Damn, I'm excited today. One my favorite games this year, Little Nightmares, just came out with a DLC.

I think it's this one.

Oh, God. I hope it's that one.

I don't know, it came out of nowhere. It's early - the DLC is early. I repeat everyone.

ohhhhh

Such a nice surprise. This is definitely it. What? Who are you?

Wow, why does your head look like a meatball. You look delicious.

How did we end up here? Oh, I'm drowning. Uh-oh.

Oh, we're at - that's - I remember this place

This is where we met the enemy for the first time.

Oh, I'm so cute!

So then - we're on the boat still then.

We're playing as one of the ~*children*~

This is awesome. I'm so glad we're getting more content of this game!

Where do I go ?

I forgot, I forgot about Teddy. Can I go back and get him? I forgot the controls. I've got everything come on. Okay great

Jeez is he gonna come and check on me. I best be going then

Alright well this way it is there he is oh. He's he chasing the girl

From the original that's funny. Oh

No, she died

I had this theory that this guy is a nice guy he just looks horrible

Cause he never he never actually kills you he just captures you or whatever maybe just one of those clingy parents, you know

Actually, you know you know what I'll take it back. He's horrible there you go. It's the boat

Whoop !

luckily placed

Mattress we've been here as well.

Oh Shit, it's the slug. I know what those do

I will not say hi to you today mister

Giant black

Don't say penis, okay, cool

We've been there as well. This is weird. It's like we're playing behind the scenes

ah there is a little Girl down there

????

All right, we'll tip tap our way through

If I remember how I grabbed stuff I need, no I need to jump down here

okay, I see

I complete.. I don't know which one I grab with and I know it's just such an important move

Here we go

We're gonna have to run back aren't we?

I have to remember which one I run on

That's sneak you know, let... sorry

Okay, Sprint, grab

flashlight, crouch, okay

Sorry now you don't have to hear me?

Keep going, I don't know the controls

C'mon buddy there you go. Oh, God where do I hide here ?

What a major fuckup !

I thought for sure that would be covered in the middle. I just assumed that there would be. Great let's do that again

What the fuck was that. All right here we go

I don't trust that bitch tho

I ain't trusting no bitches that be snitchin like snitches here we go come back here girl

Where you going girl with three bag? I'm going to throw up cube into your fucking face come here

You want this Cube?

You want to play Minecraft

This game is just like my real life come back here lady. Where'd you go?

I love this area. It's so cute

Alright. I assume. We have to go back up here. There's no potato people left

I don't know why I'm doing this it's figured

great job Felix! end your life, Jesus Christ

Okay, I can just go here. It's fine. It's fine. I know what I'm doing

Professional gamer here look I have toilet paper. That's right. That's right. Thank you everyone toilet paper

Anyone need some I got you fam. What is she doing?

Oh what a dick.. that's fine. I have toilet papers

Yeah, yeah

See I got you fam coming to get you girl. I don't know why I'm coming to get you

But I'm gonna catch up that I was a joke everyone. Thank you. 10/10 all right let's grab this

And let's go down nice, and easy. Where's she going?

She's going in there in the hole. She's going in the hole come back here when it's safe to jump off now

I would assume. I'm fine. I'm fine

It'd be funny if you started playing as the inside character, or some shit all of a sudden. Plot twist

This game is Canon

Okay, I assume we have to go down there, but I also kind of want to check around

Okay, well let's just go

Whoop ! haha

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOA!!!!!!!!!!

I'm fine

Swim Swim Swim Swim swim I don't trust it, I don't trust the water. I don't trust the water

I just don't trust the water get out of the water. Thank you. What the fuck

What do I do here?

Oh hell no, it's vibrating my controller is like non-stop

Vibration alright, we got it. We got to pull this

Which I don't like even more

Why is my controller freaking out?

it's like *Imitates vibration*

Jezz do you see it's my Scrotum. Look at it I'm vibrating like crazy

What is happening?

What is... Oh okay here we go?

I did it everyone let's just go through I don't want to check the background

Ah we get the flashlight, now we can use it

Cool which you use with B

nice

Nice, and cozy. Are you scared now? I bet you're scared. I never get scared so it's okay. Oh God. That's a giant slug thing

all right, I would say hi, but

I gonna go with "bye" this time thank you

Ok here we go yes, the we're going great

so far ZERO DEATH (2 deaths) Oh shit Jesus

fucking Christ you distracted me nearly got me killed boy.

"Crouch" Yes, ah shi-

Nope coming from the ceiling not a problem. I saw that one. NO I got stuck in the pipe

What the fuck ah?

It keeps vibrating. Oh now it stops. I thank God that was super annoying

Fucking hell. I got stuck in this stupid pipe

Jesus Christ they're faster in the water

It's almost like they're water creatures or something

Hey look at that. Yeah, oh, God. What do I do here? Oh?

Yeah, boy. hell yeah mate that was fucking awesome man alright, so

Aren't you gonna like?

There you go, okay, whoa

Oh God that does not sound nice. HA yeah

I did it zero death everyone (3 deaths) Thank you so much. Oh God, okay

The fuck is this ?

Oh God, I don't trust anything

Whoop oh God swim swim swim swim swim swim.....

