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  • My fellow bros,

  • my fellow brethren,

  • my fellow comrades,

  • the time has come for us to fight back.

  • No more will we become

  • oppressed

  • by mainstream media.

  • *slice*

  • No more will I take this online abuse

  • *slice slice ding*

  • and hatred.

  • No more will I say "I'm sorry. I messed up, okay?".

  • ERGH *slice*

  • And you know why? 'Cause we're FAILING.

  • Another Youtube channel is taking over

  • *sees God's disappointment*

  • is taking over.

  • That's right,

  • in no less than in November this year,

  • PewDiePie will not be the biggest channel on Youtube!

  • that'd be pretty nice actually

  • NO.

  • We must fight BACK.

  • Who is this "T-Series" channel?

  • "Oh, this channel will pass PewDiePie"

  • "pewdiepewdiepewdie—"

  • SHHHTFFFFF

  • I'M NUMBER ONE! I'M NUMBER ONE.

  • No more lame boxing matches,

  • I challenge T-Series to a saber fight,

  • like real men.

  • I'm throwing my glove at you, T-Series.

  • Fight me, IRL, to the death.

  • No boxing glove and helmets;

  • I'm talking about to the death here.

  • Wait they have 46 billion views?

  • It's an Indian channel?

  • IT'S AN INDIAN CHANNEL?

  • IT'S AN INDIAN CHANNEL?!

  • IT'S AN NRAHHHH!!

  • India, I will fight you ALL!

  • If you're an Indian watching this channel, you're welcome.

  • How many people live in India? How is this even possible?

  • Too many.

  • The only way I can stay relevant is to get the Indians subscribing to me.

  • If they won't accept my sword challenge, then the only thing we can do is fight fire with fire.

  • *epic music plays* Smash Subscribe.

  • Smash. Sub. -scribe.

  • Smash. Sub. -scrIBE.

  • smASH SUBSCRIBE!

  • SMASH SUBSCRIBE!

  • WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!

  • SMash Subscribe.

  • That's right!

  • *deranged clapping*

  • *9 year old voice* 'Felix, I just want you to review the memes,'

  • *9 year old voice* 'I don't want really feel li--'

  • PFF-FF-FPPPHFFF *triggered sounds*

  • Muheh heh heh

  • I've seen this already (deja vu?)

  • ha ha ha ha

  • It's so good-

  • It took me a second the first time I saw it

  • and I'm like, "wut do u mean?"

  • "I didn't see this video"

  • like "What's the context here?"

  • I'm glad that their editing skills has improved.

  • *reading* Or Post Malone's address

  • *high-pitched* Daaaaaamn

  • *still high-pitched* that's savage yooo

  • *reading the text on the screen*

  • Excuse me

  • Excuse

  • I had the same thing

  • I had 2 thumbnails prepared

  • and it was really annoying

  • I had to make one at last minute

  • What the heck guys?

  • Couldn't you have picked a winner?

  • You will gonna have a rematch anyway

  • Why make it a draw?

  • You clearly already planned for it

  • It would been more exciting

  • for someone to win to then get the title back

  • instead of a draw, no one cares

  • Fort

  • Fortnite

  • Fortnite did it

  • That's right everybody

  • I love how Epic Games did it

  • Like genuinely its a great meme

  • Well done (Pewds proud like a parent to a kid)

  • I don't know why i'm like holding the standard that i hate Fortnite for some reason

  • When its clearly the (sarcastic) greatest game of all time at this point

  • Meme review is not Lwiay

  • Meme Review is not YLYL

  • All right this is all (not) correct

  • YLYL is not LWIAY

  • I mean its all memes (comes to realization)

  • wHAT DO YOU FROM ME

  • *Bangs 99$ Headphone to the table*

  • I did nothing wrong (don't worry we know)

  • Hey look at this cringy ass reddit post (correction: comments)

  • kimomanutd: This is great

  • shahnish: This is Legendary

  • Flaming Dorito: This is above average

  • r3al p0tat0: This is EPIC

  • CantStumpIWin: This is so sad (Alexa play Despacito)

  • Pewds (imitating 9 Year Old): Oh look were all part of the same group hahahahahah.

