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  • I don't need you anymore....

  • AGH

  • Hey hows it going BRAS?

  • What the ffuuck is good

  • what the ffffFUCK (that voice crack) is good

  • *Shoot himself*

  • *finally kills himself*

  • Welcome back to Resident Evil

  • We're getting there

  • That's right, we're getting there boys...

  • And girls

  • I don't wanna discriminate my female audience

  • Now

  • Apparently ...

  • Ahh you know what, fuck it let's just go

  • Okay what do we got here?

  • Uhh.. we need the crank, for fucks sake

  • So.. i read the comments.. and..uh..

  • appreciate the spoilers by the way that's very nice

  • There we go..

  • apparently there's gonna be a choice soon..

  • between.. uhm..

  • if i should choose Mia or Zoe

  • Uh... I would pick Zoe, y'know

  • 100%

  • Cuz Mia she's just a crazy fucking bitch

  • Like I would not stick my dick in that (*-*)

  • She's... she lost it, alright

  • What kind of weird disease would you get

  • I don't know

  • Is that weird for me to comment about these things?

  • I think it is a little weird (O_o)*Maybe*

  • Im just being painfully uh.. uh honest okay

  • Zoe however..

  • y'know

  • We haven't seen her be fucking weird and shit

  • actually she, ah for fuck's sake another one of these? .-.

  • where do I go then?

  • there better not be any fucking crocodiles and shi-

  • there's another bridge here, okay

  • it's a puzzle, ain't it?

  • INNIT (ಠ⌣ಠ)

  • I can't stop saying innit it now

  • because of that fucking video I did with Ken

  • Here we go

  • We're gonna have a gun fucking ready

  • You never know what's gonna pop up in this game

  • Got my one ammo gun.

  • AYE!!!!!

  • (Laughs crazily)

  • BOX! (ಠ⌣ಠ)

  • Hell yes!

  • Speaking of low on ammo

  • We can change ammo

  • And now we have a lot more-

  • (gasps)

  • BOX! (ಠ⌣ಠ)

  • Hell yeah motherfucka!

  • Alright doing pretty well so far.

  • What do you think?

  • You know I can't hear you if you don't fucking speak

  • Jesus Christ

  • (Laughs excitedly)

  • Ah shit!

  • BOX! (ಥ⌣ಥ)

  • Atleast they don't fucking explode this time.

  • I need this fucking crank all the time.

  • It making me cranky.

  • And there we go everybody

  • Top of da mornin' to ya

  • AH! Helvete!

  • I hate these fuckers!

  • JACKsepticeye

  • Got'em

  • Oh god he's not dead.

  • There ya go.

  • Nice little spazzy you did there.

  • Fuck

  • No more of these fuckers I swear to god.

  • Okay, great, alright, alright I just-

  • Take your time pewds you've got plenty of time

  • Oh god

  • Oh god

  • Uh, running low on time

  • Don't panic.

  • Don't- I'm panicking a little bit

  • Jesus Christ, everyone calm down

  • everyone calm down

  • What, I blocked?

  • What the fuck?

  • Fuuck

  • Guys go gentle on me it's my first time.

  • Shotgun really fucking takes care of those assholes, don't they?

  • Oh god he's still alive-he's still alive

  • AH!!

  • Helvete!

  • AAHH!!

  • GOT'EM!

  • Great, that went great didn't it? That went so great.

  • Let's never do that again.

  • Ever.

  • Fucking ever.

  • How's my ammo?

  • Got plenty of ammo, got so much ammo

  • Oh fuck I hear another one

  • FUCK

  • I've run out of ammo like a motherfucker

  • I'm just gonna run for it, this is bullshit

  • let me through, let me through, lemme through, thank you

  • Bitches, you ain't worth it

  • Alright?

  • Plus I have no ammo, so I have to--

  • AAHHH!!!!

  • FUCK!

  • NO, don't die now

  • Are you fucking kidding me?

  • hey how you doing?

  • How you doing?

  • How you doing?

  • That's great.

  • Close that fucking door.

  • Thank you, jesus fucking christ

  • JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

  • Minecraft is a- (inaudible)

  • Oh my god.

  • Save sta-sta

  • Dee dee dee dee dee *Mental breakdown*

  • Not sure if I was supposed to run there, but we did it

  • That was pretty fucking stressful, jesus.

  • Ge- ge- jack-

  • Aye! look at that

  • Thank you game for finally giving me fucking shit!

