Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles My fellow bros, my fellow brethren, my fellow comrades, the time has come for us to fight back. No more will we become oppressed by mainstream media. *slice* No more will I take this online abuse *slice slice ding* and hatred. No more will I say "I'm sorry. I messed up, okay?". ERGH *slice* And you know why? 'Cause we're FAILING. Another Youtube channel is taking over— *sees God's disappointment* —is taking over. That's right, in no less than in November this year, PewDiePie will not be the biggest channel on Youtube! that'd be pretty nice actually— NO. We must fight BACK. Who is this "T-Series" channel? "Oh, this channel will pass PewDiePie" "pewdiepewdiepewdie—" SHHHTFFFFF I'M NUMBER ONE! I'M NUMBER ONE. No more lame boxing matches, I challenge T-Series to a saber fight, like real men. I'm throwing my glove at you, T-Series. Fight me, IRL, to the death. No boxing glove and helmets; I'm talking about to the death here. Wait they have 46 billion views? It's an Indian channel? IT'S AN INDIAN CHANNEL? IT'S AN INDIAN CHANNEL?! IT'S AN NRAHHHH!! India, I will fight you ALL! If you're an Indian watching this channel, you're welcome. How many people live in India? How is this even possible? Too many. The only way I can stay relevant is to get the Indians subscribing to me. If they won't accept my sword challenge, then the only thing we can do is fight fire with fire. *epic music plays* Smash Subscribe. Smash. Sub. -scribe. Smash. Sub. -scrIBE. smASH SUBSCRIBE! SMASH SUBSCRIBE! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?! SMash Subscribe. That's right! *deranged clapping* *9 year old voice* 'Felix, I just want you to review the memes,' *9 year old voice* 'I don't want really feel li--' PFF-FF-FPPPHFFF *triggered sounds* Muheh heh heh I've seen this already (deja vu?) ha ha ha ha It's so good- It took me a second the first time I saw it and I'm like, "wut do u mean?" "I didn't see this video" like "What's the context here?" I'm glad that their editing skills has improved. *reading* Or Post Malone's address *high-pitched* Daaaaaamn *still high-pitched* that's savage yooo *reading the text on the screen* Excuse me Excuse I had the same thing I had 2 thumbnails prepared and it was really annoying I had to make one at last minute What the heck guys? Couldn't you have picked a winner? You will gonna have a rematch anyway Why make it a draw? You clearly already planned for it It would been more exciting for someone to win to then get the title back instead of a draw, no one cares Fort Fortnite Fortnite did it That's right everybody I love how Epic Games did it Like genuinely its a great meme Well done (Pewds proud like a parent to a kid) I don't know why i'm like holding the standard that i hate Fortnite for some reason When its clearly the (sarcastic) greatest game of all time at this point Meme review is not Lwiay Meme Review is not YLYL All right this is all (not) correct YLYL is not LWIAY I mean its all memes (comes to realization) wHAT DO YOU FROM ME *Bangs 99$ Headphone to the table* I did nothing wrong (don't worry we know) Hey look at this cringy ass reddit post (correction: comments) kimomanutd: This is great shahnish: This is Legendary Flaming Dorito: This is above average r3al p0tat0: This is EPIC CantStumpIWin: This is so sad (Alexa play Despacito) Pewds (imitating 9 Year Old): Oh look were all part of the same group hahahahahah. *Claps 3x* Look at this were posting the same joke all right 9 year old: Felix isn't original BTW lets all make the same joke in this chain. HILARIOUS. Thats why we bond Damnit Were all garbage here (yep true that) Were all the bottom of the bottom (whatever that means) Flyingkitty dider(?) eh an edit and its amazing *Epic music* sit down sit dOWN SIT DOWN SEET DOOOWNN (Present Pewds: Okay, sorry) (Friends Parody how original) So no one you i was gonna kill these memes *CLAPPING INTENSIFIES* *Epic music stops* Present Pewds: (determined) i will. *Video played* Youtube's WORST show everybody meme rev-meme Welcome to PewPewPiDiePie (I'm honored) (aNOTHER) *CLAPPING INTENSIFIES) U no wut (chicken behind) I'm gonna slap my (399$) chair *Proceeds to slap chair* (I don't even no wuts deez) (Super Smash Bros Melee Theme Played) hAhahahaAHAa *music stopped* Present Pewds: (Laughed at the insanity) *SUCC AIR* The (demonitised) Present Pewds: no no i don't endorse that meme *clapping in sync* *squeaking noises* *mic check* *slaps chair to death* (Sad headline appeared) Present Pewds: oh Present Pewds: Ok i am sorry (laughed) Video: *Logan Paul apology appeared* Video: *last clap* All right if you haven't subscribed to Flyingkitty yet (Thank GOD that was done that was a pain in the ass to caption) I suggest you do. INCREDIBLE Edits. a modern take on an old classic "ALEXA PLAY DESPACITO" "ALEXA USES REVERSE UNO CARD" [aka no u] Pewds: *giggles* Damnit, congratulation i played myself dAMN YOU ALEXA! I (CHILDISH VOICE) HATE YOU! "Who