  • *Claps 3x*

  • Look at this were posting the same joke all right

  • 9 year old: Felix isn't original BTW lets all make the same joke in this chain. HILARIOUS.

  • Thats why we bond Damnit

  • Were all garbage here (yep true that)

  • Were all the bottom of the bottom (whatever that means)

  • Flyingkitty dider(?) eh an edit and its amazing

  • *Epic music* sit down sit dOWN SIT DOWN SEET DOOOWNN (Present Pewds: Okay, sorry)

  • (Friends Parody how original) So no one you i was gonna kill these memes

  • *CLAPPING INTENSIFIES*

  • *Epic music stops* Present Pewds: (determined) i will.

  • *Video played* Youtube's WORST show everybody

  • meme rev-meme

  • Welcome to PewPewPiDiePie (I'm honored)

  • (aNOTHER) *CLAPPING INTENSIFIES)

  • U no wut (chicken behind)

  • I'm gonna slap my (399$) chair

  • *Proceeds to slap chair*

  • (I don't even no wuts deez)

  • (Super Smash Bros Melee Theme Played)

  • hAhahahaAHAa

  • *music stopped* Present Pewds: (Laughed at the insanity)

  • *SUCC AIR*

  • The (demonitised)

  • Present Pewds: no no i don't endorse that meme

  • *clapping in sync*

  • *squeaking noises* *mic check*

  • *slaps chair to death*

  • (Sad headline appeared) Present Pewds: oh

  • Present Pewds: Ok i am sorry (laughed) Video: *Logan Paul apology appeared*

  • Video: *last clap*

  • All right if you haven't subscribed to Flyingkitty yet (Thank GOD that was done that was a pain in the ass to caption)

  • I suggest you do. INCREDIBLE Edits.

  • a modern take on an old classic

  • "ALEXA PLAY DESPACITO"

  • "ALEXA USES REVERSE UNO CARD" [aka no u]

  • Pewds: *giggles*

  • Damnit, congratulation i played myself

  • dAMN YOU ALEXA! I (CHILDISH VOICE) HATE YOU!

  • "Who did it better"

  • *SAD MUSIC PLAYS* This is how i smile i don't understand what the problem is

  • (sarcastic) I'm really happy to make Youtube videos guys this is a really fun job

  • *laughs*

  • Marzia last upload- 4 days Pewdiepie last upload- 4 days ago "They are marrying somewhere"

  • No, no we weren't we went to Budapest

  • I upload a vlog you dum dums

  • You dum balls

  • yOU BAG OF BALLS THAT NO ONE WANTS!!! [wow r00d]

  • Sorry that was too far i'm so sorry

  • "WAIT! Why is there a D in me?!" [what the hell]

  • "*Ali-a intro plays*"

  • Who's reading these comments

  • You know i understand people posting it but who's reading them.

  • Who goes through the comments [literally me] who's like~

  • Pewds imitate board guy: This is pretty boring i guess i'll scroll down and see what's happening~ (Proceeds to laugh)

  • I guess I'll check out the comments

  • maybe I can engage in some discussion over here. (Pewds breaks character) What is wrong with you

  • "I want Felix to explain why Brad sometimes flips the video and i also want to know which version is the real one and the mirrored one."

  • In today's SOCIETY!

  • Doesn't really matter what isn't real and what is it

  • What even matters anymore in general [Vbucks]

  • *Weird accent* Who am i?!

  • *inhales* OH MY GAH!!!

  • That's right epic troll gotcha guys

  • *Weird celebratory dance* Pewds: Yeah

  • SUBSCRIBE!!! WE NEED TO DESTROY T-SERIES

  • I love you guy's so much [aw]

  • I actually love mY AUDIENCE!!! *claps 4x*

  • (laughs) Goddamnit Illusion: 100

  • Seems in today's society doesn't really matter what a replica is~

  • "POINT PROVEN!!!*

  • *CLAPPING INTENSIFIES* (again)

  • "I don't rate things that's not what i do"

  • EXCUSE ME

  • EXCUSSEEEE!!!!

