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[Music]
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Another Tik Tok video *claps* YES
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'I was hoping you would make another Tik Tok video'
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I know you are welcome
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This is why I'm (realizes truth) losing against T-Series
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Listen up kids T-Series is spending ads on television
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Ok I'm getting that bread papa needs that bread
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Don't discriminate watch the videate
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Let's just jump into it
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*I'm Already Tracer song plays*
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What is he holding? Is that a oh it's a microphone. *Laughs*
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You know when is this meme going to die? Never!
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This girl will just be bullied into infinity
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[Music]
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You gotta appreciate it
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It's like everyone wanted Vine to come back.
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Here it is *pause* this is it
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I'm starting to you know what im okay with it
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You know what I'm okay with it
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You know what I like Tik Tok. Screw you haters
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Why do I have the green screen if I can't even key out my sweater
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[The gosh darn Tracer song again]
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[Laughs]
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This is how real gamers play, just massage your friends scalp
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That's how you unlock a tactical nuke
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[The Office theme that then continues to sans the mans]
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That's pretty
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[Screams]
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That's a forbidden song
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[Music]
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[Laughs] So good
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It's like Vine *pause* with bullying
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*struggles to find how to express his love for Tik Tok* It can't get better than this I don't think so
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[Tracer song] Ok this meme can just stop ok just stop the winston meme
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We done it now
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We done the tracer. We done the winston and we nerf the bastion.
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Now stop it
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You're pretty
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Pretty gay!! ;D
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You know you think Tik Tok memes are gonna peak
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but they just keep going stronger
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[Music]
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*yells*
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daaaaaamn
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how did he do that can we get a replay on that one, Brad
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[weird Music]
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he's the Chosen One
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Love the dead face as well *chuckle*
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You know something is wrong when
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people stacking cups
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are bullying you *weird chuckle*
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welcome to twenty-eighteen
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where the bullied bullies
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you, *wheeze* I love it
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It's fantastic
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[Music]
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No nut November!
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No Nut
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Life
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*snort*
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*wheeze* ooOOAAO
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Think about that for all of you
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that failed No Nut November
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[Sad Music]
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Think about the people with no arms
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How do you think they feel?
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*video: ok Bull's eye*
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right here, watch this
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*clunk*
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gawd dammit
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it's not a ylyl look I'm still in the
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game *chuckle* they're so dumb
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kinda like it tho
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you know cause youtube has always been overflown with these
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stupid, uhh, 'Vines that make me
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want to die' or 'Vines that makes me
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want to go to the dentist' or
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'Vines that makes me want to finger my -' *censor sound*
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just to see if it smells bad down there'
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but now we finally just have Tik Tok
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videos again and all that you have to do is
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replace the music and you got yourself a
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CPM (Cost per mille is a commonly used measurement in advertising.) like the adpocalypse
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never happened baby because
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i guess I don't care *in video: Take two steps forward if you've ever gotten
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a Victory Royale
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Take two steps forward if your
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Dad loves you
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Take two steps forward
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if your Minecraft girlfriend
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broke up with you
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*sad bgm* I don't know why Minecraft girlfriends out of all
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breeds, have to be the th*ttiest
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of them all. You think you meet someone that truly
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matters, You think you meet someone
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that you can finally settle down with
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never fall for a Minecraft girlfriend
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they'll break your goddamn heart
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after they break your house like a Creeper
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in the dark
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*uplifting music* (That's a neck)
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Alright, I- I take back pretty much everything positive
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I've said, about Tik Tok *chuckle*
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Jesus Christ
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This is what kids are doing these days. 'You know what I
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I- I- I got an idea
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Gonna stick a phone in my mouth
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print a dozen papers of hand emojis
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And that'll get me the clout on the internet that I deserve
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*chuckle*
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*music*
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I don't know, I don't know what I was expecting
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Is this a - that's the footage of me uploading a video to Youtube
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Hahahahahaha
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Let's get this bread Hahahahahahaha
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I don't why I have the greenscreen, like
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what is this? why is it reflecting on me?
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what is happening?
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I'm disappearing, guys.
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Oh wait. No.
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You know what - Brad is just gonna complain, so..
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It's too late,
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I might as well commit.
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*dramatic musique*
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God they're so dumb. That it's just
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the perfect humour. it's just.. (I can't..)
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It's the perfect humour for you
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for you dumb balls ok I only laugh
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at smart stuff
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*dramatic music*
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What is this.
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Oh my god
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*fantasizes about the dad he wish he had* I wish
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I wish that was my dad.
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*active music*
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Oh my god, these -
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Aa-hooh!
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Oo-ao-huh my
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Ey Ey oh is it Roblox
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*snort*
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Okay that one's good, well played. *cute clap*
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I almost got angry there for a second, how could I be so
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easily swayed
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Grand Theft Auto Roblox
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is one of my favourite games
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*In video: If the furries ever have you down, just remember
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good girls wanna be tracer, boys go to college
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to hit the dab like whiz kalifa,
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and weebs go to pluto
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to get killed by naruto
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jesus christ.
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weebs to go pluto (hits chest)
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to get killed by naruto
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that is deep
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like this video, this left a
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profound impact on your life
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*annoying music* Oh my gaawd! staap
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I'm actually terrified what in the world
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*dramatic music*
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Is this google maps? Oh my god jesus
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I wanna know where that is. Is that real?
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This is what I'm talking about.
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A Tik Tok bread
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Everyone gets it.
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Come on. Alright. It's not that
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great but it's kind of
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laugh-worthy at least. It's chuckle-worthy at least. It's kinda like my videos
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You know there's no redeeming quality,
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they're really not that funny
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but, uhh, people seem to watch it anyway.
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That's it!
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We found it! it's a perfect match.
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Outdated memes - hnnm?
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need I say more? I don't think so.
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Why am Iaughing at this?
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Come on. It kin- I don't know why I have to keep
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make a case for every single one of them
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like ok yeah that was
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jesus stop
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it's officially gone too far.
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It's offic- a - eeh- yeh- You know what I keep saying
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I say that every episode and then it goes further.
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jesus chri-hahaha-ist.
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uh my god
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I'm scared. I'm beginning to get
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scared. This is only the beginning
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of Tik Tok. It's only been relevant
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for like, what, a month?!
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I don't wanna know how this looks like the next year, ok.
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mn-kay (replying to video)
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euhahahaha
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It's SANS! IT'S FREAKING SANS!
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Okay, I get it.
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One Tik Tok too many.
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I definitely won't make any more.
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You have my full honest word on that one.
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You can trust- you can rely on me.
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No more Tik Tok videos I swear.
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Thank you so much for watching this video
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If you enjoyed, SMASH like, subscribe,
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I don't see why you wouldn't, honestly.
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Has T-Series beat me yet?
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I don't see how that's possible.
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I uploaded a Tik Tok video. That's..
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OKAYBYE