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  • What is happening?

  • What's up gamers, it's me

  • Poppy Mary Ham Gaming Time

  • A new show that I'm launching

  • where we play a game from start to finish

  • Smash like, subscribe, if you are a gamer

  • Today we are playing "Kids"

  • that's right, I thought it would fit you nine-year-olds

  • There's an another game by the same creator

  • called "Plug n play"

  • I played it a few years ago and it was like

  • going on a trip

  • So let's just do that, let's go gamers

  • Let's go on a gaming journey

  • What in the world is happening?

  • That's a hole

  • Don't jump

  • Whatever you do, do NOT jump down the-

  • God dammit!

  • *laughs*

  • Okay, I click and they fall, that's fantastic

  • there you go

  • You will ALL go!

  • Everyone has to go, except Jorgan

  • c'mon Jorgan, you're staying

  • We cool, right, we go to Chuckie Cheese, right

  • Jorgan don't do it

  • Jorgan I know it looks grim, but don't do it

  • God Damn it

  • I clicked on it, it was me, hehe, oh-

  • Can I save them, uh, I saved you Jorgan *choir fades in*

  • You're with me

  • We go- oh nevermind

  • oh

  • oh

  • okay

  • aaaaaaaaaaah * Pewds harmonizing with the choir*

  • ooooooooooh

  • do you like it

  • beautiful

  • look at them go

  • little babies, naked babies

  • oh wait I can't say that

  • Youtube algorithm I didn't say anything, I swear

  • I said happy real estate

  • I'm looking at houses right now

  • that's right

  • epic

  • I don't know what the point of this is but

  • I enjoy it

  • *chuckles*

  • *thud* aaaaaaah

  • *chuckles and inhale**

  • are you alive?

  • he's fine, look he's fine

  • don't worry about it

  • Alright, this is the tough choice.

  • "Hi" or "Hello"

  • I'm a simple kind of guy

  • *Laughs*

  • I made the wrong choice.

  • God Damn-- God Damn kids!

  • *Laughs*

  • Alright, let's see... "This Way"

  • Alright, we're going down the hole again.

  • Because why not?

  • Everyone knows the Golden Rule of holes:

  • "You gotta enter 'em"

  • Ayyyyy

  • THIS WAY! *Laughs*

  • Alright

  • What IS THIS?

  • *Laughs*

  • Alright, let's do a nice 'lil jump.

  • That's it. Ah, almost synchronized.

  • Oh God...

  • Why's it pulsing?

  • WHY IS IT PULSING?

  • OH GOD

  • Ugh, ew

  • Oh God, it's a pooper.

  • Augh, we're getting pooped out!

  • It's fine, this happens to everyone.

  • Everyone has to get pooped

  • We've all done this.

  • We've all experienced this

  • Let's not pretend that this isn't natural

  • *Whispers* Oh God damn, that's disgusting

  • This is how it looks like every time you poop.

  • Just so you know.

  • Just so you're aware of that.

  • Oh God, I gotta go out too

  • Hey, no no no, stop. You're going back.

  • This guy is going back. He doesn't want-- GOD DAMN IT, can't go back.

  • Alright

  • Let's just break the barrier.

  • Let's just break the-- oh god, oh god.

  • Just, just get it over with, oh god.

  • Yeah! *Laughs*

  • It's a nipple!

  • This is how nipples are born

  • This is an educational video now, look.

  • Oh God, no go back in.

  • *Laughs*

  • NO! I'M NOT DOING IT!

  • *Laughing* Ewww

  • Oh!

  • Oh my God...

  • Me and The Boys after we...

  • Become living nipples.

  • Alright get going, boys.

  • Alright, you were supposed to go together but fine. Alright.

  • Just GO!

  • Oh god, they're so fast

  • Ugh...

  • Oh God, there's SO MANY OF YOU!

  • STOP!

  • They've been busy

  • Pooping out boys.

  • *Burps*

  • Excuse me.

  • Oh, I'm sorry.

  • Like you've never done it.

  • Jesus Christ, dude, there's just more and more!

  • It's oddly visually pleasing, this game.

  • Watch it in 1080p

  • 60 frames

  • It's epic. Alright

  • Woooooah

  • That's it

  • That's what I want

  • There's no more pooping, that's all I ask

  • This way

  • Come on guys

  • Jesus CHRIST, get along, please!