  • I like how Marzia made a face

  • *lil laf*

  • Is that Alan Waker wearingmyCykaBlyat (yes)

  • What!

  • Legend. Absolute Madlad. *claps 2x*

  • (calculating) Now if Alan Waker can give all his audience and subscribers to me

  • We can beat T-Series

  • That's right we gotta merge

  • The great war has started which side of history will you be on (The Legion)

  • Can Pews (really)

  • Good job (Disappointed like a parent to their kid) that's how you know your audience are bunch of 9 year old.

  • finallyry(?) review Fortnite as a meme, so it'll die off?

  • *claps 2x*

  • I've already done okay it can't be done all right.

  • Fortnite is indestructible theirs no point

  • [aw]

  • This is so sweet, Alexa don't play ANYthing cause even if I play a second of music they will COPYSTRIKE this video.

  • *silence*

  • That's what i thought you bihh

  • Speaking of which thank you so much Sony for the COPYSTRIKE

  • Really really appreciate it (dead inside)

  • It means nothing to me okay don't care whatsoever

  • Go ahead

  • Pewds impersonating Sony: You made a cover of Despacito we must shut this down now. (Idk who that is) is not making enough money we need to take the revenue from Poodiepah

  • I like that the Detroit: Become Human out of all games beacame the meme

  • There's always some game that's way too popular for its own good that always has some meme going on.

  • *Wait 4x*

  • *Hej Monika hell* (While Pewds is talking in the background)

  • Pewds in distress: God, I'm physically disturbed (That was actually an easy captioning thx for the person who uploaded this)

  • And aroused(?) at the same time

  • *claps* this is the power of the 9 year old army right here

  • This is library

  • So this is made by Ahti Vasser a fellow 9 year old (dosen't look like one tho)

  • Absolute Madlad

  • This is made in Febuary and i didn't see it

  • See this is why i love the Reddit you guy's bring attention to this cool stuff

  • All this epic things i can finally watch it you know.

  • "WHEN YOU REALIZED THAT NEXT YEAR, PEWDIEPIE'S CHANNEL ITSELF WILL BE NINE YEAR OLD"

  • OH MY GAH!!!

  • That's true and i wonder what's gonna happen when it turns 10 (10 MINUTE MARK I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE)

  • *smiles*

  • *laughs at the funny meme*

  • *And disappointed to self-reputation*

  • This is so true x2 Alexa~

  • *reads meme*

  • Should i laugh or cry [both] i don't know

  • *reads another meme*

  • What are you implying that just because leaching off memes and other people's content.

  • *Sad music plays* As a desperate way to stay relavnet

  • I'm somehow a reptile. That's weak *drinks water like Mark Zuccerberg*

  • Would a reptile smile with such a human loving smile

  • *Proceeds to smile like a loving human*

  • SUBSCRIBE!!! SO WE CAN TAKE OVER T-SEREIS

  • *reading meme*

  • I love this as soon as you proclaimed that your some sort of diet everyone just love's to be the police.

  • *reading comment*

  • I'm glad that you fellow 9 year old have such amazing etiquette

  • *laughs* Goddamnit

  • I'm so thankful that i have such an amazing audience

  • That draws me in such amazing (muah) u no i am speechless. Fantastic.

  • Thank you so much Mary ko [no really ty]

  • (pewds reading)

  • Your dad has been busy. Very cool

  • I'm honored. Thank You so much.

  • Another! Cool fan art see here you go. ZERO DEATHS!!!

  • That's right everybody. Ty for not drawing me terribly. I love this

  • "This needs to be in LWIAY" *Pewds reading USER REPORTS*

  • Yeah i'm gonna put that in the video i'm sure nothing bad will happen ty guys so much for uploading this type of memes.