  • Can't make anything. Great.

  • Well I have solid fuel I know I have it.

  • BAOOX!! ಠ_ರೃ

  • The shotgun is the fucking best in this game

  • I swear to god

  • Do we have everything we need?

  • And, here we go.

  • How's everyone doin'?

  • Top of da moasrs *Nice english*

  • New area.

  • Oh my god!

  • It's the girls!

  • How ya doin' ladies?

  • Zoe! Are you okay?

  • You look like you're about to shit yourself girl

  • I mean Mia, how ya doin?

  • heh, heh, heh

  • okay, don't do any crazy shit.

  • I'm tired of you doing crazy shit, alright?

  • It's fucking annoying.

  • Don't make me regret this, Mia.

  • Momma Mia, pizzeria. Am I right?

  • Go-

  • YES!

  • Wait, is that not mine?

  • Can I not grab that?

  • Aw, come on man.

  • Alright what do you-

  • And give me the--do this and do that. Jesus christ

  • How bout' a "hey, thanks for saving my life out there."

  • Going through demons and shit.

  • How bout' that?

  • "Gimi thi sirim simpli" Fucking bitch...

  • Alright we got that.

  • And then we got that, alright.

  • There ya go.

  • I don't think we have the rest.

  • Do we have to go back all the way?

  • Naaah

  • That'd be annoying.

  • Huh- Give me the serum ingredients

  • There you go, have fun with this

  • Alright, I wanna see how you make this.

  • What the fuck are you doing down there?

  • (Laughs)

  • Yeah...

  • The fuck did you just do?

  • You fucking weird little drug girl, okay?

  • You know what?

  • One of those is mine

  • Oh, Whoah!

  • Whoah, whoah what the-

  • Uh

  • The legend of Zelda called they want their boss back, what the fuck?

  • What the fuck are we in the cocora tree? What the hell is this?

  • What the f-

  • What the fuck is this

  • Well that went pretty good, didn't it?

  • That went pretty great

  • Okay, we got one.

  • I guess we got to get all of them.

  • Fucks Sake

  • (Pewds runs out of things to say, Helvete maybe)

  • Got em'

  • GOT EM'

  • Come on. show me your eye.

  • Got em'

  • Ah shit, he follows me.

  • So you got to shoot the pulsing eyes.

  • Nice. You hold still.

  • Uh... There was a box up here, I swear. I saw a box.

  • Are you dead yet!?

  • Oh, there's a box.

  • Ah fuck.

  • There's the eye, isn't it.

  • Come on, show me your ball.

  • I appreciate the invite, but I'm not interested.

  • I'm really not.

  • It's cool. Hey! Hey!

  • Ah, ugh... Fuck you man.

  • BOX!

  • There we go.

  • Now where were we?

  • I need to shoot like... Oh god.

  • Got em'

  • I think he had just one left.

  • I don't know where it is though.

  • Where the fuck is his eye?

  • Ah jeez. ah, this is bad.

  • I'm not scared. *Nervously laughs*

  • You look so sexy.

  • I've done this before when I was fourteen alright.

  • I think I know how to beat this boss.

  • No!

  • Stop moving so fucking much!

  • No fucking way I'm out of ammo right now. Shit.

  • YES!

  • Got em'!

  • Is there anymore eyes!?

  • Enough with the fucking eyes!

  • Oh, there is one isn't it.

  • Nope. Alright. I'm going to get out of here. Because I don't like him.

  • *Monster Cries*

  • Ah, fuck.

  • Ah, this is bad. ah blip.

  • Uh... don't mind me.

  • Okay, great.

  • Good for you.

  • Good for you buddy.

  • Show me that pretty eye again.

  • Okay, that's great.

  • Please be dead.

  • Please be dead.

  • I'm really low on ammo. It would be great if you died now.

  • Thank you.

  • Appreciate it.

  • Hey. We did it.

  • Get it. Because of the eyes.

  • Hilarious.

  • I haven't been to Japan though.

  • Hey, it's Zoe.

  • *M Night Shyamalan plot twist*

  • Are you kidding me.

  • Are you fucking kidding me!?

  • How are you not dead?

  • No, I'm not wasting it.

  • That's real nice.

  • Ha Hey.

  • Oh no, now we only have one serum.

  • Yes

  • Umm, this is going to be awkward. So, you're right, now we only have one.

  • Fuck