What's happening here? What is this

okay,

I don't know what this DLC is called I don't know what it's about. I just

Just randomly saw it was available and then I'm like hell. Yeah. I'm just gonna get it

Oh God, okay. This is very dark. Give me my flashlight. I don't think I can

AHHHH

Piece of potato pie hell yeah

Legit he looks like a meatball

Panera is your home Ikea is my city

Whoa that was deeper than I expected

I strongly feel like some sort of yep

Okay, well this is great. This is where we die. There's chairs. There's chairs coming to kill me

Please for the love of God Swim

Girl you almost got me Mr.Chair not today

This meatball lives another day, bow. I said bow instead of bro. Thank you

Uncut footage you know it always does well

Doesn't show how cringy I am in as a human being thank you. Thank you everyone.

I don't know why I did that right there a giant rectum here

I don't like it

Where am I supposed to go here?

No click it. I don't know

Down here, maybe I feel like I would die

No, I'm fine with that

How about that?

Excellent. What is this?

Alright, you come up with me now. Oh God that looks that looks very bad, uh excuse me

AH

Ah, that did the trick great excellent. Let's let's go here.

Oh God, they're really fucking fast

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!NO!!AHHHHHHHHH

Why didn't I run I forgot I could I pressed A I'm so stupid Jesus, okay?

i'll try to run this time that would be I would be super Super Duper

I don't know why I feel safer on this thing, but really in reality. I'm fucking not

Hey look at that if you actually run you win. How about that? Who would have thought you should have to run crazy

I don't trust it

no

Oh God it's speaking to me. Come out and play pewdie.

Okay, great

More water for Fuck's sake man

Looks like we got a lot of climbing to do here bros a lot of climbing for one meatball to make

What part of the ship is this who places a random toilet there?

No toilet paper for you, buddy. hehe, oh God grab it

There you go

video game rules if there's a switch you gotta what the fuck ah

fuck

Alright fine. Maybe we need to release the pressure first if you know what I mean

Alright, here we go

There you go

hey, how about that

Wow, what a tricky puzzle there, oh mah gawd x3, my ass is filling up

Yeah, yeah

Yeah, oh, I get it. I get it we gotta hurry up

whoo

Swim Swim Swim Swim Swim Swim Swim Swim Swim Swim Swim

How do I, I died I died everyone I died

Did I not...What?

Yeah, that's how drowning works everyone in case you weren't aware

You lose any breath of air. You instantly die?

There you go

lil' Above my water hey there that does the trick

Stop stop. That's enough. Ahh Sewage. Thank you wow try not to get it in your mouth, buddy

There you go nice

nice and Smooth

Man I love playing this game

It plays so nicely I love it

There's something about it

All right new place

Let's save this barrel for no reason no, I can't

Okay, well, I don't fucking know push you out. No just look at it

What about here, oh okay. Wow... hahahaha

Oh jeez. can I pull you no it's definitely something in the water here

You can feel it

I literally can feel it my my, Oh, God. I see him my controller is vib.... Well, what the fuck it's a giant's wow that's creepy

Don't kill me Mr.Sea Monster get up UPPP!!!

THE FUCK!!

Get up get up no it doesn't work swim leave me alone

Ah GET UP

I hate this

Get up get up get up......Edgar is freaking out

oh

God, I'm sweating for real. Oh

My God sweating for real. I am not a fucking seal

Ah Jeez

Okay, calm down

We can do this easy easy game boom bam slam...

Sam and damn don't fucking touch me

The Forbid can't touch it ah fuck you

What you gonna do huh?

I'm going here for no reason hey, you like alcohol. I got you fam that got grabbed it

What is this?

Saw one of these before okay, so these are the new collectibles

Okay, great. It's a bottle post

Great. Hey, maybe we can use it as distraction

Idiot idiot

Yes

Boi, that was straight up BS

Oh it's bs, no it's bz

I know kids slang shut up great jump there Felix you

Gold Star Buddy

I see you oh God.

ASSHOLE

You're a real penis

Don't fucking touch me man

Through the box now, okay, I see how it is

Oh my God this thing I hate it now you gonna get mad at me. Oh he's not playing the game perfectly hell

Yeah, if I did it he I'd be over a long time ago, man

Bitch, you can't fucking touch me

Swim Swim Swim get up ain't that fucking hard bitch

Fuck a duck. That's right. Bye. Bye

Bye

Here we go can we pull this it's a box everyone. I can climb here. I see it now, okay

Sorry, I wasn't paying attention

That is probably

your mama

Your mama everyone your mama jokes, Top of the morning now that too much ain't it unless it goes down by itself

No it doesn't

Alright that will do little dead copes that'll do what the fuck

Oh my God, okay, well then die, then fucking die

Why does he not grab that what's your fucking problem alright? I'm ready for you. Don't fucking fuck with me alright cuz I will

Swing back swing back slowly, but that was not nearly good enough. Oh

Now you can grab it. Oh, that's interesting

That's really interesting

thanks for letting me know about that one

You want some fish come to get it ? Oh, there's more of it

It just keeps coming looks Delish

I'll have some

Yeah, take some have some have some more while I swim. It's way tastier than me look. I'm skinny that

Fish is fat like your mama gottem absolutely just get up. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you

Fuck are you man?