  • Uh, okay, alright

  • Do you even know what you're saying?

  • Alright, so

  • This way

  • Agreed. You made a compelling argument

  • Yes, that's the...

  • Uh-huh, uh-huh *To the tune of That's the Way I Like It by KC and the Sunshine Band*

  • Ope! Jack paid me, okay? I'm sorry

  • What are they doing now?

  • I don't know why I'm surprised, of course he jumps in.

  • Everyone. *Higher pitch* Everyone!*

  • Go!

  • Oh Jesus Christ!

  • Oh my GOD STOP!

  • HEY!

  • HEY!

  • *Laughs*

  • That's right.

  • No more holes.

  • Never.

  • We don't do that anymore.

  • What is this? Yeah join them.

  • That's right.

  • Together we are strong.

  • We run away from holes.

  • Out path has changed.

  • No!

  • Oh my God, stop!

  • There you go.

  • I think I have to.

  • *Laughs*

  • It's kind of fun, I wanna do it.

  • Not bad, right?

  • Hey look, I'm swimming boy in space boy

  • This is epic.

  • I kinda look like a bunny with a clown nose or something like that.

  • Alright-- Oh GOD DAMN IT, not this again.

  • Just go through quick.

  • Poop it out. This makes me wanna poop.

  • Oh God, what is this now?

  • Oh they connect?

  • Ew

  • Ew

  • Ew

  • Disgusting

  • Just go. Just go. Just go. Just go.

  • Thank you.

  • The sounds too.

  • Ew

  • Ew

  • I don't LIKE IT!

  • Can I mute this?

  • At least you can mute the video, Jesus Christ.

  • It sounds just like when I have too much spicy food, seriously.

  • Oh God, not the nipple

  • Alright, thank F***

  • Oh GOD the nipple!

  • NO!

  • Fine!

  • Oh God, there's so many nipples.

  • Go back.

  • Go back. I don't... we're not doing this.

  • We're not doing this anymore.

  • Fine.

  • Get.

  • Out.

  • Ew.

  • Skratta

  • Wake up, Jorgan

  • Oh My GOOOOOOOOOOD *Laughs*

  • I'm telling you, it's so visually pleasing.

  • Very epic.

  • Alright, what are we doing?

  • Boom boom.

  • It doesn't work, I wanted to do the

  • *knock knock clap*

  • *knock knock clap*

  • We can do Meme Review, clap clap

  • *Laughs*

  • They ARE nine-year-olds! I knew it

  • Meme Review!

  • *Laughter*

  • Oh I can charge it.

  • Okay

  • OoooooooOOOOOOOHHHHHH

  • Alright, alright, alright

  • Imagine like if you do it at home, like how many million people are gonna clap at the same time.

  • Okay? Three, two, one

  • Meme Review!

  • Alright, that didn't... it didn't really w--

  • work

  • What happened?

  • DO IT

  • DO IT

  • Oh my... You do it.

  • Do what?

  • "No u," really? *Laughs*

  • "No U: The Game," everyone

  • Then who should do it?

  • Oh, okay *Laughs*

  • I like it.

  • ALRIGHT

  • I'll, I'll do it.

  • I'll cross the bridge.

  • Someone's gotta do it.

  • Keep swimming, bunny

  • Weirdly it-- co-- come on, it looks like a bunny, don't lie to me.

  • We're going against the grain, boys

  • Why are they running away from me, what's wrong?

  • Okay fine, I swim this way then.

  • I don't care.

  • It's whatever.

  • I don't even care.

  • God damn, there's so many of them.

  • Where am I supposed to go, sideways?

  • Okay, this is epic.

  • This is the thing with these games, you never know what's going to happen.

  • Oh my God, that's so hypnotizing for my eyes,

  • Okay, we made it. Amazing.

  • Now what?

  • Oh God, upside down nipple!

  • *Angelic singing*

  • Beautiful!

  • Oh, now...

  • If your kids ever ask you

  • how kids are born

  • just show them this video.

  • I think that's the only way to explain properly

  • Beautiful. 10/10 performance

  • Unify!

  • OH! Jesus!

  • What is this? I'm so weirded out.

  • Okay, alright everybody, on three everyone is going to clap Meme Review

  • It's gonna be epic.

  • Yeah, you too.