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Dlive is a livestreaming platform
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created to empower creators and reward viewers
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tHAT'S YOU
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I've been streaming on dlive for a month now
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and its been absolutely fantastic
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Everyone in the community has been so welcoming
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'okay, alright alright'
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It's been nothing but smiles and laughs
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I love how everyone in the community is so excited about the platform
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and getting other people into it as well so i definitely recommend that you're streaming on dlive
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Now for you, the viewer
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dlive is rewarding you more than ever before baby
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Other platforms, pshh, they just spam a bunch of ads
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Very anti-viewer
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dlive, completely opposite, very welcome viewer
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dlive rewards you simply for watching
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Simply for chatting, simply for supporting streamers
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dlive is launching a brand new treasure chest
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Now how does this treasure chest work you might ask?
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The more viewers engage, chat and donate
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the faster you will unlock the chest
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and the faster that chest gets burst baby
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the more viewers will be rewarded
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To show my appreciation, my deep and utmost...
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Love
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I'll be streaming on May 18th
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And let's burst some chests baby
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This is during the dlive Super fans festival
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To celebrate you guys
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Download the dlive app now, and I'll see you guys on May 18th
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I think it's been really fun to,
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engage live with you guys
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It's bringing in a whole new perspective and idea so
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Thanks for everyone that joined me so far
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Now lets just get on with the video
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i broke my balls
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That's right everyone
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It's time for me to finally come clean
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and share one of my most embarrassing stories of my life
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And you might think to yourself
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'oh i broken my balls too'
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'it really hurts when you smash them ohhh i got kicked in my balls '
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thats NOTHING
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tHAS NOTHING
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sorry
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Now technically i didn't break my balls
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I just need the titles to be consistent
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But lemme tell you what happened, and it might change your mind
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it might make you go
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oOF
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I don't know what pain is, what that man experienced, that was pain
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He didn't just break his ass
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He also broke his balls
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and he broke my heart
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by listening to this story
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so lets just jump into it
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I was 14 years old
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and i woke up
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and did what anyone that has balls do when they wake up
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you look- You look at them
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I looked down at my balls and i noticed
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hMM
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'that's a bit weird'
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the other one is like three times
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four times maybe
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larger than the other one
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'hmm that's a bit weird'
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But of course
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i didn't think about it more than that
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Why should I?
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But then as the day went on
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It was sort of lingering in the back of my mind
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'you know what, maybe it isn't supposed to be so much bigger'
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'has it always been that much bigger?'
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'Maybe i just never noticed'
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Maybe im- just some girls have different proportionate boobies
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Maybe I'm a disproportionate ball kinda guy
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Its not great news
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Its not what you wanna wake up realising
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but that's what i thought at least
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But then
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After a while I realized I need to confront this.
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This is not normal.
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Okay.
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So I did what any person would have done if there's something wrong with your balls:
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You show them to your dad.
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And obviously that's very humiliating already.
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You don't want to show your balls to your dad.
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At least I don't, okay?
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I think the only context you're allowed to show your balls to your dad is...
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in the sauna.
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And...
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No, I think that's it. That's the only context.
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Or if your ball is bigger than the other one, of course.
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So I showed my– I was freaking out, okay?
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I was super worried about what was wrong with me.
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You know worst possible scenarios is running in your head.
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Not like oh do I have cancer or Oh, am I good something really bad happened. It was oh my god
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Am I gonna live with this proportion that balls my entire life? I was freaking out
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I showed my balls to my dad and he you know
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Whenever you're worried about something the most reassuring thing that you can
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Get back from someone is obviously when they make this face
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Hey, Dad, can you please look at my balls please? And make sure it's nothing bad, right?
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I'll never forget that face worse than any disappointment realize my camera isn't really focused
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So obviously he didn't think it was fine
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What am I sharing this?
