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sskkKRaA
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sKrAaA
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skurt
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SKarRArRAR
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I'm 29 years old, everybody. Welcome to You Laugh You Lose.
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Let's
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frICKIN'
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DO
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T H I S , guys
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Accept this challenge by SMASHING LIKE
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On...
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*stroke*
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Smashing like on this video right FRICKIN' now if you're up for it. Unless you're a
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C o w a r d.
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I'm not afraid!
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Give me my life points. Look at that.
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Let the games begin.
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Hey, look at that, a Tik Tok video.
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GIRL: Don't...don't scroll on me okay??? Like, just listen. I wanna let you know
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that...If you don't think you're beautiful...
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Fine, I don't even care. That was amazing. Very creative, but it will not happen again. Mark my words.
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GIRL: Yeah you! Don't...don't scroll on me, okay? Like, just listen. I wanna let you know...
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that if you don't think you're beautif... (Felix laughs like an elephant)
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FELIX: Wait, wait, wait, what is this thing? This is like a breakup? "And you were just...
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"someone to make bets about. Didn't care. I wanted you to talk to me the next day."
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Okay, um...
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"Awful to hear that a girl is interested in you."
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(people in video laugh) (Felix laughs)
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Ugh. I'm not off for a good start, am I? It's okay. I got a few sleeves up my...
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n e c k...(?)
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This is the second most savage thing you can send to a breakup text, just...
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"N O T E D. "
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Moving on!
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BOY: ...Crackhead has been outside my door for like 10 minutes, already called the cops, and he's still f***** here.
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(knocking from outside) Open the door!
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What do you want?
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I'm already Tracer! (XDDDDDD) (what about widowmaker)
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(rawr XD)
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My man knows some fire music, man. "Even crackhead know that the dankest memes."
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MAN: Have you seen Armand Christophe? Don't worry, we'll get him.
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(sure)
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(s p l o n c h )
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FELIX: (Elephant laugh)
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*quieter splonch uwu*
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MAN: Can I help you?
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(s p l o n c h 3 )
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FELIX: We'll get 'em!
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One day.
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After we enjoy this wonderful bath.
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I freakin' love Oblivion, guys. If you guys...if you guys have not subscribed to Bacon_ ,
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I don't know what to tell you, man.
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(boy coughing and spitting)
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BOY: Hey, can someone throw me another Capri-Sun?
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Y E E T
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oh, oh, oh, f*** (dies a slow painful death)
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Careful what you wish for, *mmm*. This is a meme that is a lesson to learn for everyone.
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You may think you wanna Capri-Sun, but do you really?
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Goddamn. That was, that was hard. I'm not gonna lie, that was so freakin hard, but I pulled through and I made it.
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Are you still in the game?
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SKIPPER: Well boys, we did it. Racism is no more.
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OBAMA: Hello, Skipper.
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SKIPPER: Mr. Obama, what are you doing here?
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OBAMA: I came here to thank you for your great service to this country.
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SKIPPER: No thanks necessary, Mr. Obama.
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OBAMA: As a token of my gratitude. I'd like to give you the n-word pass.
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SKIPPER: Mr. Obama, it is an honor to call you my...
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FELIX: No, no, no, no.
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Moving on, everybody. This is going great. I'm still alive, still kicking it. It's incredible,
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how I never lost one of these. I never lost a You Laugh You Lose. You keep losing them all the time!
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(rock music)
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Okay, moving on!
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BONGO CAT: We'll each need to take down about ten!
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THANOS: Still your fear! It's now or never!
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OBUNGA: We'll win this. I know we will!
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FELIX: Obunga! I haven't seen him in years.
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The hand that smash!
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(electric charging and zapping noises)
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FELIX IN VIDEO: Meme review! (explosion) (Felix laughs)
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FELIX: Oh yeah! Screw you, Markiplier!
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Is anyone gonna make it? Come on, T-Series.
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DAMN! Damn it! Damn it! How could I miss one?!
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ddddttdt!! It doesn't work!
