  • YES!

  • THREE NINETY NINE AND YOUR DEPRESSION WILL BE CURED

  • OF COURSE.

  • YES I am using.

  • mental illness to sell my chair

  • What

  • What, that's not

  • That's not okay?!

  • I love the movie edits

  • *pewds laughing*

  • I know where this is going

  • (echo) MEME ?? REVIEW ??

  • (echo) MEME ?? REVIEW ??

  • MEME ?? REVIEW ??

  • Cute, that was cute, very cute

  • "I hope Julia is very happy with her choice..." [Brazilian meme]

  • Holy cow this one got 11,000 uploads?

  • You don't wanna mess with me

  • Cuz imma fight you

  • What that's not true!

  • I have an army of 60M subscribers

  • Woah

  • They say that I'm faster than lightning itself

  • There's a dead body right there

  • Oh yeah, this was great

  • Dude: Alexa, what do you do?

  • I go through funny pictures, and go haha

  • That you guys make, you guys make pictures

  • Irrelevent dude: Awesome

  • Irrelevent dude: Alexa, play rock music

  • HEJ MONIKA HEYDIG MONIKA ♪ (had it on repeat for 4 hours, just now spelling lyrics correctly.)

  • Dude: Alexa stop

  • WhAt

  • Girl: Alexa, what time is it?

  • It's time for BONUS MEME✨ (papa bless)

  • Dude: It uses far-field technology, so it can hear you from anywhere in the room

  • Irrelevent dude: So it can just hear you anywhere?

  • Dude: Yes, well everyone can hear you anyway (ok uh that a lil creepy ;-;)

  • ABSOLUTE MADLAD!!!

  • Girl: Alexa, add wrapping paper to the shopping list

  • 399, that's a great price! (I'm PISSING)

  • Girl: Alexa, how many teaspoons are in a tablespoon?

  • 18 MIN-

  • No, no no OKAY

  • That was the green screen submissions (holololol)

  • Good job *laughs*

  • Give yourself a round of applause ??

  • We're back with the daily uploads (good bc if you didnt upload soon, i was going to fart out my heart. And pop my right lung.)

  • I had a great time when I was away, but I'm very happy to be back :)

  • Keep making videos

  • Did you miss me (yes ??)

  • Leave a like, and if you didn't, leave a like

  • Also, be sure to leave a like (i just made 3 different accounts and liked, and now im wasting my time writing this CC that no one will read. Rip.)

  • Can we get this video on trending? (COME ON SQUAD FAM)

  • And that's it for me for now

  • See you tomorrow with a new video (OH YES DADDY)

  • And as always

  • I'm going to go back

  • Where I sleep ;)

  • Have a great one, have a great time everybody

  • And remember

  • Leave a like

  • If you're depressed (Felix, you have cured my depression.)

  • Thank you

  • *i wanna sleep in that closet*

  • *evolution of le pewds*

  • ?

  • (why are you still here lolol bye im gonna read some smut)

  • ?

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PEWDIEPIE: THE RETURN - LWIAY #0023

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/07/01
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