Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles Pra Pra Pra! Hey, how's it goin? What's up? Best let's play on YouTube. Let's go. Thank you very much, we just- Huddle up, it's selfie time everybody. I thought something would actually happen me coming back here, but nothing happened at all Oh no. All right What? Find 10 yaoi in South Park? I only found like three of them Are you kidding me? That can't be my quest I'm leaving. There's no way There's no way that's my quest Sergeant please! I changed my mind Are you serious? That's my job right now? To found Yaoi. That is the- Talk to Mr. Adams in the police... ...station It seems like we've done all the main quest? Whaat? I don't want to do Yaoi. I don't find Yaoi. I'm not gay. Wow Felix Can't believe you just said that All right supposedly, there's a quest in here, so we might as well take it. Just let me in, let me in. It's supposed to be aaaaaa weird-looking- There he is EEEEW! Okay, let's talk things out. Oh my god. The quests are so weird. Distribute Mr. Adams headshots to eight people? Okay. That shouln't be too hard. Or do we got it wait, sorry, I'm That's our quest how do I do hundred more like you on the force? Crime doesn't pay kid you're on our team now, right I? Have to say I'm ugly impressed with your making oh Okay, I was so lost I was like there's no main quest going on right now There we go we got gotta go to Coon lair I don't think it's too far we can go there Scrambles screwed franchise Franchise Scrambles screwed franchise screwed scrambles Good Wait there's a new code get scrambles fast Well what about introducing super Craig in the second Kooning fringe movie that'd be pretty DC comics of us, I wouldn't recommend it Please have a seat. Sorry guys. Can I have a moment with but lord please? Wait I'm but Lauren behind you Okay, let's talk to Kuhn see what it's got to sing everybody but Lord I just wanted to let you know that we've decided To let you have your own Netflix series right after the Fast Pass Fox miniseries and the third Coon and friends United Nations, this is huge Okay, well get out there and finish your girls. Just wanted to tell you the exciting news What do you want new kid you do, there's nothing left to talk about oh No, no no, no you are not going to have yes come on three choices new kid No Do not give me those sad puppy eyes nobody gets to be three classes it you think that just because you had to live through your dad fucking your mom you should get All the sympathy in the world don't you? I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bring that it If you were going to add another class what would it be oh Hell yeah, we need another class cuz Blaster cyborg it was terrible. Okay. We got a close range, okay? We definitely don't want elementalist late night in f1 has grinding power to fortified teammates and disability I Think we have no psychic on it shut up Whatever I came to sign It is pretty dumb. Let's go back in time again back to when you were just a child You couldn't sleep that night, but it was because you saw strange lights in the sky you walk to the mirror oh Man, I'm excited for this, but these are so dumb. I love it. Oh yeah then You heard it strange alien sounds from the hallway. Oh my god. You walked out into intruders An alien my god, all right, we're an element in it Okay, what is this? That's pretty shit What does that do though That's awesome that's really good. Oh, no I can't St.. Rip, let's go nice Oh You think right impossible moussaka Yeah, I don't know if I want to do that well, I got to go here to do it Oh dolphins Wow which gives me attack I think I'm over here. We got a halt ready Bailey doesn't even do anything Aah Oh Mac yeah Wow that was so cool Does that skip all their turns, and oh nice He's gonna die and same with him Nice Okay, okay, okay, let's start again didn't they know Where the aliens helping you by showing you who fucked your mom or were they trying to make you full of rage you might never know all right get back out there, but Lord you still have a lot of things to do I Don't think that was worth the three classes that backstory, but you know what I will take it I will take it and I will shove it up my butt about but Man, I remember some of the stuff that happened in the first game now that when you were abducted by the aliens Oh my god. That was like too much, and when you become a little mushy you whatever you minimize yourself. That was crazy Okay, it sounds like we got to go to the We got a walk-in, are you kidding me? Okay, let's go to the playground I Thought looking guys we're now at style in the eighties, but the new kids pulling it up Here we are at the playground nice How did the Coon get there so fast I didn't come to fight This Visionary architect and a buttfucking trader listen to me. I understand the new kid oh No my god Where haven't seen him You might be in the wrong franchise, but if you ever need help. I'll return the favor you might be in their own franchise Cares about you. You belong to a loser zero income franchise that's run by a douchebag in a wheelchair You steal it. Where is dr. Timothy's phone, sorry freedom pussy that info? You guys need to stop investigating the Chamber of Commerce and leave it to the professionals superheroes Oh, yeah, you guys are the professional superheroes. Yeah, it just so happens mysterion that we already have a connection with Netflix No, you don't yes. We do. We're just about to get the human kite and Netflix series off the ground so No Timmy he's trying to rape my mind They don't have a connection Netflix freedom pouch just raped my mind you guys let's get