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  • i broke my balls

  • That's right everyone

  • It's time for me to finally come clean

  • and share one of my most embarrassing stories of my life

  • And you might think to yourself

  • 'oh i broken my balls too'

  • 'it really hurts when you smash them ohhh i got kicked in my balls '

  • thats NOTHING

  • tHAS NOTHING

  • sorry

  • Now technically i didn't break my balls

  • I just need the titles to be consistent

  • But lemme tell you what happened, and it might change your mind

  • it might make you go

  • oOF

  • I don't know what pain is, what that man experienced, that was pain

  • He didn't just break his ass

  • He also broke his balls

  • and he broke my heart

  • by listening to this story

  • so lets just jump into it

  • I was 14 years old

  • and i woke up

  • and did what anyone that has balls do when they wake up

  • you look- You look at them

  • I looked down at my balls and i noticed

  • hMM

  • 'that's a bit weird'

  • the other one is like three times

  • four times maybe

  • larger than the other one

  • 'hmm that's a bit weird'

  • But of course

  • i didn't think about it more than that

  • Why should I?

  • But then as the day went on

  • It was sort of lingering in the back of my mind

  • 'you know what, maybe it isn't supposed to be so much bigger'

  • 'has it always been that much bigger?'

  • 'Maybe i just never noticed'

  • Maybe im- just some girls have different proportionate boobies

  • Maybe I'm a disproportionate ball kinda guy

  • Its not great news

  • Its not what you wanna wake up realising

  • but that's what i thought at least

  • But then

  • After a while I realized I need to confront this.

  • This is not normal.

  • Okay.

  • So I did what any person would have done if there's something wrong with your balls:

  • You show them to your dad.

  • And obviously that's very humiliating already.

  • You don't want to show your balls to your dad.

  • At least I don't, okay?

  • I think the only context you're allowed to show your balls to your dad is...

  • in the sauna.

  • And...

  • No, I think that's it. That's the only context.

  • Or if your ball is bigger than the other one, of course.

  • So I showed my– I was freaking out, okay?

  • I was super worried about what was wrong with me.

  • You know worst possible scenarios is running in your head.

  • Not like oh do I have cancer or Oh, am I good something really bad happened. It was oh my god

  • Am I gonna live with this proportion that balls my entire life? I was freaking out

  • I showed my balls to my dad and he you know

  • Whenever you're worried about something the most reassuring thing that you can

  • Get back from someone is obviously when they make this face

  • Hey, Dad, can you please look at my balls please? And make sure it's nothing bad, right?

  • I'll never forget that face worse than any disappointment realize my camera isn't really focused

  • So obviously he didn't think it was fine

  • What am I sharing this?

  • so we we booked an appointment with the doctor and

  • I think they let us in pretty quickly. I don't know if that's health care in Sweden

  • It's good or if they thought oh like oh, that's not that's really bad

  • Well, we'll need to get this guy into the hospital

  • But I remember this hospital visit unfortunately

  • Very very very clearly because it was painful a very painful experience. I basically had to

  • Go into this room

  • And I remembered so clearly they had like brown

  • Tiles and white walls just like hard surfaces everywhere

  • And there was this bed in the middle of the room that it wasn't really, you know

  • Like those hospital beds then you lay down on kind of like this just imagine 14 or all mean like this. Okay

  • I'm laying down like this

  • I'm freaking out

  • my dad is sitting next to me and in comes this doctor and

  • The thing is like that what really bothers me about these things is that no one tells you what the courtesy is

  • You know in school they teach you about math. They teach you by a history

  • They teach you about science all these completely useless things

  • But no one teaches you what to do when you have to present your balls to a doctor

  • All right

  • here's a question that no one teaches you in school when you're supposed to present your balls to someone do you give them the

  • courtesy of

  • lifting up your song

  • It would make sense, right

  • I remember going I remember God watch my sharing that and hidden the doctor just going on

  • Put that away. Let me get in there. So he started croaking. I'm alone

  • And obviously that's not a very good feeling. I'm already humiliated and I had this guy just going

  • Treating my boss like it's some sort of

  • Thing that you poke I don't know what kind of things do you poke?

  • But he wasn't sure I guess he really wanted to make sure it wasn't something really bad

  • So he wanted some expertise his help and I'm pretty sure he knew it was fine

  • Okay, because I'm pretty sure he just wanted to humiliate me even farther

  • so not just two more doctors came in three more doctors came in and one of them happened to be a very

  • attractive lady

  • which is like the worst thing you could ever have to someone just poking or just looking I would rather like she poked and just

  • Looked so there I was in this cold room with my dad next to me and I assumed they was equally painful for him

  • Just think doctors poking away now they concluded

  • Okay, we need to get the Bulls and so I got an appointment about a week later again

  • Same dilemma this time. I was alone. My dad wasn't with me. I wish it was honestly for the better

  • There was no doctor in the room when I was sent in there as well

  • So and I know he's gonna check out my balls. So again, no one teaches in this school

  • Am I supposed to just take off my pants and wait for him pay less and be like, hey, I'm ready doctor

  • Or do I wait to take off my pants? I took off my pants and I realized that's really weird

  • Can you imagine just coming in and some oh, hey doctor. I'm ready poked away this time

  • They just used some sort of scanner. I don't know exactly what it was

  • It wasn't that it wasn't painful at all this time

  • Maybe it's one of those experiences that once you've done it once it's not that bad. I

  • Like to think of it that way at least link what doesn't kill you make you stronger

  • at least now if someone needs to inspect my balls, I

  • Can I can do it proudly, but they concluded it was just my blood vessel in my balls

  • Had expanded dad-like became larger

  • So that was it. That's the story of how my balls are slightly larger than average

  • Nobody baby boy now. I want the moral of this story to be

  • You know, this is obviously a very embarrassing experience, but I also consider myself very lucky to have balls

  • I think anyone that I have balls feel very privileged to have them

  • Not that then I'm not discriminating against anyone without balls. Just let that be clear

  • I'm just saying I'm very happy to have my balls. What was the point of this video? I'm very lucky to have balls

  • I'm very lucky to have my point. I'm very lucky to be healthy, but I'm not discriminating against anyone

  • okay, and also as some painful and embarrassing this experience once it's something that I can look back at and laugh at and

  • Not just cringe into oblivion

  • So if you have any issues with your balls go and get your balls checked go show your balls to your dad

  • Anything you got to do just do it because it's better to find out, you know, I was lucky that it was nothing

  • But it's better to find out these things sooner and if there's any message I want to send out there it is

  • That just that show your balls to your dad. That's really the only message of this video and I really hope this helps people

  • I'm doing this so I can help other people

  • I've actually had my balls checked three times, which is three times too many

  • No, four times

  • Why does these things happen to me? Was breaking my ass not enough

  • I think I shared enough about this experience. But I do feel better. I gotta say this is very therapetic

  • "Thearapeutic" for me. Thank you for listening and I see you next time

  • That's the story of how my balls are slightly larger than average

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