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  • Pra Pra Pra!

  • Hey, how's it goin? What's up?

  • Best let's play on YouTube. Let's go.

  • Thank you very much, we just-

  • Huddle up, it's selfie time everybody.

  • I thought something would actually happen me coming back here, but nothing happened at all

  • Oh no.

  • All right

  • What?

  • Find 10 yaoi in South Park?

  • I only found like three of them

  • Are you kidding me?

  • That can't be my quest I'm leaving.

  • There's no way

  • There's no way that's my quest

  • Sergeant please!

  • I changed my mind

  • Are you serious? That's my job right now?

  • To found Yaoi.

  • That is the-

  • Talk to Mr. Adams in the police...

  • ...station

  • It seems like we've done all the main quest?

  • Whaat?

  • I don't want to do Yaoi. I don't find Yaoi. I'm not gay.

  • Wow Felix

  • Can't believe you just said that

  • All right supposedly, there's a quest in here, so we might as well take it.

  • Just let me in, let me in.

  • It's supposed to be aaaaaa weird-looking-

  • There he is

  • EEEEW!

  • Okay, let's talk things out.

  • Oh my god.

  • The quests are so weird.

  • Distribute Mr. Adams headshots to eight people?

  • Okay.

  • That shouln't be too hard.

  • Or do we got it wait, sorry, I'm

  • That's our quest how do I do hundred more like you on the force?

  • Crime doesn't pay kid you're on our team now, right I?

  • Have to say I'm ugly impressed with your making oh

  • Okay, I was so lost I was like there's no main quest going on right now

  • There we go we got gotta go to Coon lair

  • I don't think it's too far we can go there

  • Scrambles screwed franchise

  • Franchise

  • Scrambles screwed

  • franchise screwed scrambles

  • Good

  • Wait there's a new code get scrambles fast

  • Well what about introducing super Craig in the second Kooning fringe movie that'd be pretty DC comics of us, I wouldn't recommend it

  • Please have a seat. Sorry guys. Can I have a moment with but lord please?

  • Wait I'm but Lauren behind you

  • Okay, let's talk to Kuhn see what it's got to sing everybody

  • but Lord

  • I just wanted to let you know that we've decided

  • To let you have your own Netflix series right after the Fast Pass Fox miniseries and the third Coon and friends United

  • Nations, this is huge

  • Okay, well get out there and finish your girls. Just wanted to tell you the exciting news

  • What do you want new kid you do, there's nothing left to talk about oh

  • No, no no, no you are not going to have yes come on three choices new kid

  • No Do not give me those sad puppy eyes

  • nobody gets to be three classes it you think that just because you had to live through your dad fucking your mom you should get

  • All the sympathy in the world don't you?

  • I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bring that it

  • If you were going to add another class what would it be oh

  • Hell yeah, we need another class cuz

  • Blaster cyborg it was terrible. Okay. We got a close range, okay?

  • We definitely don't want elementalist

  • late night in f1 has grinding power to fortified teammates and

  • disability I

  • Think we have no psychic on it shut up

  • Whatever I came to sign

  • It is pretty dumb. Let's go back in time again back to when you were just a child

  • You couldn't sleep that night, but it was because you saw strange lights in the sky you walk to the mirror oh

  • Man, I'm excited for this, but these are so dumb. I love it. Oh yeah then

  • You heard it strange alien sounds from the hallway. Oh my god. You walked out into intruders

  • An alien my god, all right, we're an element in it

  • Okay, what is this?

  • That's pretty shit

  • What does that do though

  • That's awesome that's really good. Oh, no I can't

  • St.. Rip, let's go nice

  • Oh

  • You think right impossible moussaka

  • Yeah, I don't know if I want to do that well, I got to go here to do it

  • Oh dolphins Wow which gives me attack

  • I think I'm over here. We got a halt ready

  • Bailey doesn't even do anything

  • Aah Oh Mac yeah

  • Wow that was so cool

  • Does that skip all their turns, and oh nice

  • He's gonna die and same with him

  • Nice

  • Okay, okay, okay, let's start again didn't they know

  • Where the aliens helping you by showing you who fucked your mom or were they trying to make you full of rage you might never

  • know

  • all right get back out there, but Lord you still have a lot of things to do I

  • Don't think that was worth the three classes that backstory, but you know what I will take it

  • I will take it and I will shove it up my butt about but

  • Man, I remember some of the stuff that happened in the first game now that when you were abducted by the aliens

  • Oh my god. That was like too much, and when you become a little mushy you whatever you minimize yourself. That was crazy

  • Okay, it sounds like we got to go to the

  • We got a walk-in, are you kidding me?

  • Okay, let's go to the playground I

  • Thought looking guys we're now at style in the eighties, but the new kids pulling it up

  • Here we are at the playground nice

  • How did the Coon get there so fast

  • I didn't come to fight

  • This

  • Visionary architect and a buttfucking trader listen to me. I understand the new kid oh

  • No my god

  • Where haven't seen him

  • You might be in the wrong franchise, but if you ever need help. I'll return the favor you might be in their own franchise

  • Cares about you. You belong to a loser zero income franchise that's run by a douchebag in a wheelchair

  • You steal it. Where is dr. Timothy's phone, sorry freedom pussy that info?