these pedophile who did friends It's simple freedom pals unite never want to go again Simple white tears going down. Hello share should have made changes. God. Damn it I Didn't make changes today All right, that's fine alright goes pray I feel pretty good about my lineup. They really are far away aren't thing It's not really worth it I'm just gonna place him here That's a microaggression right there oh Oh, this is awesome look at this we can suck Suck him over here, and then keep doing damage on him Oh My god, what is he doing? He's telephoning in fourth-graders? Second brannis preschool kids whatever. They are my god. They're everywhere Come on captain diabeetus come up come on Thank you, oh my god. I'm so glad he's dead Wait that isn't kill the little kids. Are you kidding me? I need some kids to die oh They die super fast now. Okay, alright. Let's kill kill the children Damn that does a lot of damage come here. We go finally my god those so difficult. Oh I'm so done with that Jesus It took me 40 minutes at least And if you ever want to be part of a real franchise just call me Marvelous better Hey Wait sorry there's boys girls and sissy Go to crunchies microbrew for some microaggression knowledge, I can't wait this is great stuff It doesn't get better than this guys And here we are Going to get some info on The macro grass on This out-of-control Men Pacific icelandic islander from Scandinavia Now I get to change my skin colour tone, I identify as white And white now what the heck See that wasn't hard was it now that you know how to define yourself you can go back to making people pay for not identifying you and others correctly a Little more about you kid now get out there kick some ass gosh darn it I don't think what is this good example for the young folks? Fine We have the information we need and are ready for our next mission everyone reports there immediately Another Coon lair mission, huh And Scrambles hmm Lucky tiger there you are Jesus took you long enough, sorry My bad All right everyone But Lord interrogated classy and found out our next lead is that the you store in here in town we need to infiltrate it tonight That can't be done. Why not just you know because they use door and entrances all lava. Oh, yeah To do with anything It's one of his superpowers hey and to shed said that he owes the new kid a favor oh My god looks like you're gonna come in handy again My lord super Craig right you're not on the team out of the toolshed Tell the new kid is ready to have his favor returned everyone else go home and get in bed We meet at the you store in tonight Too bad If all goes according to plan toolshed will meet up with you later, just be careful toolshed is a two-faced backstabbing butt sniffer hmm, ah sure Don't know why this is the thing but you know we got to go back gotta go back home to sleep This is that we look like huh? pretty shit All right, it's time to eat dinner and be old depressing shit cuz our parents our Dad had sex with our mom can you believe it? No meaning it and an alien showed it to us along with the baby my god We live a tough life We changed What is this story news First asking the counselor about sexual orientation, then talking to the principal about race Confusion was the point the more our child learns about the truth the more dangerous it becomes you stupid Oh On the table pumpkin then straight to bed you have school tomorrow There's the underlying plot and a plot chest twist waiting to happen but for now Let's go to sleep. Oh Nice, we got a lot of cloth. We can make a new outfit listen I know we never talked about it, but your mother and I are very proud I Know we never talked about it, but we're so proud to be Scandinavia I Wish I kept the skin color corruption and crime rises from the gutters and fills the streets only one thing to deal Man hashtag yes, I agree let's go Browse it's time to change But this is not really our outfit is it? We're gonna we're gonna change our outfit Cuz I want to look we got a lot of new stuff actually we have whoa what in the world is this? We can also craft I believe We could probably craft some costumes They are SH NEX is pretty cool. The boom boxes. Oh, that's dope We can actually make that what else did we got amazing butthole hood And then we had the Norse oh This is all very tempting stuff, but I do Okay Okay, let's see how this looks this is important stuff guys. I don't know if you realize Wait where is it there it is nice since we look so goddamn stupid, that's the issue here Yes Yes Now we're talking yeah, I'm too Pumbaa excited, but sorry I can't stand I can't stand that stupid facial hair. It's so annoying Okay We're gonna find the keys again to escape What the heck is our dad doing of course we gotta use their Hoss feature to get the key All right, and we're gonna teleport back anyways The power of farts everyone the power of farts They sure love fart jokes in this and this franchise I Guess another key, and that's it I think No, we need the copper key as well Where in the world is? the copper key They really barrack here today. Well huh they don't want us to go in out copper key, maybe in the kitchen yes Now let's go Braves What in the world man what's going on there is Indeed we do And it needs to it needs to Father was in the garage working on a project. Okay huge storm and lightning blue my father off his workbench I ran to help him, but at that moment another blast somehow Fused his power tools onto my body I became a superhero while my father was left mentally impaired. Well. He sure is mentally impaired Right now and stop keying my car, okay What's wrong with Hanuman?