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so we we booked an appointment with the doctor and
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I think they let us in pretty quickly. I don't know if that's health care in Sweden
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It's good or if they thought oh like oh, that's not that's really bad
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Well, we'll need to get this guy into the hospital
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But I remember this hospital visit unfortunately
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Very very very clearly because it was painful a very painful experience. I basically had to
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Go into this room
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And I remembered so clearly they had like brown
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Tiles and white walls just like hard surfaces everywhere
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And there was this bed in the middle of the room that it wasn't really, you know
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Like those hospital beds then you lay down on kind of like this just imagine 14 or all mean like this. Okay
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I'm laying down like this
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I'm freaking out
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my dad is sitting next to me and in comes this doctor and
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The thing is like that what really bothers me about these things is that no one tells you what the courtesy is
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You know in school they teach you about math. They teach you by a history
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They teach you about science all these completely useless things
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But no one teaches you what to do when you have to present your balls to a doctor
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All right
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here's a question that no one teaches you in school when you're supposed to present your balls to someone do you give them the
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courtesy of
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lifting up your song
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It would make sense, right
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I remember going I remember God watch my sharing that and hidden the doctor just going on
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Put that away. Let me get in there. So he started croaking. I'm alone
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And obviously that's not a very good feeling. I'm already humiliated and I had this guy just going
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Treating my boss like it's some sort of
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Thing that you poke I don't know what kind of things do you poke?
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But he wasn't sure I guess he really wanted to make sure it wasn't something really bad
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So he wanted some expertise his help and I'm pretty sure he knew it was fine
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Okay, because I'm pretty sure he just wanted to humiliate me even farther
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so not just two more doctors came in three more doctors came in and one of them happened to be a very
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attractive lady
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which is like the worst thing you could ever have to someone just poking or just looking I would rather like she poked and just
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Looked so there I was in this cold room with my dad next to me and I assumed they was equally painful for him
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Just think doctors poking away now they concluded
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Okay, we need to get the Bulls and so I got an appointment about a week later again
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Same dilemma this time. I was alone. My dad wasn't with me. I wish it was honestly for the better
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There was no doctor in the room when I was sent in there as well
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So and I know he's gonna check out my balls. So again, no one teaches in this school
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Am I supposed to just take off my pants and wait for him pay less and be like, hey, I'm ready doctor
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Or do I wait to take off my pants? I took off my pants and I realized that's really weird
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Can you imagine just coming in and some oh, hey doctor. I'm ready poked away this time
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They just used some sort of scanner. I don't know exactly what it was
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It wasn't that it wasn't painful at all this time
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Maybe it's one of those experiences that once you've done it once it's not that bad. I
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Like to think of it that way at least link what doesn't kill you make you stronger
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at least now if someone needs to inspect my balls, I
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Can I can do it proudly, but they concluded it was just my blood vessel in my balls
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Had expanded dad-like became larger
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So that was it. That's the story of how my balls are slightly larger than average
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Nobody baby boy now. I want the moral of this story to be
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You know, this is obviously a very embarrassing experience, but I also consider myself very lucky to have balls
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I think anyone that I have balls feel very privileged to have them
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Not that then I'm not discriminating against anyone without balls. Just let that be clear
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I'm just saying I'm very happy to have my balls. What was the point of this video? I'm very lucky to have balls
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I'm very lucky to have my point. I'm very lucky to be healthy, but I'm not discriminating against anyone
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okay, and also as some painful and embarrassing this experience once it's something that I can look back at and laugh at and
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Not just cringe into oblivion
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So if you have any issues with your balls go and get your balls checked go show your balls to your dad
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Anything you got to do just do it because it's better to find out, you know, I was lucky that it was nothing
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But it's better to find out these things sooner and if there's any message I want to send out there it is
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That just that show your balls to your dad. That's really the only message of this video and I really hope this helps people
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I'm doing this so I can help other people
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I've actually had my balls checked three times, which is three times too many
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No, four times
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Why does these things happen to me? Was breaking my ass not enough
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I think I shared enough about this experience. But I do feel better. I gotta say this is very therapetic
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"Thearapeutic" for me. Thank you for listening and I see you next time
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That's the story of how my balls are slightly larger than average
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What you never played toupper simulator
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You know, it's fun right? I'm not supposed to give my opinion
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But give it a try and then you can tell me if it's good or not. Not convinced yet? Okay, I'll cut you a deal
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The game is available for free and that's a great price.