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  • Brother!

  • It`s been too long (YEP)

  • Hey, how's it going bros?

  • Aaaa

  • My Name is PewDiePie!

  • I've been scavenging the INTERNET (rly poods?)

  • and I found this game (yay)

  • that i have never seen anyone play before :O

  • *FREAKS OUT* EHEHEH

  • It's a joke. (srsly)

  • everyone has played this game

  • It's an old classic

  • It's a fine wine

  • A fine wine of video games

  • i'm talkin' of course is facade

  • *dat moosic doe*

  • *wat*

  • Mah name'a JEFF

  • MAH NAME'A JEFF!!

  • If you haven't played this game before

  • you are supposed to

  • save the relation of trip and grace

  • *knock knock knock*

  • Penny!

  • PENNY

  • PEHNEEY

  • PEHNEYY

  • JEFF!

  • MAH NAME'EH JEFF

  • *dat face* UHH

  • OOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • eheh i forgot how tidy is arse is

  • oh man

  • jeff has problem walking trips ass my

  • god oh my god i 8 ball i remember this

  • will i get trips ass tonight who knows

  • that is the chance Barris a god there is

  • a chance okay the goal here is to break

  • them up i will go for Josh there's that

  • bitch I would go for trip song stay away

  • hi how are you Oh stay away stay away

  • from me demon child oh no and make

  • yourself at home okay fine to stay away

  • I'm protected by their rainbow dildo the

  • sculptures nope I used to be so into

  • collect hawk Connie you're injured Hawks

  • hey you love your sculpt here so much

  • i'm not even allowed to touch them trick

  • your poker buddies used them as ashtrays

  • Oh anyhow Jeff Jeff Jeff I like to look

  • at tricks ass my name is jeff i'll let

  • you flirt with me just one time cuz

  • we're friends hey come here says come

  • here you're hugging me how nice of you

  • you like that you like that great

  • friend after so long I want to be great

  • Franklin there's a problem Jeff yeah

  • yeah that's my name nothing's wrong

  • everything's fine Wow seeing you again

  • love say my name is a wonderful times we

  • all used to have in the sexy done

  • dungeon oh I think we're gonna need it

  • Hey look at their fucking face exec okay

  • Jeff yes what does this picture make you

  • think Oh trip don't pour a friend on the

  • spot like that in a word what does this

  • say to you never do my name is one word

  • okay yeah romance ah it says romance god

  • damn it I always get it wrong great can

  • you go away yeah JK grace is ugly oh oh

  • oh someone get that boat where did I put

  • it is buck how can you Jeff know my name

  • at Jeff oh it's my dad individually I'm

  • not saying anything it's still ringing

  • okay he's being annoying as usual just

  • just hang it up hello give me give me a

  • hug

  • well I was awkward are you guys not

  • going to say anything you're just Jeff

  • how about dies that's a good

  • conversation starter okay hi Rick do you

  • do squats

  • okay there's no way to communicate Jeff

  • okay all right I get it you guys don't

  • want me here fine I don't care I don't

  • care anymore I just walked through the

  • door good game good game what the fuck

  • happened all right why don't we try

  • another name see if that's more

  • productive car fucking cause that really

  • a name car what up y'all that's a cool

  • name it's not a name fucking League of

  • Legends character name it 12 I'm 12 yes

  • I am penny penny penny penny gah bazinga

  • fancies entry pass is it big sure thing

  • told you confirmed trips ass confirmed

  • ah here hey Paul just tripped love me oh

  • my god ha hi how are you i am so happy

  • to see you after so long brother it's

  • been too long cowan's hard drives a

  • martini sound how does oh yeah you are

  • near the kind of person in itself help

  • and stare god I don't shake em okay I'm

  • just gonna go my god what are you doing

  • it right now oh well maybe you'd like

  • some juice or move a Brita here haha ok

  • and makes me remember the little times

  • we all used to have trap hop oh well

  • thanks wait that's not a compliment huh

  • you always have such nice things to say

  • he's the nice nips

  • oh I'm kissing now I'm kissing j/k I'm

  • getting right ha that's it you've got a

  • fucking Jamison gosh you can expect to

  • clean up no you know let me stay at we

  • can put up with a lot but we have our

  • limits you know let me in let kind I'm

  • so bad at this game ah it's been too

  • long look I have friends ha look at all

  • my friends hi how are you i am so happy

  • to see you after so long yeah how are

  • you doing I just asked him that well i'm

  • asking him to hey um wait you think

  • Maria that's right Maria haha oh you're

  • you're quite the Kidder tonight trip

  • hahaha yeah eating maria never afraid to

  • say anything that pops into your mind

  • wait you think I'm cheating on grace yes

  • with me he looks so happy about it yes

  • you uh you're really you're

  • cheating yeah that's my boy hey cartel

  • see how witty nice Kyle no so good on a

  • fake how do I play there's only so much

  • you can expect you know that's Christ

  • Jeff are you are you leaving the room

  • anyway where's your bed can't remember

  • what we were talking about oh yeah i

  • line my very very difficult to each his

  • grind dad the whole right what do you

  • think

  • yeah Jeff what do you say oh my god oh

  • my god is no scary this game is a

  • fucking horror game I swear to God Jesus

  • no no I really think we have this won't

  • trust me trust me you're look at how

  • beautiful maybe you'd like some juice or

  • mineral water yeah no we need to open

  • this all have our friend is here we're

  • going to enjoy ourselves that's all

  • there is to it I've been dying to try

  • this Bordeaux for a long time it's a

  • perfect anniversary wine is it fuck you

  • bitch shut the fuck up this bag the fuck

  • up and I forgot you sometimes I feel

  • like our whole marriage is just for show

  • I don't know what you really feel Oh

  • where's yeah are you doing can you

  • believe it here I know it's crazy what I

  • what are you saying to me god damn Italy

  • I try to reach out to you I try to be

  • romantic with you but you're cold and

  • distant I do I really try yeah what I'm

  • going to ask you something grace okay

  • great let me ask all right okay I'm

  • ready finally tell me what do you want

  • what do you want yes or no okay in a

  • marriage shouldn't one person try to

  • make their spouse a better person even

  • if they don't want it what is this tough

  • one it's a really tough one um Jeff my

  • name is Jeff you know I've never wanted

  • anyone but you no no no burn she earned

  • bed I mean no Jeff you wanted me I know

  • yeah I've had enough of this bullshit

  • Jeff I know what you're trying to hint

  • at about me what about what yeah our

  • marriage you're gay and you want to run

  • it where you want the truth huh yes yes

  • the truth please great give me the truth

  • do you want Josh yeah i think the

  • attention to what you've been saying

  • tonight thank you finally pushing me

  • I have been because I know under I

  • really might friend or not well now your

  • friend I'm your love I ask you this yes

  • or no okay really think that flirting

  • with me praising grace flirting with

  • grace and worst of all seeing that

  • letter with ever-loving success has to

  • realize something about myself from all

  • is what you get in tonight's supposed to

  • add up some out of something

  • my name is Jeff

Brother!

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    林宜悉 posted on 2020/07/01
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