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  • Oh PewDiePie

  • He's running out of ideas

  • "Oh it's so obvious PewDiePie is running out of fresh ideas!"

  • Oh yeah?!

  • Well there is one--

  • I still got one card

  • One card left to play

  • The most desperate card

  • In ALL of YouTube!

  • *beautiful music :D*

  • I never thought I would sink this low.

  • I'm disgusted

  • What kind of clickbait

  • title could we put on this one?

  • *stutters*

  • just "Ask me Anything"

  • "Does PoodiPie do Drugs?"

  • That's the title of the video now everyone

  • That's the title...

  • ...of the video

  • OH! You noticed uh we have some guests in the studio today

  • *Claps to non-existent cardboard cutouts*

  • Clap it up everyone

  • We have your mama!1!1!

  • Giant black-- *decides not to continue*

  • We have Cinnamoooon!.... Toast Ken everybody.

  • And... Let's not forget, our special guest,

  • Maaaaaaaaaaaaarkiplier.

  • *crickets chirping*

  • Accurate- accurate size *laughs*

  • *whispers* I'm talking about his penis

  • We also have ME here!

  • No, I'm not compensating for Ainsley. Shut the fuck up!

  • Where should we put this beau- look how beautiful he is.

  • Cardboard Felix- Please, Felix, don't put me in the ceiling

  • Shut up Felix! You're going in the fucking ceiling!

  • He ha he hleee ha hleee :P

  • I don't have any questions just want you to delete a happy wheels video

  • What the hell man!?

  • What the HELL!

  • *scary noise*

  • *horribly sings*When you try your best...

  • I feel like we need some sad music for this, cause...

  • *Sad Music* Which one should we go with uh.... Alright, uh, episode 53.It's been uh, it's been good buddy.... You're out.

  • You're out!

  • Alright, next question

  • Next question comes from Brad, one of my editors

  • Will you let my family go, I've worked hard enough

  • I'll leave this one, to the gaymode.. team

  • *Robot voice* Unfortunately, Brad's family has suffered Stockholm syndrome and wish to stay with Felix forever.

  • Well, well, well, Brad, it seems like your family

  • *voice, getting higher* has choose stay with me a little longer

  • Sorry :(

  • *sad music*Alright, episode 60, you're out

  • Out of all the people in the world, what made you choose me to be in your background?

  • Wait...

  • Ainsley Harriot?

  • *laughs*

  • Wait is this real!?

  • Is that the real Ainsley!!?

  • What?

  • But he was-

  • He was de-

  • Aaaaaahhhhh!

  • Ainsley, is a real... person?

  • Anyway, episode 41. It's been nice... it's been nice.

  • Next, quest-

  • Next question

  • Cardboard Felix- Kiss me

  • Felix!

  • I'm not- I'm not gonna spiderman kiss you

  • Ask Pewds

  • Smash or pass:JK Rowling

  • Um...Gonna have to let the gang take care of that one

  • What's that?

  • Sell to slavery!

  • Sell! That, bitch to slavery!

  • It's really offensive to say, to sell someone to slavery, Felix

  • You don't understand the history and the struggles

  • That JK Rowling went through

  • JK Rowling used to be very poor

  • And then she wrote some books

  • Then she became a whiny bitch on twitter

  • You don't understand her struggle

  • Alright, shit, I keep forgetting I have to delete a fucking video

  • Like it's not funny. Why did I come up with this idea?

  • *laughs*

  • There's not any value to the video

  • Which one, uh, which one do you think? I think it's time for like one of the earlier ones

  • Someone, somewhere, right now, is going like that Trump lady at the inauguration.

  • About me deleting these videos

  • Noooooooooooo!

  • Goodbye, episode 11

  • *sad music*

  • Can you re-enact the "my name jeff" scene from 22 jump street?

  • No

  • No, I'm not going to do that. What do look like? Some sort of whore?

  • *claps*

  • I've been practicing. I've been practicing a lot for this.

  • *awkward laugh*

  • My name, uh

  • *High pitch, RIP headphone users*Jeff!

  • I have to dele-

  • Delete another video

  • Why does no one love me?

  • *sad music*

  • Because you're wearing Hitler glasses

  • There, *stutters*

  • You're wearing not fascist glasses

  • Okay? Know you're- you know you're a bit young, but, uh...