  • You guys need to stop investigating the Chamber of Commerce and leave it to the professionals superheroes

  • Oh, yeah, you guys are the professional superheroes. Yeah, it just so happens mysterion that we already have a connection with Netflix

  • No, you don't yes. We do. We're just about to get the human kite and Netflix series off the ground so

  • No

  • Timmy he's trying to rape my mind

  • They don't have a connection Netflix freedom pouch just raped my mind you guys let's get these pedophile who did friends

  • It's simple freedom pals unite never want to go again

  • Simple white tears going down. Hello share should have made changes. God. Damn it I

  • Didn't make changes today

  • All right, that's fine alright goes pray I feel pretty good about my lineup. They really are far away aren't thing

  • It's not really worth it

  • I'm just gonna place him here

  • That's a microaggression right there oh

  • Oh, this is awesome look at this we can suck

  • Suck him over here, and then keep doing damage on him

  • Oh

  • My god, what is he doing? He's telephoning in fourth-graders?

  • Second brannis preschool kids whatever. They are my god. They're everywhere

  • Come on captain diabeetus come up come on

  • Thank you, oh my god. I'm so glad he's dead

  • Wait that isn't kill the little kids. Are you kidding me? I need some kids to die oh

  • They die super fast now. Okay, alright. Let's kill kill the children

  • Damn that does a lot of damage come here. We go finally my god those so difficult. Oh

  • I'm so done with that

  • Jesus

  • It took me 40 minutes at least

  • And if you ever want to be part of a real franchise just call me

  • Marvelous better

  • Hey

  • Wait sorry there's boys girls and sissy

  • Go to crunchies microbrew for some microaggression knowledge, I can't wait this is great stuff

  • It doesn't get better than this guys

  • And here we are

  • Going to get some info on

  • The macro grass on

  • This out-of-control Men Pacific icelandic islander from

  • Scandinavia

  • Now I get to change my skin colour tone, I identify as white

  • And white now what the heck

  • See that wasn't hard was it now that you know how to define yourself

  • you can go back to making people pay for not identifying you and others correctly a

  • Little more about you kid now get out there kick some ass gosh darn it

  • I don't think what is this good example for the young folks?

  • Fine

  • We have the information we need and are ready for our next mission everyone reports there immediately

  • Another Coon lair mission, huh

  • And

  • Scrambles hmm

  • Lucky tiger there you are Jesus took you long enough, sorry

  • My bad

  • All right everyone

  • But Lord interrogated classy and found out our next lead is that the you store in here in town we need to infiltrate it tonight

  • That can't be done. Why not just you know because they use door and entrances all lava. Oh, yeah

  • To do with anything

  • It's one of his superpowers hey and to shed said that he owes the new kid a favor oh

  • My god looks like you're gonna come in handy again

  • My lord super Craig right you're not on the team out of the toolshed

  • Tell the new kid is ready to have his favor returned everyone else go home and get in bed

  • We meet at the you store in tonight

  • Too bad

  • If all goes according to plan toolshed will meet up with you later, just be careful toolshed is a two-faced backstabbing butt sniffer hmm, ah

  • sure

  • Don't know why this is the thing but you know we got to go back gotta go back home to sleep

  • This is that we look like huh?

  • pretty shit

  • All right, it's time to eat dinner and be old depressing shit cuz our parents our

  • Dad had sex with our mom can you believe it?

  • No meaning it and an alien showed it to us along with the baby

  • my god

  • We live a tough life

  • We changed

  • What is this story news

  • First asking the counselor about sexual orientation, then talking to the principal about race

  • Confusion was the point the more our child learns about the truth the more dangerous it becomes you stupid Oh

  • On the table pumpkin then straight to bed you have school tomorrow

  • There's the underlying plot and a plot chest twist waiting to happen but for now

  • Let's go to sleep. Oh

  • Nice, we got a lot of cloth. We can make a new outfit listen

  • I know we never talked about it, but your mother and I are very proud

  • I

  • Know we never talked about it, but we're so proud to be Scandinavia

  • I

  • Wish I kept the skin color corruption and crime rises from the gutters and fills the streets only one thing to deal

  • Man hashtag yes, I agree let's go

  • Browse it's time to change

  • But this is not really our outfit is it?

  • We're gonna we're gonna change our outfit

  • Cuz I want to look we got a lot of new stuff actually we have whoa what in the world is this?

  • We can also craft I believe

  • We could probably craft some costumes

  • They are SH NEX is pretty cool. The boom boxes. Oh, that's dope

  • We can actually make that what else did we got amazing butthole hood

  • And then we had the Norse oh

  • This is all very tempting stuff, but I do

  • Okay

  • Okay, let's see how this looks this is important stuff guys. I don't know if you realize

  • Wait where is it there it is nice since we look so goddamn stupid, that's the issue here

  • Yes

  • Yes

  • Now we're talking yeah, I'm too Pumbaa excited, but sorry

  • I can't stand I can't stand that stupid facial hair. It's so annoying

  • Okay

  • We're gonna find the keys again to escape

  • What the heck is our dad doing of course we gotta use their

  • Hoss feature to get the key

  • All right, and we're gonna teleport back anyways

  • The power of farts everyone

  • the power of farts

  • They sure love fart jokes in this

  • and this franchise I

  • Guess another key, and that's it I think

  • No, we need the copper key as well

  • Where in the world is?

  • the copper key

  • They really barrack here today. Well huh they don't want us to go in out copper key, maybe in the kitchen yes

  • Now let's go Braves

  • What in the world man what's going on there is

  • Indeed we do

  • And it needs to it needs to

  • Father was in the garage working on a project. Okay huge storm and lightning blue my father off his workbench

  • I ran to help him, but at that moment another blast somehow

  • Fused his power tools onto my body I became a superhero while my father was left mentally impaired. Well. He sure is mentally impaired

  • Right now and stop keying my car, okay

  • What's wrong with Hanuman?