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  • If there's one type of channel that I enjoy more than BuzzFeed....

  • BuzzFeed Clones.

  • I have found it right here. The only thing better than Buzzfeed...

  • BBC Three

  • Lewis! Pause the online game!

  • Hey Guys! Let's grab a bunch of people with a colorful background!

  • That's POPULAR right? We can do that too!!

  • no.

  • NO.

  • NO!!!!

  • If you're not familiar with BBC Three the most popular series they have is things not to say to

  • basically

  • It's the things not to say to people with disabilities.

  • Which I think it's a good idea because you generally want to be respectful to these people and a lot of times

  • I'm like I don't know. I don't know what to say to you

  • I had a boy about same age as me turn to me and say

  • Ew..What happened to your face

  • and I looked him dead in the eye and I said

  • Umm I got a horrible disease that you'll catch if i breath on you. and then i went

  • *breathing*

  • And he ran off screaming

  • so it starts off by that which is you know EHEH a good thing.

  • somewhere along their line they ran out of ideas which BBC three if you're watching I can relate ok I understand your suffering

  • Finally finally a video of things that I'm tired of hearing as a gamer all the time

  • oh, It's so hard being a gamer people don't understand the suffering maybe you can relate to this as well. Let's watch it

  • Let's watch it together.

  • Yeah you play video games, but you don't play proper video games (because you're a whamen).

  • Whamen can't play video games. What are you... well I bet you play...

  • I bet you play Sims! Bitches love sims am I right ehrhhr? (NO you aren't...)

  • *Pleasure.Png*

  • I don't know what it is with girls

  • They want to prove to themselves so badly that they're *gamers*, but it's like no one cares. Like no one cares.

  • Aren't you too old for that?

  • That is what I hear all the time. No. I only just got good. Girls can't get good at games.

  • This has been scientifically proven because they have whamen brains which is inferior to male brains.

  • I'm joking! I'm joking...

  • i'm joking :/

  • (it's scientific fact tho)

  • You may as well just say then again like TV shows are for kids, movies are for kids

  • In other words books and films are for filthy casuals

  • filthy casuals man

  • OH

  • I made a 4chan meme in real life, what up? What up dawg?

  • games are for pros

  • Games are for (drumroll) epic people... like myself.

  • I am an EPIC.. I am a.. why do I keep doing that :(

  • Such a waste of money!

  • Oh, whatever.

  • Have you not heard of piracy?

  • Heyyyy listen. You can't steal what in you're copying.

  • I like her response. Oh, whatEVER, I'm on welfare anyway.

  • That is not true. It is a far more effective way to spend your money

  • No. I... I can 100% agree because like I've definitely

  • finished all of these games I..

  • I... played them from start to finish

  • And I really got my money's worth on all these all these titles because I spent time playing through all of them

  • It's a really really money... money well spent!

  • If you're into music you spend so much money on an amp or a guitar or drums set or something like that

  • And it's just like everyone's got a thing.

  • if you're a gamer you have to buy a computer,

  • display, a keyboard. Like what is your argument here? I don't understand.

  • gaming encourages violenceee

  • This statement is actually true. Just like uh

  • gaming encourages sexism, which has both been proven at many several

  • occasions can we move on with this argument, please?

  • one of the most annoying things

  • Look how ticked off they are

  • look how angry.. you see just see how furious they get when they get this statement?

  • It's because they are so extremely violent

  • Look how violent they are..

  • Again, completely but you know when I come off I don't start murdering innocents.

  • If you are a violent person you're a violent person and video games

  • are not going to make you no more violent.

  • I only just met you, but I know this one's going to wind you up.

  • Oh god, okay.

  • Did your boyfriend get you into gaming?

  • I think that's a yes.

  • *screech of frustration*

  • Why can't just women just be into games by their self.

  • No, you just can't.

  • *giggles*

  • I'm joking by the way, it's a joke!!! It's just I don't get why they get so ticked off

  • That's why it's funny to me okay? I'm provoking. That's the joke okay calm down, but Jesus Christ. I don't get it!

  • Just like stop caring and no one's going to be all like "you belong to the kitchen."

  • They're like, oh you play gaMES. Oh, you must be really crap.

  • Because she's a whamen and whamen are inferior to video games.

  • I played Candy crush, but I'm not a gamer. Now, that is not true. That is a lie that is a paradox. You are a gamer.

  • Why does that tick people off? Are you serious? You are? It's like even the people that are like I've got pokemon go but like

  • I'm not a gamer like yeah, you are, really. If you can't accept you're a gamer

  • there is something wrong with you, sir.

  • Well. I guess there's something wrong with me.

  • *more violently* Well I guess there's something wrong with me!

  • I don't understand why do you think there's something wrong with me?

  • I don't understand why you have to define yourself by the fact that you play video games. To me

  • that's just fucking pathetic. If you watch movies you wouldn't go "I'm a movie viewer, I'm a mover!"

  • Yeah, mover (dawg)!

  • What up? I love movies. Pff, have you seen a short film? You're a mover.

  • Do you watch Youtube? You're a movie watcher. What the fuck do you mean?

