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If there's one type of channel that I enjoy more than BuzzFeed....
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BuzzFeed Clones.
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I have found it right here. The only thing better than Buzzfeed...
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BBC Three
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Lewis! Pause the online game!
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Hey Guys! Let's grab a bunch of people with a colorful background!
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That's POPULAR right? We can do that too!!
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no.
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NO.
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NO!!!!
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If you're not familiar with BBC Three the most popular series they have is things not to say to
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basically
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It's the things not to say to people with disabilities.
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Which I think it's a good idea because you generally want to be respectful to these people and a lot of times
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I'm like I don't know. I don't know what to say to you
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I had a boy about same age as me turn to me and say
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Ew..What happened to your face
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and I looked him dead in the eye and I said
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Umm I got a horrible disease that you'll catch if i breath on you. and then i went
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*breathing*
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And he ran off screaming
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so it starts off by that which is you know EHEH a good thing.
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somewhere along their line they ran out of ideas which BBC three if you're watching I can relate ok I understand your suffering
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Finally finally a video of things that I'm tired of hearing as a gamer all the time
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oh, It's so hard being a gamer people don't understand the suffering maybe you can relate to this as well. Let's watch it
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Let's watch it together.
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Yeah you play video games, but you don't play proper video games (because you're a whamen).
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Whamen can't play video games. What are you... well I bet you play...
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I bet you play Sims! Bitches love sims am I right ehrhhr? (NO you aren't...)
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*Pleasure.Png*
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I don't know what it is with girls
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They want to prove to themselves so badly that they're *gamers*, but it's like no one cares. Like no one cares.
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Aren't you too old for that?
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That is what I hear all the time. No. I only just got good. Girls can't get good at games.
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This has been scientifically proven because they have whamen brains which is inferior to male brains.
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I'm joking! I'm joking...
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i'm joking :/
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(it's scientific fact tho)
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You may as well just say then again like TV shows are for kids, movies are for kids
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In other words books and films are for filthy casuals
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filthy casuals man
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OH
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I made a 4chan meme in real life, what up? What up dawg?
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games are for pros
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Games are for (drumroll) epic people... like myself.
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I am an EPIC.. I am a.. why do I keep doing that :(
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Such a waste of money!
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Oh, whatever.
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Have you not heard of piracy?
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Heyyyy listen. You can't steal what in you're copying.
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I like her response. Oh, whatEVER, I'm on welfare anyway.
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That is not true. It is a far more effective way to spend your money
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No. I... I can 100% agree because like I've definitely
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finished all of these games I..
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I... played them from start to finish
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And I really got my money's worth on all these all these titles because I spent time playing through all of them
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It's a really really money... money well spent!
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If you're into music you spend so much money on an amp or a guitar or drums set or something like that
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And it's just like everyone's got a thing.
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if you're a gamer you have to buy a computer,
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display, a keyboard. Like what is your argument here? I don't understand.
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gaming encourages violenceee
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This statement is actually true. Just like uh
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gaming encourages sexism, which has both been proven at many several
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occasions can we move on with this argument, please?
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one of the most annoying things
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Look how ticked off they are
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look how angry.. you see just see how furious they get when they get this statement?
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It's because they are so extremely violent
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Look how violent they are..
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Again, completely but you know when I come off I don't start murdering innocents.
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If you are a violent person you're a violent person and video games
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are not going to make you no more violent.
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I only just met you, but I know this one's going to wind you up.
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Oh god, okay.
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Did your boyfriend get you into gaming?
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I think that's a yes.
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*screech of frustration*
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Why can't just women just be into games by their self.
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No, you just can't.
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*giggles*
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I'm joking by the way, it's a joke!!! It's just I don't get why they get so ticked off
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That's why it's funny to me okay? I'm provoking. That's the joke okay calm down, but Jesus Christ. I don't get it!
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Just like stop caring and no one's going to be all like "you belong to the kitchen."
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They're like, oh you play gaMES. Oh, you must be really crap.
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Because she's a whamen and whamen are inferior to video games.
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I played Candy crush, but I'm not a gamer. Now, that is not true. That is a lie that is a paradox. You are a gamer.
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Why does that tick people off? Are you serious? You are? It's like even the people that are like I've got pokemon go but like
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I'm not a gamer like yeah, you are, really. If you can't accept you're a gamer
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there is something wrong with you, sir.
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Well. I guess there's something wrong with me.
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*more violently* Well I guess there's something wrong with me!
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I don't understand why do you think there's something wrong with me?
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I don't understand why you have to define yourself by the fact that you play video games. To me
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that's just fucking pathetic. If you watch movies you wouldn't go "I'm a movie viewer, I'm a mover!"
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Yeah, mover (dawg)!
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What up? I love movies. Pff, have you seen a short film? You're a mover.
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Do you watch Youtube? You're a movie watcher. What the fuck do you mean?