did it better" *SAD MUSIC PLAYS* This is how i smile i don't understand what the problem is (sarcastic) I'm really happy to make Youtube videos guys this is a really fun job *laughs* Marzia last upload- 4 days Pewdiepie last upload- 4 days ago "They are marrying somewhere" No, no we weren't we went to Budapest I upload a vlog you dum dums You dum balls yOU BAG OF BALLS THAT NO ONE WANTS!!! [wow r00d] Sorry that was too far i'm so sorry "WAIT! Why is there a D in me?!" [what the hell] "*Ali-a intro plays*" Who's reading these comments You know i understand people posting it but who's reading them. Who goes through the comments [literally me] who's like~ Pewds imitate board guy: This is pretty boring i guess i'll scroll down and see what's happening~ (Proceeds to laugh) I guess I'll check out the comments maybe I can engage in some discussion over here. (Pewds breaks character) What is wrong with you "I want Felix to explain why Brad sometimes flips the video and i also want to know which version is the real one and the mirrored one." In today's SOCIETY! Doesn't really matter what isn't real and what is it What even matters anymore in general [Vbucks] *Weird accent* Who am i?! *inhales* OH MY GAH!!! That's right epic troll gotcha guys *Weird celebratory dance* Pewds: Yeah SUBSCRIBE!!! WE NEED TO DESTROY T-SERIES I love you guy's so much [aw] I actually love mY AUDIENCE!!! *claps 4x* (laughs) Goddamnit Illusion: 100 Seems in today's society doesn't really matter what a replica is~ "POINT PROVEN!!!* *CLAPPING INTENSIFIES* (again) "I don't rate things that's not what i do" EXCUSE ME EXCUSSEEEE!!!! I like how Marzia made a face *lil laf* Is that Alan Waker wearingmyCykaBlyat (yes) What! Legend. Absolute Madlad. *claps 2x* (calculating) Now if Alan Waker can give all his audience and subscribers to me We can beat T-Series That's right we gotta merge The great war has started which side of history will you be on (The Legion) Can Pews (really) Good job (Disappointed like a parent to their kid) that's how you know your audience are bunch of 9 year old. finallyry(?) review Fortnite as a meme, so it'll die off? *claps 2x* I've already done okay it can't be done all right. Fortnite is indestructible theirs no point [aw] This is so sweet, Alexa don't play ANYthing cause even if I play a second of music they will COPYSTRIKE this video. *silence* That's what i thought you bihh Speaking of which thank you so much Sony for the COPYSTRIKE Really really appreciate it (dead inside) It means nothing to me okay don't care whatsoever Go ahead Pewds impersonating Sony: You made a cover of Despacito we must shut this down now. (Idk who that is) is not making enough money we need to take the revenue from Poodiepah I like that the Detroit: Become Human out of all games beacame the meme There's always some game that's way too popular for its own good that always has some meme going on. *Wait 4x* *Hej Monika hell* (While Pewds is talking in the background) Pewds in distress: God, I'm physically disturbed (That was actually an easy captioning thx for the person who uploaded this) And aroused(?) at the same time *claps* this is the power of the 9 year old army right here This is library So this is made by Ahti Vasser a fellow 9 year old (dosen't look like one tho) Absolute Madlad This is made in Febuary and i didn't see it See this is why i love the Reddit you guy's bring attention to this cool stuff All this epic things i can finally watch it you know. "WHEN YOU REALIZED THAT NEXT YEAR, PEWDIEPIE'S CHANNEL ITSELF WILL BE NINE YEAR OLD" OH MY GAH!!! That's true and i wonder what's gonna happen when it turns 10 (10 MINUTE MARK I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE) *smiles* *laughs at the funny meme* *And disappointed to self-reputation* This is so true x2 Alexa~ *reads meme* Should i laugh or cry [both] i don't know *reads another meme* What are you implying that just because leaching off memes and other people's content. *Sad music plays* As a desperate way to stay relavnet I'm somehow a reptile. That's weak *drinks water like Mark Zuccerberg* Would a reptile smile with such a human loving smile *Proceeds to smile like a loving human* SUBSCRIBE!!! SO WE CAN TAKE OVER T-SEREIS *reading meme* I love this as soon as you proclaimed that your some sort of diet everyone just love's to be the police. *reading comment* I'm glad that you fellow 9 year old have such amazing etiquette *laughs* Goddamnit I'm so thankful that i have such an amazing audience That draws me in such amazing (muah) u no i am speechless. Fantastic. Thank you so much Mary ko [no really ty] (pewds reading) Your dad has been busy. Very cool I'm honored. Thank You so much. Another! Cool fan art see here you go. ZERO DEATHS!!! That's right everybody. Ty for not drawing me terribly. I love this "This needs to be in LWIAY" *Pewds reading USER REPORTS* Yeah i'm gonna put that in the video i'm sure nothing bad will happen ty guys so much for uploading this type of memes.