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  • HOW'S IT GOING SQUADFAAAAM

  • Today I wanted to ~flex~ on you, fam

  • cause i have the new Honor 7X, i know, you're jealous

  • I'm a huge Android fanboy

  • I had the previous version of this and I'm super happy with this thing

  • So, OBVIOUSLY, I'm gonna show it off

  • It's got a full view feature, which makes the screen even bigger when you're playing games

  • It feels amazing in your hand, seriously.... I could touch this thing all day

  • The screen is amazing, the color is amazing!

  • I've been playing in a couple games on it, and I never get lag, it's super smooth

  • It's the perfect phone for gaming and I couldn't be happier with it. Honestly. It's a perfect phone for gaming

  • I couldn't be happier with it, and the best bit: the battery life. I've been playing for 30 minutes. The battery hasn't even moved.

  • I'm super super impressed with it, and I'm not just showing off this time

  • I'm actually gonna give away five of these to you guys

  • So just check out the link in the description and you can win one of these as well.

  • I'll start the video, I just need to finish up, don't worry about it.

  • ~Check out: link in the description~

  • Hellooooooo

  • Everybody

  • Got a microphone, green screen, what?! Pewdiepie really stepped up the quality

  • And I noticed that and I'm gonna leave a like on this video because of that.

  • MY GOD, It's hot in here!

  • Here. We. Go.

  • ...interaction with people

  • Cant wait to interact with people... This is definitely the most normal way you can do that

  • ..The fuck is this?!

  • I spent all that time loading for this?!.. Dude. Oh my God.. alright..

  • What the hell, where are you going?

  • Hey man, hey hey hey, hey you, hey hey hey, hello

  • Hey, hey, hey you, excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me,

  • Excuse meee! HELLOOo. HELLOOoo?

  • HELLOOOo ...

  • HI! HI! AHHHH! DAHHH!

  • You wanna dragon ball them?.. Hey look. It's me!

  • HELL YEA MAN....

  • *pterodactyl screeches*

  • Why is being social so difficult, it's hard enough in real life!

  • how [do] I interact with people online?

  • how?

  • TELL ME! I want to be social

  • I want to communicate

  • I want to meet friends, but here I am alone in space.. ah

  • Holy shit, I can be Guts... ho! ho! Oh!!

  • OOOOooh! OOooh! OOOOOOooooh!

  • This would be a lot more fun if I had friends... wait I can be a Yoshi car

  • Great.

  • Are you fucking kidding me?

  • Pew pew, pew pew, pew pew!

  • Hey, HAI, HEY!

  • Hey, hey, hey hey hey hey hey hey, hey, hey what's up?

  • Can you guys hear me?

  • Can you see me? (here take this bow)

  • (It's a submarine) No, It's a Yoshi submarine.

  • (Guys can a submarine beat a robot?) YES IT CAN!

  • I don't think they can hear me still.. Hello, can you hear me hello? Hello? Hello, CAN YOU HEAR ME?!

  • CAN YOU HEAR ME??

  • Hey, hey.. hey, hey... hey... HEY, hey hey hey, hello... hello.. hello, hello, hello, hey

  • Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Hey. Can you hear meh? Helloooo.

  • Hey, hey buddy, hey, buddy, can you hear me? Can you hear me?

  • *whispers* Can you hear me?

  • Hello. Hey..

  • Can you hear me. Can. You. Hearah Meh.

  • UUUAHHHHH!

  • (You!) Yes!

  • (Join us!)

  • No!

  • (*unintelligable* become a poopy butthole?)

  • Where do I become poopy butthole?!

  • (hey come on) yes?

  • There he is!

  • (come on, come on, don't be shy)

  • Should i do it?! Should i do it?

  • I can't go closer!

  • No, no no!

  • No! (Salad ass, you better do it) No. Nope!

  • (Choose the poopy butthole!)

  • Okay, alright I'm gonna do it!

  • Alright I'm gonna do it!