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Can't you just play Candy Crush without having to define yourself as a fucking gamer?
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Can I not just play
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*banging* Candy Crush iN MY SPARE TIME WITHOut being defined as a goddamn gamer?
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What's the best thing about gaming?
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Ohhhh, that question, really.
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Ooh.
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Oh, I hate when people ask me that question
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nahhhh
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It's almost when people ask me what's wrong with my face. Ohhh!
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How dare THEY!!
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Look at the smile on her face? *squeal*
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What isn't the best thing about gaming? Everything, everything.
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Quality, quality content.
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Moving ON everybody!
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As a whamon on the internet, it's tough. It's tough out there. It's a tough...
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It's a tough world to live in. You know I try to be on the forefront of respecting whamen.
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I am part of the ambassador program
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for respecting whamen dot org slash
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respect
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People don't understand what it's like,
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so thank god for BBC 3 because now we are going to learn what it's like to be a
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*noise* on the *noise* on the internet
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Things you'll know it you're a women.
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Facebook requests. I get these all the time to the point that it's like
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I just sort of glance at it, and I just like switch off.
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That never happens to me.
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Never ever have I gotten a random Facebook request and if you're a male watching this as well
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I'm sure you can agree with random Facebook request just doesn't happen to us males.
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We are so privileged and so lucky to be here and
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just
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not having to get a bunch of friend requests from people that you don't know.
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And you might think uh well you're Pewdiepie.
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That's why you're going to get it. I got them before ok I got I've always gotten them
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It's because I am half whamen damn it
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dick pics
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Whamen get dick pics. Who takes dick pics? Why would you take a dick pic?
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I don't understand the concept of dick pic like you
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I wouldn't spread my ass and take a picture of my butthole even though it's a
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~*beautiful*~ butthole by the way, it's absolutely beautiful.
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Impeccable perfect symmetric, but I wouldn't take a picture of it yet alone send it to someone.
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See I'm concerned cause I'm like oh dick pic
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Does girls like dick pic?
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Am I missing out on something here because I thought, girls didn't like dick pics? (pewds gets excited)
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MARZIA!! *High Pitch Voice*
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Never think to myself "You know what I could really do with tonight." A dick.
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I wouldn't really want a picture of someone's vagina.
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Does that make me gay?
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Hell no!
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Maybe a little bit.
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I don't know why I'm talking about this. :(
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In a coffee queue, and then you're just like bombarded with this like phallic monstrosity on your phone that you just don't want
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*giggle*
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What did she just say?
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~Phallic monstrosity~
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I hate.. I hate just being in line for coffee and then you get bombarded with *spitting* dick pics
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Speak to a dick pic connoisseur and be like bruh
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But you don't get a dick pic and be like I'd really like to have amazing consensual sex with you
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Did her phone become a dick like I don't get it.
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I don't want the dicks just stop sending me the dicks >:(
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Finally a wha.. that gets it.
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Dating apps!
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There is a lot of I think fetishisation of like particularly women of color on dating apps.
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Yes, this is my perfect opportunity like to catch a black woman. Like, I'm not a pokemon.
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are you kidding? are you serious?
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I swear she was Hitmonlee. No, wait...
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Now I'm just confused.
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Is that the same as when you're walking down the street and someone's like hey, baby and if you don't say anything they're like
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"Fuck off bitch!!!"
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To be fair. Yeah, no guys really have an ego problem with rejection, and I understand this one. Stop being so fucking pathetic
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Okay guys on the internet if she's not interested that means you're ugly just deal with it
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Targeted advertising. I don't know where to start with this. This make me so angry, I start shaking.
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It makes me angry too when I get targeted ads
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towards myself. If I get an ad for for the latest video game, I'm just like oh....fucking....
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Ah, it makes me angry. Because I'm a man it doesn't mean I like games!!!
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I always get the advertisement for like lose your belly fat.
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That's because you're fat
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*dododododododo*
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you're fa-fa-fa-fat
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Sorry you can't body shame. I forgot about that I forgot.
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How about this. Maybe it's because you're fat.
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BBC is a tax paid channel, the BBC is run by the government of UK. If you have a TV licence, you're obligated to pay for it.
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Now, I don't have a TV licence. The first thing I fucking unsigned up when I move to UK and they keep sending me like
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are you suuuuuure?
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Are you sure about this TV? Like fuck off.
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No, no, you wi- I would not support this shit. To be fair some of these videos
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I thought were good. Some of them flat-out cancer.
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But that pretty much sums up Buzzfeed type of content anyway and my content for that matter.
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This has been Pewdiepie remember to respect whamen and leave a like - for every like you respect one whamen
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I'm sure there's going to be some montage about all the whamen joke I made at some point in the future, but until then
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Stay awesome Bros.
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ahh, Sister Fister, sorry Sister Fister
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*Yay The Brofist is back :D