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It's okay, it's okay. It's okay. All right.
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Everyone's gonna die, it doesn't matter. T-Series will die too.
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Oh no, T-Series isn't a physical being, it's a corporate entity that could technically live on forever. Oh, God.
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Oh, God!
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Damn it!
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(players laugh) FELIX: Oh, God.
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Kill it!
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He becomes a stripper, very nice!
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Good meme! Good old classic... man, I need to do more videos with VR, they're so funny.
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(unintelligible old man laughs and noises)
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Come on.
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He has such a beautiful laugh. There's no way you can't. Come on.
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MAN: You there! Stop where you are. Stay on the rocks! Don't step on the sand, it makes the ant lions crazy!
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FELIX: I don't think you can save... oh. (laughs)
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MAN: Stop it, Freeman!
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FELIX: Freeman, please.
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MAN: No! Please... no. No! Noo! Nooooo!
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FELIX: Naw, that's what I'm saying, he dies anyway. It doesn't matter. Stop crying, it's okay, it's a video game. it's a video game!
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God, ants aren't real! Jesus Christ...
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MAN: Faster than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a locomotive!
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...and it's strong enough to pick up pancake!
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FELIX: Oh my God. (laughs)
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Goddammit!
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What? My lettuce!
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MAN: ...wet food, pet hair, or Thai sticky rice. It even sweeps slippery ice.
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FELIX: Ice?!
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MAN: It's so light, I can pick up a mess using my pinky!
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FELIX: Wow, with your pinky!
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MAN: The Hurricane Spin Room is whisper quiet, and...
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FELIX: Can I pick up my dog?
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MAN: ...swivels around furniture quick and easy, with no cords and no batteries.
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FELIX: BATTERIES!!
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MAN: The secret is triple-brush technology that uses centrifugal...
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FELIX: Watch, it can pick up everything!
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MAN: ...force, combined with a rotating action to sweep up everything in its path.
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FELIX: Holy frick, dude!
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MAN: Just push to empty in the trash...
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FELIX: I'm freaking out over here!
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MAN: ...your hands never touch the mess. And the Spin Broom has a mega-mouth, that's big enough...
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FELIX: MEGA MOUTH!!
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MAN: ...to pick up a ham sandwich! Look at that!
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FELIX: HAM SANDWICH!! (laughs)
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MAN: The giant corner brushes clean along baseboards and toe kicks with...
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MAN: Even vinyl! It gets into the grout lines, leaving nothing behind. And the fold-flat handle...
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FELIX: What about the pancakes?
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MAN: ...lets you easily reach...
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FELIX: What about the pancakes?!
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MAN: ...between and under furniture. And it's strong enough to pick up pancake!
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FELIX: (laughing uncontrollably) "Honey, I dropped a couple of large batteries, get the spin broom!"
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I think it's safe to say I lost, I definitely lost.
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Please, Brad ~sama. Please. Can I get another life?
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Oh, thank you, kind sir.
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Looks like I'm still in the game! Ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (old man laugh)
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MAN: 7 + 6 is 12, or 7 + 6 are 12?
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7 + 6 is 12.
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Well, it all depends on how you look at it, because from another perspective, it's 12, and from another perspective are 12.
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Do you understand? It's like the criteria and the fundamentals you have as a person determine if it "is" or "are".
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FELIX: The criteria or the fundamentals as a person will affect the answer of this mathematical question.
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Absolute mad lad.
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(Italian speech)
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FELIX: "I am the shape of Dark Souls...2?"
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(starts off in Italian but then crazy yelling)
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(chuckling and possible dying inside)
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Who is this Italian animator that do... always do these amazing ones?
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I want to know the source for this. Those are always great.
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(crazy yelling)
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Okay, let's look at the result.
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Wow, it looks like I beat you again. How about that?
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Now you have to smash like, subscribe, and hit the bell button. That was it for me for now,
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hope you guys enjoyed this video of SKRATTAR DU!!
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Leave a comment if you skratta, leave a comment if you förlora, and I will see you guys next week. Goodbye!