AGH

Hey hows it going BRAS?

What the ffuuck is good

what the ffffFUCK (that voice crack) is good

*Shoot himself*

*finally kills himself*

Welcome back to Resident Evil

We're getting there

That's right, we're getting there boys...

And girls

I don't wanna discriminate my female audience

Now

Apparently ...

Ahh you know what, fuck it let's just go

Okay what do we got here?

Uhh.. we need the crank, for fucks sake

So.. i read the comments.. and..uh..

appreciate the spoilers by the way that's very nice

There we go..

apparently there's gonna be a choice soon..

between.. uhm..

if i should choose Mia or Zoe

Uh... I would pick Zoe, y'know

100%

Cuz Mia she's just a crazy fucking bitch

Like I would not stick my dick in that (*-*)

She's... she lost it, alright

What kind of weird disease would you get

I don't know

Is that weird for me to comment about these things?

I think it is a little weird (O_o)*Maybe*

Im just being painfully uh.. uh honest okay

Zoe however..

y'know

We haven't seen her be fucking weird and shit

actually she, ah for fuck's sake another one of these? .-.

where do I go then?

there better not be any fucking crocodiles and shi-

there's another bridge here, okay

it's a puzzle, ain't it?

INNIT (ಠ⌣ಠ)

I can't stop saying innit it now

because of that fucking video I did with Ken

Here we go

We're gonna have a gun fucking ready

You never know what's gonna pop up in this game

Got my one ammo gun.

AYE!!!!!

(Laughs crazily)

BOX! (ಠ⌣ಠ)

Hell yes!

Speaking of low on ammo

We can change ammo

And now we have a lot more-

(gasps)

BOX! (ಠ⌣ಠ)

Hell yeah motherfucka!

Alright doing pretty well so far.

What do you think?

You know I can't hear you if you don't fucking speak

Jesus Christ

(Laughs excitedly)

Ah shit!

BOX! (ಥ⌣ಥ)

Atleast they don't fucking explode this time.

I need this fucking crank all the time.

It making me cranky.

And there we go everybody

Top of da mornin' to ya

AH! Helvete!

I hate these fuckers!

JACKsepticeye

Got'em

Oh god he's not dead.

There ya go.

Nice little spazzy you did there.

Fuck

No more of these fuckers I swear to god.

Okay, great, alright, alright I just-

Take your time pewds you've got plenty of time

Oh god

Oh god

Uh, running low on time

Don't panic.

Don't- I'm panicking a little bit

Jesus Christ, everyone calm down

everyone calm down

What, I blocked?

What the fuck?

Fuuck

Guys go gentle on me it's my first time.

Shotgun really fucking takes care of those assholes, don't they?

Oh god he's still alive-he's still alive

AH!!

Helvete!

AAHH!!

GOT'EM!

Great, that went great didn't it? That went so great.

Let's never do that again.

Ever.

Fucking ever.

How's my ammo?

Got plenty of ammo, got so much ammo

Oh fuck I hear another one

FUCK

I've run out of ammo like a motherfucker

I'm just gonna run for it, this is bullshit

let me through, let me through, lemme through, thank you

Bitches, you ain't worth it

Alright?

Plus I have no ammo, so I have to--

AAHHH!!!!

FUCK!

NO, don't die now

Are you fucking kidding me?

hey how you doing?

How you doing?

How you doing?

That's great.

Close that fucking door.

Thank you, jesus fucking christ

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Minecraft is a- (inaudible)

Oh my god.

Save sta-sta

Dee dee dee dee dee *Mental breakdown*

Not sure if I was supposed to run there, but we did it

That was pretty fucking stressful, jesus.

Ge- ge- jack-

Aye! look at that

Thank you game for finally giving me fucking shit!

Can't make anything. Great.

Well I have solid fuel I know I have it.

BAOOX!! ಠ_ರೃ

The shotgun is the fucking best in this game

I swear to god

Do we have everything we need?

And, here we go.

How's everyone doin'?

Top of da moasrs *Nice english*

New area.

Oh my god!

It's the girls!

How ya doin' ladies?

Zoe! Are you okay?

You look like you're about to shit yourself girl

I mean Mia, how ya doin?

heh, heh, heh

okay, don't do any crazy shit.

I'm tired of you doing crazy shit, alright?

It's fucking annoying.

Don't make me regret this, Mia.

Momma Mia, pizzeria. Am I right?

Go-

YES!

Wait, is that not mine?

Can I not grab that?

Aw, come on man.

Alright what do you-

And give me the--do this and do that. Jesus christ

How bout' a "hey, thanks for saving my life out there."

Going through demons and shit.

How bout' that?

"Gimi thi sirim simpli" Fucking bitch...

Alright we got that.

And then we got that, alright.

There ya go.

I don't think we have the rest.

Do we have to go back all the way?

Naaah

That'd be annoying.

Huh- Give me the serum ingredients

There you go, have fun with this

Alright, I wanna see how you make this.

What the fuck are you doing down there?

(Laughs)

Yeah...

The fuck did you just do?

You fucking weird little drug girl, okay?

You know what?

One of those is mine

Oh, Whoah!

Whoah, whoah what the-

Uh

The legend of Zelda called they want their boss back, what the fuck?

What the fuck are we in the cocora tree? What the hell is this?

What the f-

What the fuck is this

Well that went pretty good, didn't it?

That went pretty great

Okay, we got one.

I guess we got to get all of them.

Fucks Sake

(Pewds runs out of things to say, Helvete maybe)

Got em'

GOT EM'

Come on. show me your eye.

Got em'

Ah shit, he follows me.

So you got to shoot the pulsing eyes.

Nice. You hold still.

Uh... There was a box up here, I swear. I saw a box.

Are you dead yet!?

Oh, there's a box.

Ah fuck.

There's the eye, isn't it.

Come on, show me your ball.

I appreciate the invite, but I'm not interested.

I'm really not.

It's cool. Hey! Hey!

Ah, ugh... Fuck you man.

BOX!

There we go.

Now where were we?

I need to shoot like... Oh god.

Got em'

I think he had just one left.

I don't know where it is though.

Where the fuck is his eye?

Ah jeez. ah, this is bad.

I'm not scared. *Nervously laughs*

You look so sexy.

I've done this before when I was fourteen alright.

I think I know how to beat this boss.

No!

Stop moving so fucking much!

No fucking way I'm out of ammo right now. Shit.

YES!

Got em'!

Is there anymore eyes!?

Enough with the fucking eyes!

Oh, there is one isn't it.

Nope. Alright. I'm going to get out of here. Because I don't like him.

*Monster Cries*

Ah, fuck.

Ah, this is bad. ah blip.

Uh... don't mind me.

Okay, great.

Good for you.

Good for you buddy.

Show me that pretty eye again.

Okay, that's great.

Please be dead.

Please be dead.

I'm really low on ammo. It would be great if you died now.

Thank you.

Appreciate it.

Hey. We did it.

Get it. Because of the eyes.

Hilarious.

I haven't been to Japan though.

Hey, it's Zoe.

*M Night Shyamalan plot twist*

Are you kidding me.

Are you fucking kidding me!?

How are you not dead?

No, I'm not wasting it.

That's real nice.

Ha Hey.

Oh no, now we only have one serum.

Yes

Umm, this is going to be awkward. So, you're right, now we only have one.

Fuck