  • OOOOAHHHHH! One of us, one of us! Oh ah oh!

  • REEEEK!

  • Where's the Szechuan sauce? (Oh, okay, it's you)

  • REEEKK!

  • Where's the Szechuan SAAAAUUUCE!

  • I'm pickle RIIIICKKK!

  • (HEY! Fucking.. salad ass..) Yeah what up fam?

  • (How you doing?) ...Not too bad man

  • Jesus fucking christ.. what is that? Let me.. come on.. let me.. let me touch it

  • (I will swallow you whole if you don't give me your gold right now.)

  • Listen... listen fatty. Give me your fattest dab, and I will.. think about it.

  • (What did you.. what did you call me?)

  • I called you a fat son of a bitch huh, what you gonna do about it?

  • (Okay, everyone turn around. I don't you to see this)

  • No. no.. Hey, hey, hey, I have a wife.. please. stop, leave me alone!

  • Where'd all the poopy butthole go?

  • (All the poopy buttholes went to the different world, man)

  • Which world? Take me there. Please my life depends on...

  • (Alright Pewdiepie bro) What, I'm poopy butthole. What are you talking about?

  • (Wait are you.. are you the real poopy butthole?)

  • I'm the real poopy butthole, that's right. I keep trying to tell you, everyone.

  • (Prima, do the little dance.)

  • The poopy butthole dance?

  • (Yes, right now) (Oh shit! He is the real one!)

  • That's right, that's right, I've been trying to tell you guys!

  • (Everyone else is a faker!)

  • I know, everyone else has been faking me. Cause none of them, can do this. That's right. That's right.

  • Look at this dance

  • (The gods are up there, we worship these gods.)

  • Oh i see!

  • (He must be very high.. You see.. yes. Fate has praised them, yes! Get down on your knees! Worship! worship...*laughing*)

  • What is the benefit of this cult?

  • (*laughing* Um, good healthcare!)

  • (You can get your IQ over 3,000)

  • Healthcare! Hell yea man!

  • (free healthcare and your IQ increases by tenfold)

  • Tenfold? I feel smarter already, you're right..

  • (Yo penguin, everyone get the penguin)

  • Yeah get the fu--- penguin ahhhh ablalaalla AHHHHH!

  • KIYAAHH! AHHHH! AHHHH!

  • Come over here you son of a bitch!

  • *suspenseful music*

  • *tension heightens*

  • Get the fucking penguin!

  • Where did he go? (fuck where'd he go)

  • Goddammit (where'd the penguin go)

  • (He's right there!)

  • *suspenseful music intensifies*

  • (Where's Saladass?)

  • Hey, penguin, penguin if you join, we'll give you massage. (Oh WTF)

  • Alright, let me just let me just (Yeah, look. He'll give you a little massage)

  • (Ah yeah, you like that penguin?)

  • This is just the beginning

  • (What the fuck am i witnessing?!)

  • One of us, one of us! *chanting*

  • (Alright Saladass is my second in command)

  • No no no no, I'm the leader.

  • (No, we've been through this)

  • We voted and i won! Let's have a vote! Let's vote!

  • This is a democracy!

  • (I call for a revote)

  • This is election night in America.

  • Listen: there will be free healthcare, for everyone, at all time...

  • (You cant steal my idea!)

  • No, shut up, shut up. I will offer the same healthcare, but get this:

  • It's better.

  • (Yeah)

  • That's right. Yeah. I know.

  • (How is it better, explain to me.)

  • Free tacos.

  • Every Friday, I will do... the hardest dab I have ever done.

  • To prove to me that this man is not worthy... (You're so lucky you have a vibe system, otherwise..)

  • Here it comes.... are you ready?

  • (HEADPHONE USERS RIP)

  • P A A A A A!!! AHHH!

  • A A H H

  • *USA National Anthem*

  • (squadfam out)

HOW'S IT GOING SQUADFAAAAM

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THE PEWDIEPIE CULT / VR Chat #0003

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/07/01
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