  • Can't you just play Candy Crush without having to define yourself as a fucking gamer?

  • Can I not just play

  • *banging* Candy Crush iN MY SPARE TIME WITHOut being defined as a goddamn gamer?

  • What's the best thing about gaming?

  • Ohhhh, that question, really.

  • Ooh.

  • Oh, I hate when people ask me that question

  • nahhhh

  • It's almost when people ask me what's wrong with my face. Ohhh!

  • How dare THEY!!

  • Look at the smile on her face? *squeal*

  • What isn't the best thing about gaming? Everything, everything.

  • Quality, quality content.

  • Moving ON everybody!

  • As a whamon on the internet, it's tough. It's tough out there. It's a tough...

  • It's a tough world to live in. You know I try to be on the forefront of respecting whamen.

  • I am part of the ambassador program

  • for respecting whamen dot org slash

  • respect

  • People don't understand what it's like,

  • so thank god for BBC 3 because now we are going to learn what it's like to be a

  • *noise* on the *noise* on the internet

  • Things you'll know it you're a women.

  • Facebook requests. I get these all the time to the point that it's like

  • I just sort of glance at it, and I just like switch off.

  • That never happens to me.

  • Never ever have I gotten a random Facebook request and if you're a male watching this as well

  • I'm sure you can agree with random Facebook request just doesn't happen to us males.

  • We are so privileged and so lucky to be here and

  • just

  • not having to get a bunch of friend requests from people that you don't know.

  • And you might think uh well you're Pewdiepie.

  • That's why you're going to get it. I got them before ok I got I've always gotten them

  • It's because I am half whamen damn it

  • dick pics

  • Whamen get dick pics. Who takes dick pics? Why would you take a dick pic?

  • I don't understand the concept of dick pic like you

  • I wouldn't spread my ass and take a picture of my butthole even though it's a

  • ~*beautiful*~ butthole by the way, it's absolutely beautiful.

  • Impeccable perfect symmetric, but I wouldn't take a picture of it yet alone send it to someone.

  • See I'm concerned cause I'm like oh dick pic

  • Does girls like dick pic?

  • Am I missing out on something here because I thought, girls didn't like dick pics? (pewds gets excited)

  • MARZIA!! *High Pitch Voice*

  • Never think to myself "You know what I could really do with tonight." A dick.

  • I wouldn't really want a picture of someone's vagina.

  • Does that make me gay?

  • Hell no!

  • Maybe a little bit.

  • I don't know why I'm talking about this. :(

  • In a coffee queue, and then you're just like bombarded with this like phallic monstrosity on your phone that you just don't want

  • *giggle*

  • What did she just say?

  • ~Phallic monstrosity~

  • I hate.. I hate just being in line for coffee and then you get bombarded with *spitting* dick pics

  • Speak to a dick pic connoisseur and be like bruh

  • But you don't get a dick pic and be like I'd really like to have amazing consensual sex with you

  • Did her phone become a dick like I don't get it.

  • I don't want the dicks just stop sending me the dicks >:(

  • Finally a wha.. that gets it.

  • Dating apps!

  • There is a lot of I think fetishisation of like particularly women of color on dating apps.

  • Yes, this is my perfect opportunity like to catch a black woman. Like, I'm not a pokemon.

  • are you kidding? are you serious?

  • I swear she was Hitmonlee. No, wait...

  • Now I'm just confused.

  • Is that the same as when you're walking down the street and someone's like hey, baby and if you don't say anything they're like

  • "Fuck off bitch!!!"

  • To be fair. Yeah, no guys really have an ego problem with rejection, and I understand this one. Stop being so fucking pathetic

  • Okay guys on the internet if she's not interested that means you're ugly just deal with it

  • Targeted advertising. I don't know where to start with this. This make me so angry, I start shaking.

  • It makes me angry too when I get targeted ads

  • towards myself. If I get an ad for for the latest video game, I'm just like oh....fucking....

  • Ah, it makes me angry. Because I'm a man it doesn't mean I like games!!!

  • I always get the advertisement for like lose your belly fat.

  • That's because you're fat

  • *dododododododo*

  • you're fa-fa-fa-fat

  • Sorry you can't body shame. I forgot about that I forgot.

  • How about this. Maybe it's because you're fat.

  • BBC is a tax paid channel, the BBC is run by the government of UK. If you have a TV licence, you're obligated to pay for it.

  • Now, I don't have a TV licence. The first thing I fucking unsigned up when I move to UK and they keep sending me like

  • are you suuuuuure?

  • Are you sure about this TV? Like fuck off.

  • No, no, you wi- I would not support this shit. To be fair some of these videos

  • I thought were good. Some of them flat-out cancer.

  • But that pretty much sums up Buzzfeed type of content anyway and my content for that matter.

  • This has been Pewdiepie remember to respect whamen and leave a like - for every like you respect one whamen

  • I'm sure there's going to be some montage about all the whamen joke I made at some point in the future, but until then

  • Stay awesome Bros.

  • ahh, Sister Fister, sorry Sister Fister

  • *Yay The Brofist is back :D

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/07/01
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