  • But, you need to not do that

  • Cause that's why no one loves you

  • When will you watch the true epic love story that is HoshiPie

  • What is this, exactly?

  • *sexy music*

  • You guys are fucking weird

  • You guys are good at editing

  • And I appreciate you

  • Than- Thank you, very nice

  • Now I finally have some fapping material

  • I've been- been running out for awhile

  • Guess now we have to delete another fucking video

  • *inaudible muttering*

  • 31

  • 21!

  • Is that a... is that a meme?

  • Is that a meme right? That's a meme.

  • Do you think Phil Lester deserves more appreciation

  • Uh... No, I think he's a little overrated

  • I, uh, would like to say, uh, that I'm more of a Dan man.

  • If you know what I mean

  • Goodbye

  • Episode seven-

  • You guys want 2012 pewdiepie back?Yeah, well I want 2012 Youtube back! Okay?

  • So much better

  • Tell em Ainsley, oh....

  • *sad music*

  • Why is Emma Blackery...

  • So big?

  • Like what happened here?

  • I don't understand.

  • Emma, do you have anything to say, to uh...

  • This is the first time we collab on this channel

  • What, what would you like to say?

  • Carboard Emma- You're gay

  • I'm gay?

  • Wow!

  • *sigh* So sick of deleting these fucking things

  • Like why did I...

  • Why am I still here?

  • Like this one fucking had four million views

  • *burp*

  • Life's not fair!

  • Life's not fair!

  • When will you kill yourself?

  • Another happy wheels video

  • *laughs*

  • No, not episode three!

  • Not episode THREE!

  • Ask pewds, read this to die instantly

  • *dies*

  • *sad music*

  • Yes!

  • YEESSS!

  • My time to shine!

  • Finally!

  • I'm taking over this fucking gay ass channel man!

  • Are you the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler?

  • I can neither.. I can nein-ther

  • *laughs*

  • Confirm or de-nein

  • *claps*

  • *sad music*

  • Episode ten

  • Goodbye!

  • Do you miss simpler things in life after gaining huge popularity?

  • It's honestly not that different

  • If you follow me throughout the, throughout an entire day

  • I think you'll realize that I

  • I'm

  • I'm pretty much doing whatever you doing

  • I'm, I'm pretty much the same. You know?

  • I think you'd actually be pretty overwhelmed how boring my life actually is behind the scenes.

  • Uh...

  • I only snort a couple pounds of cocaine every day

  • Only a couple hookers

  • five or six

  • Every night, and, uh...

  • And that's another Happy Wheels video

  • Do you lovee make sex with marza or no or are you thinking to bring BABBBYYYY!

  • I imagine that's how they wanted it.

  • Well, that's another Happy Wheels video

  • That was.. thank you for that. Thank you, appreciate the great question

  • Uh, not thinking to bring any babies

  • No, I- I do not

  • *Pewdiepie editied singing chainsmokers music* I was doing just fine before I met you

  • *music* I drank to much and that's an issue

  • *music* But I'm okay

  • *music*What!

  • *music*

  • *music* Hey!

  • *music* You tell your friends it was nice to meet them, but I hope I never see them again

  • *music*

  • Pewdiepie speaking over music- That's cool! *Music* I know it breaks your heart

  • *music* moved to a city in a broke down car

  • Pewdiepie over music- That's really fucking cool *Music* And

  • *music* Four years, no calls

  • Pewdiepie speaking over music- That must have taken for fucking forever *music*And now you looking pretty in a hotel bar

  • *music* I-I-I-I-I

  • Can you slow dance with Slippy?

  • *music*

  • I'm scared! I'm too scared, I can't!

  • And that's another Happy Wheels!

  • Alright, and final question

  • Can you do a backflip?

  • No

  • Now we're going to have a silent moment. For all the lost...

  • Happy wheels videos

  • *Sad Music*

  • Alright then, so leave a like if you enjoyed this video

  • If you did, ummmm....

  • Ken!

  • Is going to do something really funny

  • If you click- click it right now and see something really funny is going to happen

  • Any moment

  • Any moment!

  • At any moment!

Oh PewDiePie

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/07/01
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