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ItS tImE tO sToP!
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Everybody!
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Sometimes in life things just go too far.
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And we have reached that point, everybody.
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TikTok videos, that's right!
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How many more videos am I gonna milk from this?
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As lOnG aS oNe MoNetiZeS!
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I need that TikTok ad revenue!
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It's like they give it to you and take it away!
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Anyway guys, let's threw some cringy TikTok videos!
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Maybe I'll be Tracer.
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I wanna be Winston.
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What about Widowmaker?.
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I wanna be Winston.
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I'll be Bastion.
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I wanna be Winston.
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You're right so Winston.
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I wAnNa Be WiNsToN.
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I guess I'll be genji.
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I wanna be Winston.
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You see what I mean?
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I.. ah.. a couple weeks ago we saw this trend on TikTok.
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Kids are starting to parody these dumbass TikTok videos.
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Now it's just gone full circle.
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There's no actual content left.
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It's just kids trolling each other.
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99% FoRtNiTe DaNcEs...
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And I don't even know *uhh* what to describe some of it.
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I mean at this point no one is making actual TikTok videos.
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I can't find actual TikToks.
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But let's go - But let's just jump into it!
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I WANNABEWINSTON. (you've seen this before)
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(So how are y'all today?)
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(Good?)
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I wanna be Winston.
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You're right so Winston.
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I wanna be Winston.
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I guess I'll be genji.
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I'm wanna be Winston.
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Then I'll be McCree.
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I wanna be Winston.
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The thing is I - I'm clearly way too old to look at this stuff.
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That girl, by the way, is the same girl that does that stupid muffin song.
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And I cant show the muffin song because the video will get claimed. (Oof)
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but dont tell me, I warned you.
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Cause this S**t is about to blo-
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(Wubbing sound effect)
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They say legends say if you watch.
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This video for too long you will actually.....
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Contract...
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Not living. (Oof)
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(Singing) Have you heard of LGBTQ+.
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(Singing) Well I am the B.
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As in Ben Shaprio.
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>>Pewds laughs
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Destroying libtards one at a time.
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With pure facts and knowledge.
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>>HEh
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Oh thats great >>Laughing continues
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Ben Shaprio has infiltrated TikTok everybody!
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(music abruptly starts)
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(Royalty free music everybody)
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(punching sound)
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(music continues)
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(music continues) >>PewDiePie laughs in silence
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*Heh*
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Hitting women is never okay...
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Never hit a child...
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What would you do?
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If there was a child right in front of you?
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(Punching sound effect)
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Its so good!
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She clearly is playing along with it.
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You can't go ehddadaba alright?
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(music) Maybe I'll be tracer?
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(music) I'm already tracer.
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(music) What about widowmaker? >>*pfft*
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(music) I'm already-
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>>hiccups
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>>Breaths in
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Ah, I love the guy with the TV.
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(music) -Bastion.
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(music) NeRf BaStIoN.
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(music) You're right s-
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When earth is gone, when its been swallowed.
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By a black hole of the sun itself.
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This video will still be going.
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There will still be kids.
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Making replies to this one.
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What if, what if like- Man I'm getting some weird ideas.
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Kids keeping using *Ta*- TikTok it becomes this phenom-phenom...
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Fah- you know what...
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Nevermind. >>pfft
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(music) Oh great its this one...
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(music) >>Pewdiepie singing: Hit or miss.
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(music) >>Pewdiepie singing: Guess they never miss huh?
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(music) >>Pewdiepie singing: You got a boyfriend I bet he doesn't kiss ya!
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(music stops) >>This is a dude?
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*Eh* Whaat?
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Whaat?
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This is a perfect summary of-of Tik Tok.
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Cuz first of all, it's not a dude. (phew)
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Second of all, the fact that people think its a dude is the reason why this video is popular.
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Give that- give that some thought for a minute... (but I cant count to a minute..)
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(Video plays) Okay, the bullying #### on this app has gotten WAAYY outta hand! Y'all need to grow!-
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>>Pewds mocking man
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>>Pewds back in normal voice
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If I- if I did TikTok videos instead of Youtube, this is how I would end up.
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>>Pewds in mocking voice
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>>Pewds back to normal
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I don't take pleasure in this...
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It's like watching the fall of- of society.
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That's right, society
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