Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles What is happening? What's up gamers, it's me Poppy Mary Ham Gaming Time A new show that I'm launching where we play a game from start to finish Smash like, subscribe, if you are a gamer Today we are playing "Kids" that's right, I thought it would fit you nine-year-olds There's an another game by the same creator called "Plug n play" I played it a few years ago and it was like going on a trip So let's just do that, let's go gamers Let's go on a gaming journey What in the world is happening? That's a hole Don't jump Whatever you do, do NOT jump down the- God dammit! *laughs* Okay, I click and they fall, that's fantastic there you go You will ALL go! Everyone has to go, except Jorgan c'mon Jorgan, you're staying We cool, right, we go to Chuckie Cheese, right Jorgan don't do it Jorgan I know it looks grim, but don't do it God Damn it I clicked on it, it was me, hehe, oh- Can I save them, uh, I saved you Jorgan *choir fades in* You're with me We go- oh nevermind oh oh okay aaaaaaaaaaah * Pewds harmonizing with the choir* ooooooooooh do you like it beautiful look at them go little babies, naked babies oh wait I can't say that Youtube algorithm I didn't say anything, I swear I said happy real estate I'm looking at houses right now that's right epic I don't know what the point of this is but I enjoy it *chuckles* *thud* aaaaaaah *chuckles and inhale** are you alive? he's fine, look he's fine don't worry about it Alright, this is the tough choice. "Hi" or "Hello" I'm a simple kind of guy *Laughs* I made the wrong choice. God Damn-- God Damn kids! *Laughs* Alright, let's see... "This Way" Alright, we're going down the hole again. Because why not? Everyone knows the Golden Rule of holes: "You gotta enter 'em" Ayyyyy THIS WAY! *Laughs* Alright What IS THIS? *Laughs* Alright, let's do a nice 'lil jump. That's it. Ah, almost synchronized. Oh God... Why's it pulsing? WHY IS IT PULSING? OH GOD Ugh, ew Oh God, it's a pooper. Augh, we're getting pooped out! It's fine, this happens to everyone. Everyone has to get pooped We've all done this. We've all experienced this Let's not pretend that this isn't natural *Whispers* Oh God damn, that's disgusting This is how it looks like every time you poop. Just so you know. Just so you're aware of that. Oh God, I gotta go out too Hey, no no no, stop. You're going back. This guy is going back. He doesn't want-- GOD DAMN IT, can't go back. Alright Let's just break the barrier. Let's just break the-- oh god, oh god. Just, just get it over with, oh god. Yeah! *Laughs* It's a nipple! This is how nipples are born This is an educational video now, look. Oh God, no go back in. *Laughs* NO! I'M NOT DOING IT! *Laughing* Ewww Oh! Oh my God... Me and The Boys after we... Become living nipples. Alright get going, boys. Alright, you were supposed to go together but fine. Alright. Just GO! Oh god, they're so fast Ugh... Oh God, there's SO MANY OF YOU! STOP! They've been busy Pooping out boys. *Burps* Excuse me. Oh, I'm sorry. Like you've never done it. Jesus Christ, dude, there's just more and more! It's oddly visually pleasing, this game. Watch it in 1080p 60 frames It's epic. Alright Woooooah That's it That's what I want There's no more pooping, that's all I ask This way Come on guys Jesus CHRIST, get along, please! Uh, okay, alright Do you even know what you're saying? Alright, so This way Agreed. You made a compelling argument Yes, that's the... Uh-huh, uh-huh *To the tune of That's the Way I Like It by KC and the Sunshine Band* Ope! Jack paid me, okay? I'm sorry What are they doing now? I don't know why I'm surprised, of course he jumps in. Everyone. *Higher pitch* Everyone!* Go! Oh Jesus Christ! Oh my GOD STOP! HEY! HEY! *Laughs* That's right. No more holes. Never. We don't do that anymore. What is this? Yeah join them. That's right. Together we are strong. We run away from holes. Out path has changed. No! Oh my God, stop! There you go. I think I have to. *Laughs* It's kind of fun, I wanna do it. Not bad, right? Hey look, I'm swimming boy in space boy This is epic. I kinda look like a bunny with a clown nose or something like that. Alright-- Oh GOD DAMN IT, not this again. Just go through quick. Poop it out. This makes me wanna poop. Oh God, what is this now? Oh they connect? Ew Ew Ew Disgusting Just go. Just go. Just go. Just go. Thank you. The sounds too. Ew Ew I don't LIKE IT! Can I mute this? At least you can mute the video, Jesus Christ. It sounds just like when I have too much spicy food, seriously. Oh God, not the nipple Alright, thank F*** Oh GOD the nipple! NO! Fine! Oh God, there's so many nipples. Go back. Go back. I don't... we're not doing this. We're not doing this anymore. Fine. Get. Out. Ew. Skratta Wake up, Jorgan Oh My GOOOOOOOOOOD *Laughs* I'm telling you, it's so visually pleasing. Very epic. Alright, what are we doing? Boom boom. It doesn't work, I wanted to do the *knock knock clap* *knock knock clap* We can do Meme Review, clap clap *Laughs* They ARE nine-year-olds! I knew it Meme Review! *Laughter* Oh I can charge it. Okay OoooooooOOOOOOOHHHHHH Alright, alright, alright Imagine like if you do it at home, like how many million people are gonna clap at the same time. Okay? Three, two, one Meme Review! Alright, that didn't... it didn't really w-- work What happened? DO IT DO IT Oh my... You do it. Do what? "No u," really? *Laughs* "No U: The Game," everyone Then who should do it? Oh, okay *Laughs* I like it. ALRIGHT I'll, I'll do it. I'll cross the bridge. Someone's gotta do it. Keep swimming, bunny Weirdly it-- co-- come on, it looks like a bunny, don't lie to me. We're going against the grain, boys Why are they running away from me, what's wrong? Okay fine, I swim this way then. I don't care. It's whatever. I don't even care. God damn, there's so many of them. Where am I supposed to go, sideways? Okay, this is epic. This is the thing with these games, you never know what's going to happen. Oh my God, that's so hypnotizing for my eyes, Okay, we made it. Amazing. Now what? Oh God, upside down nipple! *Angelic singing* Beautiful! Oh, now... If your kids ever ask you how kids are born just show them this video. I think that's the only way to explain properly Beautiful. 10/10 performance Unify! OH! Jesus! What is this? I'm so weirded out. Okay, alright everybody, on three everyone is going to clap Meme Review It's gonna be epic. Yeah, you too.